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Originally Posted by walkdogz

goddam this review is hilarious

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/...509-1yd3v.html

that ... is fantastic!!

just watched lasted nights episode very good episode, sunday is going to be awesome

some hotties getting on board at last.

^ Yep thats the main thing.

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Originally Posted by jarrardscott

some hotties getting on board at last.

yeah true hopefully more to come

glasses chick's glasses are fucking ridiculous, wtf is she thinking?

"i know, i'll have "glasses" as my "thing", you know how last year aaron or whatever his name was had that scungy hippy hat and the surf dude had the many different hats? i'll get the biggest most ridiculous glasses i can find and wear them constantly. that should help me get noticed."

could you really take anyone seriously wearing such ridiculous glasses?

maybe she's wearing them ironically...

How has noboddy already mentioned Filippo's uncanny resemblance to Steve Buscemi?

What's asking that hot young girl who served the decent food "are you mature enough?", and then letting the fucking sook crybaby emo chick through? One of them displayed a high level of maturity, and it was not the crybaby.

If channel 10 continues to let emotional wrecks through based on the quality of their tears ... well, can you rejump a shark?

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Originally Posted by twrpy

How has noboddy already mentioned Filippo's uncanny resemblance to Steve Buscemi?

I just watched one of the latest Simpsons episodes, the one where Homer gets concussion and gets into a fight with the Latin guy ... then watched Sunday masterchef straight after. The resemblance was uncanny. The guy would make a perfect Simpsons caricature, then again, so does Steve Buscemi.

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Originally Posted by dbb618

What's asking that hot young girl who served the decent food "are you mature enough?", and then letting the fucking sook crybaby emo chick through? One of them displayed a high level of maturity, and it was not the crybaby.

If channel 10 continues to let emotional wrecks through based on the quality of their tears ... well, can you rejump a shark?

Crybaby's make for drama, and these mofos love to show the drama.

Macaron chick only got through because of that. 6 parts popularity contest, 4 parts cooking.

Gah I actually watched the episode last night (hey it was Sunday and there was nothing else on!) and it fucking sucked balls. It's no different to any of the previous MCs and they let through a person who managed 3 macarons (not very hard to make sorry) over people who actually did some cooking.

The whole thing was dull dull dull dull dull.

What I found funniest was there was pretty much only 1 or 2 people who were going to be "maybes", everyone else it was so obvious they were through or they weren't...not just from the quality of their food, but from the fact that when they got called up to present their food, I was like "who the fuck is that?"...if they hadn't had some camera time/focus on them, their personality, it was so flaming obvious they weren't getting through...macaroon girl and the happy asian guy and emotionally stable girl were the only maybes/ones you were left guessing about...too much time focused on the others to not let them through...and the lack of focus on those not getting through just screams "no personality/good back story" not getting through

Urgh the whole top 50 thing was annoying, just choose the contestants already and let us watch from top 24.

Macaroon girl was sh1t...don't deserve to be top 24...

That was shit. I wanna be a chef but I put the wrong sugar and not enough flour in my dish? And the best of them slow cooked a porterhouse?

think back to past seasons first week, and how far the contestants end up coming from there... they'll get used to the pressure.

Hahaha some bloke won with some tuna on a dorito, his bit of steak looked like shit.

All the cake makers should be told, that's it, you've done your cake, you only get one now cook some real food.

Still gutted Ricky Wong didn't make it thru to the top 24. That kid is hilarious

Glasses chick is annoying.

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Originally Posted by sonicc

Glasses chick is annoying.

They're all annoying. Especially hat girl, who just cooks desserts and only wants to be a pastry chef. Got top 3 with a chocolate cake.

Wonder why everyone hasn't figured out yet that the judges all love chocolate and will always give it good marks because it's incredibly hard to fuck up and they're all fat ****s.
Unless you're forced to do otherwise, just keep doing chocolate and you'll get through at least the first 2 weeks.

Yeah, chinese 5 spice chocolate cake and chai-ce cream sounded a bit random, but the judges did ask for 'you on a plate' and those three, despite the errors gave them what they wanted. HOWEVER - I adore Mexican cooking and that dude just brutalised it. Any **** who pronounces it 'tack-o' is a moron. pfft, taco's aren't even Meheecan fffs. Mexican't imo.

Glasses girl will be gone sooner than later I suspect.

Glasses girl (Or Tongue girl as I called her throughout last nights show) doesn't like taking advice does she - "There's risk, and then there's stupidity". Was hoping she would get the boot

Yep. There's something slightly appealing about her, the nerdy glasses girl look, but then she opens her mouth and really is a cocky cock. She should've cooked her own tongue for the competition last night.

When that grey haired woman started crying when talking about the mirror and how it represented her struggles I changed the channel and threw the remote in a fit of anger. STOP FUCKING CRYING.

I flicked back after I had calmed down, took about 5 minutes.

I was waiting for someone to sprinkle lines of icing sugar on the mirrors and talk about themselves for 60 minutes straight.

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Originally Posted by BMoney

Any **** who pronounces it 'tack-o' is a moron. pfft, taco's aren't even Meheecan fffs. Mexican't imo.

Don't forget it was a 'deconstructed' tack-o, bwwaahhh what a wank

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Originally Posted by BMoney

pfft, taco's aren't even Meheecan fffs. Mexican't imo.

What the shit are you on about???

Cup cake blondie talked herself up fucking hard when personifying her cupcakes about herself. Chip on shoulder at being tall and blonde and easily judged with a healthy icing of insecurity.

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Originally Posted by Random_Kiwi

What the shit are you on about???

Surely he means nachos.

glasses & the cry baby emo fat chick

i have never hated reality tv contestants more than i do these two

they should make a rule that anyone that crys is automatically disqualified and ejected in shame

Did you watch season 2? The crying has been nonexistent compared to that series.

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Originally Posted by Random_Kiwi

What the shit are you on about???

The proper pronunciation of Mexico and the fact that tacos aren't Mexican. Shits me to tears homes! (the tacos thing).

And how the fk do you 'deconstruct' a taco anyway?? Just put all the ingredients on a plate and call it a "twist"??

GTFOHere

would anyone really want to taste test that sweaty duck from last night?

dude was pouring sweat everywhere - was hard to watch television

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Originally Posted by BMoney

The proper pronunciation of Mexico and the fact that tacos aren't Mexican. Shits me to tears homes! (the tacos thing).

And how the fk do you 'deconstruct' a taco anyway?? Just put all the ingredients on a plate and call it a "twist"??

GTFOHere

since when is a taco not from mexico?

^ Exactly...A taco is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling

According to the Real Academia Española, publisher of Diccionario de la Lengua Española, the word taco describes a typical Mexican dish of a maize tortilla folded around food...The Online Etymological Dictionary defines taco as a "tortilla filled with spiced meat" and describes its etymology as derived from Mexican Spanish

The taco predates the arrival of Europeans in Mexico. There is anthropological evidence that the indigenous people living in the lake region of the Valley of Mexico traditionally ate tacos filled with small fish. Writing at the time of the Spanish conquistadors, Bernal D�*az del Castillo documented the first taco feast enjoyed by Europeans, a meal which Hernán Cortés arranged for his captains in Coyoacán.[3][4] It is not clear why the Spanish used their word, "taco", to describe this indigenous food.

I think that bit in bold might be what he's getting at

I think I cleared up his error, he presumably means nachos which isn't a traditional Mexican dish, they just have corn chips and dip not all the meat, lettuce, tomato etc.

TACKO again!! Both George and Gary have said it repeatedly!!

That's what I was getting at boys, TACKO. Annoys the living hell out of me.

that's what you get for picking Emma to be in your team - tears and dodgy cheesecake!

Stop Fucking Crying

It should be called Mastertears

Immunitear Challenge

Had it just been those two cooking then Ben would have won because he won the main, hrmmm. It probably would've worked better for a longer timed challenge with more collaboration and elaborate cooking rather than each of them just pretty much only working on their own dish in that short amount of time.

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Originally Posted by BMoney

TACKO again!! Both George and Gary have said it repeatedly!!

That's what I was getting at boys, TACKO. Annoys the living hell out of me.

lots of Melbournites pronounce their A's weirdly, at least the babyboomer ones do... they say castle with the same hard A.

Not sure about that walkdogz. The chefs main was clearly the better dish, he got marked down for lack of lemon flavour. Doubt if this would of happened were it being marked on only the one dish. In reality, it seemed they were well ahead overall.

You would've surely guessed who was cooking what from last night's episode...if the judges didn't, you gotta change your profession...there was clearly a Asian flavour with the first two dishes coming from the Asian chef and it was quite obvious the contestants would cook the non-Asian dishes of the 'tacko'& pasta...and that awful looking cheese cake you would think that crybaby chick did it out of the rest of the males.

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Originally Posted by wilsonrob

Not sure about that walkdogz. The chefs main was clearly the better dish, he got marked down for lack of lemon flavour. Doubt if this would of happened were it being marked on only the one dish. In reality, it seemed they were well ahead overall.

This. Absolute pity vote. I don't know why they really bother with the IC's against proper chefs this early on: you can always tell the judges are giving extra points because they are amateurs, not for the quality of the food.

Yeah they probably gave it to him with the lemon reasoning to balance things out. Couldn't make it much more obvious starting off with a taco who was who.

They really should just set them both a dish to cook that they don't know, less obvious to discern who's plate it is that way and it's the fairest really.

and they probably shouldn't see who's cooking at all, just see the food and that's it. I'm pretty sure that's how they did it in previous seasons.

But does it really matter? They should be able to be professional and objective anyway.

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Originally Posted by sheLL_st4r

and they probably shouldn't see who's cooking at all, just see the food and that's it. I'm pretty sure that's how they did it in previous seasons.

As in the guest chefs? Good point though, if they had no idea who it was, they wouldn't even be able to be thinking "I reckon that is Celebrity Chef Y's dish" meaning they couldn't possibly be anything other than objective. Good idea really