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My back is fucked again Might have to take a few days off and rest, which is way harder to do than i thought it would be. Im getting off the couch like a pregnant lady though, having to use my hands to push against the back, so over it! :vent:

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Strange wording for The Age's weather forecast...

"Rain, mostly clearing by dawn then redeploying later in the afternoon"


Haha, must have been an autocorrect or something. They've fixed it.

"Rain, mostly clearing by dawn then redeveloping later in the afternoon"

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IKR.

I have to run for 3+ hours in that. I want to know whether to pack spare socks (not for carrying poo in).
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IKR.

I have to run for 3+ hours in that. I want to know whether to pack spare socks (not for carrying poo in).

Depends. (not for carrying poo in)

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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it's worse when our providers of education can't spell
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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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More like cancer. It mutates.
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Pensive parent presented poor pedagogy paradigm.
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He likes to eat the sandwiches, subway sandwiches.
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Pensive parent presented poor pedagogy paradigm.

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He likes to eat the sandwiches, subway sandwiches.

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it's worse when our providers of education can't spell

it's because they all have teachers aides
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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة.

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Are we stilton this train of thought?
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Jeez, a bit of anger in this thread recently. I can just see the blue veins popping up.
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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We like to refer to her as a "spoon buddy".

Those of you with knowledge of the Canada ski work/trip stuff, get on over to the Travel forum. I need to ask a few more questions.
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Just found my ipod shuffle charger that I lost a while back.

Science says my workouts should improve by about 7% with the addition of an ipod.

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Tasty meal was tasty, drunk Astro was drunk.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Just found my ipod shuffle charger that I lost a while back.

Science says my workouts should improve by about 7% with the addition of an ipod.

Yes.

dont worry cuddlebear, you'll be pleased to know derpy did an awesome job taking up the slack & regaling us with totally awesome stories in your absence.
if i could think of something witty to say i'd put it here
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Tasty meal was tasty, drunk Astro was drunk.

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We like to refer to her as a "spoon buddy".

Those of you with knowledge of the Canada ski work/trip stuff, get on over to the Travel forum. I need to ask a few more questions.

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Sorry i forgot to update you all on Monday's Mind The Gap

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This week featuring super-sized hi-res gaps.....

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Also "Future Lower Back Problems"

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Number five is alive!

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Oh dear.

6 year old is protesting that his karate jacket makes him look fat. "Everyone will say "haha, you've had too much McDonalds"
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Oh dear.

6 year old is protesting that his karate jacket makes him look fat. "Everyone will say "haha, you've had too much McDonalds"

Tell him he'll get cancer and AIDS if he takes it off.

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Oh dear.

6 year old is protesting that his karate jacket makes him look fat. "Everyone will say "haha, you've had too much McDonalds"

Was it him or the older saying he will stain his shirt with blood before the TM? That made me lol too, imaginative kids you've got there


Oh yeah last night's foods were awesome.

#19 on the boobs one is the best imo. Some of those birds are pretty average, and fake boobs are rank.
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i have the same socks as #7

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but i reckon they are better for deadlifting than car washing
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accidentally opened it bc i thought it might actually be about borked backs seeing as tapout did his & i did mine last night
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Was it him or the older saying he will stain his shirt with blood before the TM? That made me lol too, imaginative kids you've got there


Oh yeah last night's foods were awesome.

#19 on the boobs one is the best imo. Some of those birds are pretty average, and fake boobs are rank.

Oh Derpy. You have much to learn. A good set of fake boobs are great, it's just that a lot of chicks opt for out of proportion fakies and they often seem to far apart/unnaturally perky.
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well, according to dictionary.com
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chilly is cold temperature.

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