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I don't think that link that Mischa posted is getting the love it deserves. ENGAGEMENT IS REQUIRED.

i didn't click it because i felt excluded because it wasn't 'for me'.

have now read it, and it is indeed amazeballs.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Maybe if that's what my post said you'd be right, but read my post again.

i haven't read your post, nor do i know what post it is.

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If it isn't irony, what is it?

hilarious.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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You quoted it saying it's not ironic, how did you not read it?

So yeah its now been 5 hours of rain, no work. Driving around to find open wifi connections to steal

Cheap kayano 16s on cotd, what's the sizes of those compared to brooks adrenaline?
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You quoted it saying it's not ironic, how did you not read it?

yeah, well i thought you may have been referring to the post that got you banned.

regardless, there's nothing ironic about book fgts getting banned for bawwing. and saying you're being alienated is incredibly melodramatic, and also not ironic.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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You obviously haven't read my post again.
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Rancho, stop fucking encouraging him.
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Someone put him out of his misery.
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I'm just bored as fuck because it's raining and we can't work in the rain so I've been sitting around for 5 hours.
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Getting paid to sit around and wait for nothing is boss, Derp. Ya just gotta embrace it.

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Someone put him out of his our misery.

fyp.

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I'm just bored as fuck because it's raining and we can't work in the rain so I've been sitting around for 5 hours.

boredom is no excuse for stupidity.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Getting paid to sit around and wait for nothing is boss, Derp. Ya just gotta embrace it.

As I said on fb, I should have brought my book to read, will tomorrow for sure.

Rancho, point out where I'm wrong and ill happily concede. You have to refer to my post though because of how I worded it.


So many people don't seem to realise that calling people names isn't a form of proof that they are wrong.
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Also what Tobi said, what are we doing Friday, Mr. Robot?

Which seat will you take?

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Buy yourself a newspaper. I'll chuck you a dollar tomorrow.

No need. Derpy is is rollin in it. FACT.

http://www.news.com.au/money/money-m...-1226345358887

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lol, last night some pretty buff dude asked me for a spot,

anyway, i had no idea what he meant since he was doing DB Bench which i thought people mainly did so they could bail the weights if need be, so i stand behind his head in the teabag position when he starts stuggling to lift the weights up to the starting position,

so i start to lift up the weights pretty much where his hands are, and he's all like " juuusttt pusssh upp on myyy elbowwws !", so i did, then he did 3 reps of 35 kg and looked really chuffed with himself

anyway, moral of the story,

my open palm docked his closed fist, and i didnt hate it


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We have to do a fair bit of maths in trade school and it's harder than you'd expect. It's all physics based.

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As I said on fb, I should have brought my book to read, will tomorrow for sure.

Rancho, point out where I'm wrong and ill happily concede. You have to refer to my post though because of how I worded it.


So many people don't seem to realise that calling people names isn't a form of proof that they are wrong.

yeah because you have a real good track record for that
you give tradies a bad name

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Highs:
Got a full time job as a sparky

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Yo robot!

What's the plans for the rest of the time here?

Beers somewhere? I can't have a massive one as I'm giving a talk on the saturday, but I'm keen for a few, not too fussed where.
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details for WA strongman qualifiers released today, want to try for the B grading but my log press isn't so great

105 B Grading.

Yoke 280 k.g @15mtr time or Distance -60 second time limit.

Log Lift for max – Start weight – 85 k.g.

Deadlift Max (Raw) –Start weight 200 k.g

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Rancho, point out where I'm wrong and ill happily concede.

i'm not interested in repeating myself.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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yeah because you have a real good track record for that
you give tradies a bad name

If I abuse somebody I generally point out why. Like this: you are an idiot because this has nothing to do with tradies.
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If I abuse somebody I generally point out why. Like this: you are an idiot because this has nothing to do with tradies.

ok, well you are a liar and a hypocritie, and that is also nothing to do with tradies

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Which seat will you take?



No need. Derpy is is rollin in it. FACT.

http://www.news.com.au/money/money-m...-1226345358887

The comments are hilarious, so many ignorant people assuming all tradies and idiots and have no concept of monetary management.

OK jdoodle, keep telling yourself that. Where have I lied?
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The comments are hilarious, so many ignorant people assuming all tradies and idiots and have no concept of monetary management.

OK jdoodle, keep telling yourself that. Where have I lied?

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Haha I lied, .

cool story, glad you accepted the hypocrite part though

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So many people don't seem to realise that calling people names isn't a form of proof that they are wrong.

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If I abuse somebody I generally point out why. Like this: you are an idiot because this has nothing to do with tradies.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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The comments are hilarious, so many ignorant people assuming all tradies and idiots and have no concept of monetary management.

Tell us again about that time you thought that committing insurance fraud was a good idea.
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wow, i am having a really hard time picking which side of the argument i love more

please, continue!

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Being a tradie is great, if you're willing to work 16 hour days in the arsehole of the country you can make enough to buy a really grouse Commodore.
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wow, i am having a really hard time picking which side of the argument i love more

please, continue!

Nah it's boring now.
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Fucking hell.

I feel like I just read the last two pages of the GOT thread again only that ITT Derpy is Jrod (which we've already established) and rancho is special ed.

So can someone answer my question then? How much creatine should I be taking?

Lol guys. I was just trolling ya cos I was bored.
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just fashion a big spoon out of the femur of a slain enemy and go to town on that shit.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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So can someone answer my question then? How much creatine should I be taking?

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Beers somewhere? I can't have a massive one as I'm giving a talk on the saturday, but I'm keen for a few, not too fussed where.

Ok.

How about this place? They do good beers.

http://www.dejavubar.com.au/

Even if they have a shit name.

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If I abuse somebody I generally point out why. Like this: you are an idiot because this has nothing to do with tradies.

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haha, weird timing. my mate at work who got me into cycling announced this morning that he and his wife are expecting their first child.

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well, according to dictionary.com
chilli is hot pepper food etc.
chilly is cold temperature.

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Ok.

How about this place? They do good beers.

http://www.dejavubar.com.au/

Even if they have a shit name.

What time?
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Ok.

How about this place? They do good beers.

http://www.dejavubar.com.au/

Even if they have a shit name.

Works for me if you guys are up for it, I need to eat some duck at some stage too!
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hey Derp, if tradies were to compete in combat using the tools of their trade as weapons do you think you would go good?
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Works for me if you guys are up for it, I need to eat some duck at some stage too!

There's a place that does Peking Duck on the corner of Little Bourke & Russell Street, opposite Billboard which is, coincidentally, where Orbital are playing.

Orbital.
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hey Derp, if tradies were to compete in combat using the tools of their trade as weapons do you think you would go good?

wat?
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There's a place that does Peking Duck on the corner of Little Bourke & Russell Street, opposite Billboard which is, coincidentally, where Orbital are playing.

Orbital.

I'm seeing them after Zabiela.
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Fuck - today was rough - piss fitness is killing me, kicking on after Tapout left on a school night was not clever.

Making the last drink an 8.8% pint was even less clever.

Universe trying to tell me something I reckon - off the sauce until after the marathon.

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