Allahu Akbar!

Ok 2 pages, but I feel that we still haven't got a stand out.

Think something that will translate to photo diary, YouTube, long ass post, many lols. I'm willing to spend money on it, so think creative, I have no idea how to build anything... that could be a good thing or a bad thing.

Build a new avatar.

Eat KFC and only KFC for a month.
Daily updates.
??????
Profit.

Why don't you do some Jackass style stunts?

French kiss Marshy or run up a wall and do a back flip

Speaking of Marshy, I thought this was one of his threads when I saw the title.

So here's what you do.

1. Select a victim. Could be a stranger, could be an enemy, could be a friend. Friend is preferable as you can plant a camera for video lulz. No dog/cat preferable.
2. Get a tray. Flat with moderately raised edges.
3. Drink a couple of beers until you feel a bit pissy (I'm sure you'd probably be drinking beer by default anyway).
4. Take a piss in the tray. Make sure you get a layer of about 2-4mm.
5. Chuck the tray in the freezer and wait for it to freeze.
6. Meanwhile, try to ascertain a point in time when the victim is due to be away from home.
7. When the time is right, remove the tray and put in an esky.
8. Go to the victim's house and remove your frozen sheet of piss from the tray, taking care to leave the sheet in one piece (you may want to use gloves).
9. Slide the flat sheet of piss under the front door.
10. Leg it (or stay and record the results)
11. ????????
12. PROFIT


Definitely need a camera on the inside. Recording the reaction of someone encountering a puddle of piss at their front door with no sign of forced entry? Priceless.

Dear readers, don't forget to like every trase post in the thread. We seem to be going well.

write a song about testicles set to the tune of the Korean pop song of your choice

then perform it shirtless and post it on YouTube

oh god what the fuck did I just post

running 7 marathons should get you the required number of likes

Will there be dogs? Probably not, but trase will eat his own shit if you like this post

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Originally Posted by TheOuterLimits

Speaking of Marshy, I thought this was one of his threads when I saw the title.

It must have been the sick desperation and overwhelming need to be liked.

ITM tattoo? fuck that shit.

a bag of dicks is probably too excessive, but let's see trase suck just one dick and put the video on motherless. dick must be human but alive/dead is optional.

Make a remix + new music video for Rebecca blacks Friday.

Smoke a heap of meth and make a dancing guy video

Media Player

It's Always Sunny... Dancing Guy - YouTube

I muted the video and was listening to Percolator (CVS Subs Mix) and he dances perfectly in time

^ Could incorporate that into RWS' K-Pop song.

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Originally Posted by TheOuterLimits

Speaking of Marshy, I thought this was one of his threads when I saw the title.

200 likes in 24 hours. Marshy's an amateur at attention seeking.

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Originally Posted by TheOuterLimits

Speaking of Marshy, I thought this was one of his threads when I saw the title.

Seeing as the ITM ass tattoo has taken a runaway lead I'm guessing the thread will end in a similar fashion to one of his too - reneging on a deal.

break a dj playing world record...its all the craze these days

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Originally Posted by Chesterfield

Seeing as the ITM ass tattoo has taken a runaway lead I'm guessing the thread will end in a similar fashion to one of his too - reneging on a deal.

Nah I'm not going to reneg, but I'm not going to do something irreversible like a tattoo, especially because I don't have any tattoos.

So far I'm willing to do anything in this thread, convert to Islam, make a K-Pop video, cinnamon challenge, etc etc. Still would love some ideas of building something and doing something hilarious with it.

- uncover the real johnbiggs
- make marshy lose 20kgs
- find F74 a job and shoot one up with him/her to celebrate

take yer pick

Make bunk beds.

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Originally Posted by BigGroovyFcuker

- uncover the real johnbiggs
- make marshy lose 20kgs
- find F74 a job and shoot one up with him/her to celebrate

take yer pick

I once received a job application from F74 ... full resume and details ... not quite right for the position we had going though

im all for the K-Pop video. cause i can actually vision that happening

What suburb do you live in? Is there a river/lake/ocean/mountains/hills near by?

I think we could somehow link this not only to increasing trAse's brand awareness but also to increasing ITM.com's.

Just liked every post, if 2 more people do that we're there!

done

Its a bit shit if he gets to the 1000 mark without agreeing to anything. "SORRY FUCKTARDS, thanks for the likes though". Need to organise this shit before he gets there!

it's trAse. he'll do it. he has no shame

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Originally Posted by Zodiac

What suburb do you live in? Is there a river/lake/ocean/mountains/hills near by?

St.Kilda, Melbourne. Close to the beach, Albert Park lake... no mountains though.

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Originally Posted by Zodiac

I think we could somehow link this not only to increasing trAse's brand awareness but also to increasing ITM.com's.

Absolutely, when the idea struck me it was more about contributing something that would spice up General a bit. But my ego also needs likes

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Originally Posted by special ed

it's trAse. he'll do it. he has no shame

You know it.

Here, have your thousandth.

x

Oh snap, just clicked over. Ok so what am I doing?

Make a list.

(Of proposals.)

i really like the idea of the frozen piss tray, but i think kpop's got to be the flaYva of the forum/month !

spend a "normal" day with the ITM logo in permanent marker on your forehead

beat smokin joe's world record dj set

Whatever you do I want to see it, do something stupid in the city, so I can come and spectate.

there are plenty of good ideas for your dare so you could do one of the other ones and then we could turn my kpop one into a broader ITM SINGSTAR CHALLENGE

fingerbang raveslikespastic ^


*raveslikespastic looks down at her crotch in amazement......whilst in the city*

How bout you just answer my text message ****

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Originally Posted by pEAkeR_hAT

fingerbang raveslikespastic ^


*raveslikespastic looks down at her crotch in amazement......whilst in the city*

I said I wanted to spectate, not be involved in the madness that is 'achieving likes'

don't worry, my mind is on a permanent pathway to the sewer anyway ^

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Originally Posted by watsakerring

How bout you just answer my text message ****

Ahaha whoops, sorry. I'm shit like that...

So what are you doing?

He's waiting for us to come up with a decent idea.

Build yourself a human catapult and fling yourself from the beach into the ocean and film the result for lulz.

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Originally Posted by pEAkeR_hAT

don't worry, my mind is on a permanent pathway to the sewer anyway ^

Filthbag!

Join the harikrishnas.

or

do the 4L milk challenge?

Get your Edward Forty Hands on and film the hilarity that will ensue.