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Perform Purple Rain 4 6.67%
Korean pop song about testicles 12 20.00%
New music video for Rebecca Black's Friday 9 15.00%
Cinnamon challenge 7 11.67%
Replicate Pete's chilli eating video 11 18.33%
Full body compression gear at a gym and hitting on every girl 16 26.67%
Convert to Islam 15 25.00%
Spend a day with the ITM logo on forehead 7 11.67%
Build a trebuchet 11 18.33%
Paddle across bay on home-made raft 27 45.00%
Get a photo with an inmate 14 23.33%
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I need time to decide

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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I too am going to need a little time to decide.
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Multiple choice a la Hottest 100 style voting.
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Raft Raft Raft!!
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i dont want to vote and than change my mind these are the type of things you have to think hard about
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I reckon he should have to row from St Kilda to Sorento ha ha
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I voted everything.

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should i not worry about voting and just rig the poll

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Seems like it's on its way to being rigged anyway.

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I hope it is that one, that'll be hilarious... Especially in the freezing water straight from Bass Straight.
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RE: Korean Pop song about testicles

Is there already a song about testicles, or are you going to make one up, then sing it in a Korean accent.

I would prefer the former.
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write a song about testicles set to the tune of the Korean pop song of your choice

then perform it shirtless and post it on YouTube

read the brief, gosh


also wtf trAse why puss out on the Diablo 3 one you ****, bracko pls add it to the poll
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Gruso agreed, and that **** has a pipe...

RE: Korean pop song, I would plan to make one up, have it converted to Korean, then sing it in Korean.
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what was the diablo 3 challenge?
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Life trainwreck stories, bewbs, mod angering drug implicated posts and 2fast2furious only.

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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should i not worry about voting and just rig the poll


That's been my plan all along

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You have to build the raft yourself Tom.

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http://theclimbingcyclist.com/climbs...ark/mt-hotham/

I will run/walk/crawl that in under 7 hours no later than 31DEC14.

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Hotham is only 30km, I'm planning to do that as one of my long training runs.

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You Melbourne folk should have a materials donation drive so trAse can build an epic raft.

Would totally nick off with a couple of water cooler bottles from our offices and donate them to the cause if I wasn't in Sydney.
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I want to see a raft this awesome trase

..and the captain pugwash theme as your vlog bgm

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wtf trAse why puss out on the Diablo 3 one you ****

please answer this soon

I'd hate to have to go through and rescind all my likes
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I reckon we should force him to build not only the raft for him to sail across the bay on, but also the trebuchet so ITM can set up a stand on the beach handing out inthemix gear and allow people to have a go trying to "sink" Tom. Similar to those old dunking games you used to see at carnivals.
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I reckon we should force him to build not only the raft for him to sail across the bay on, but also the trebuchet so ITM can set up a stand on the beach handing out inthemix gear and allow people to have a go trying to "sink" Tom. Similar to those old dunking games you used to see at carnivals.

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I reckon we should force him to build not only the raft for him to sail across the bay on, but also the trebuchet so ITM can set up a stand on the beach handing out inthemix gear and allow people to have a go trying to "sink" Tom. Similar to those old dunking games you used to see at carnivals.



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and have the hottest chicks of ITM in bikinis loading the trebuchet

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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i voted for 5 options. wasn't there something about pirates being involved in the boat one?

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please answer this soon

I'd hate to have to go through and rescind all my likes

nah i couldn't make him do that anyway. i'd rather rescind my post

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I reckon we should force him to build not only the raft for him to sail across the bay on, but also the trebuchet so ITM can set up a stand on the beach handing out inthemix gear and allow people to have a go trying to "sink" Tom. Similar to those old dunking games you used to see at carnivals.

I heard ITM are even going to pay for the trebuchet in exchange for advertising rights and Jager is to provide free booze and the biggest fucking banner the world has ever seen. Of course it would be put up in front of the bay so noone would be able to view the raft.
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Besides, I'd rather see something actually constructive. Like building something, or offending an entire religion.
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If converting to Islam wins what is required?

At least having photos taken of trAse at the mosque pretending he knows what he's doing (praying and whatever else they do *shrug*)
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i say the 'sink the raft' idea should be taken on tour im sure other parts of australia want in on this action too
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I reckon we should force him to build not only the raft for him to sail across the bay on, but also the trebuchet so ITM can set up a stand on the beach handing out inthemix gear and allow people to have a go trying to "sink" Tom. Similar to those old dunking games you used to see at carnivals.

I don't like the path that we've turned down....
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nah i couldn't make him do that anyway. i'd rather rescind my post

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Besides, I'd rather see something actually constructive. Like building something, or offending an entire religion.

ugh FINE WHATEVER FUCK

kpop, islam & inmate it is, then
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Quote:

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I reckon we should force him to build not only the raft for him to sail across the bay on, but also the trebuchet so ITM can set up a stand on the beach handing out inthemix gear and allow people to have a go trying to "sink" Tom. Similar to those old dunking games you used to see at carnivals.

There really is no clearer winner than this.
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If we wanna get a Melbourne ITM build-day going, that'd be great. But building two structures might be too much for poor little me.
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I've watched enough Mythbusters and Scrapheap Challenge in my time to know there's some pretty serious physics involved in building a trebuchet that actually flings stuff a good distance.

Without some kind of jrod level of genius on hand to oversee the build it could only end in a 1:1 disappointment to shit not being flung ratio.
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Based off your knowledge of other people with knowledge, I believe you.
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Looks like youre about to throw away all your razors and start bashing your wife.
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I've watched enough Mythbusters and Scrapheap Challenge in my time to know there's some pretty serious physics involved in building a trebuchet that actually flings stuff a good distance.

yeah if he actually got hit it would probably do more than just sink him























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yeah if he actually got hit it would probably do more than just sink him























DO IT

Maybe he should just make a huge slingshot and people can fill large balloons with water to shoot at him for lols
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You could still do the sail thing but dressed in a full niqab.
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Convert to Islam from behind...



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I reckon we should force him to build not only the raft for him to sail across the bay on, but also the trebuchet so ITM can set up a stand on the beach handing out inthemix gear and allow people to have a go trying to "sink" Tom. Similar to those old dunking games you used to see at carnivals.

Please create new poll to include this option
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