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sick child forced my hand.

You must be pretty weak.

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Had a concall at 0730 this morning was about 2c when I woke up.

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Excel gurus / BA faggot types - question:

I have a list of values (IP address) in a row on a separate sheet that I want to reference for a conditional formatting rule that will highlight any cell that matches a value in that range on the main (much larger) sheet.

Do I have to create an array before excel will search it or some shit?

No.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة.

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You must be pretty weak.

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Just the usual homo-erotibism.
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Gonna go crazy if I don't find out the outcome of my performance review soon. It's effective 1st July, yet we'll probably find out after that #oywcp

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Gonna go crazy if I don't find out the outcome of my performance review soon. It's effective 1st July, yet we'll probably find out after that #oywcp

We get ours done in September but any salary changes are back dated to 1st July #oywbpp
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I miss you guys. New job is insanely busy. Not sure I like the organisation, it's rather intense. KK see you in a few months
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His Facebook updates are so fucking depressing.

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Got a regular pay rise in January, then work did some fancy movement of extra benefits at the start of the year with superannuation, health cover and all that. Ended up increasing my salary by about 5% on top of that again. Cool.

Now Global is forcing another change, so may increase my salary again next month. Oooook.

I love this corporate money wasting that at 25, has increased my base salary to a pretty damn high rate compared to my peers, without me actually doing anything
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... the hell?

How does stuff like that happen?
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When it goes Global, you will know.
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The thing with Global though, there's too many variables.
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I agree, Global adds extra layers of complexity.
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... the hell?

How does stuff like that happen?

In Australia, we had additional benefits like higher super (11.5%), health cover and a few other bits and pieces. They decided to roll it all into salary. Worse for older people as super is more tax effective and health cover through the company costs less when you have a family than if you pay direct. However, I'm young and unnattached so I'd rather take the cash equivalent. So those were the local changes.

Now the changes are coming down from HQ in New York that affect everyone globally. They are aligning job titles, job grades and therefore salaries to be relatively uniform around the world. Except for amazingly rare circumstances, you can't really go down but you can certainly be aligned up to match you with others, so there's another boost.

What this means for me is if I leave this company and go to another, I can demand a higher salary because I already get paid a certain amount and am definitely not going to accept anything less or equal. I can't lose
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Now the changes are coming down from HQ in New York that affect everyone globally.

Did you mean: Globally?
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Poor Dante. Needs a new industry.

Totally. It's adjusting to the $40k pay cut afterwards that's the hard bit.

How am I supposed to spend money on hookers and blow without it?
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...and by the way... We do punch bitches.

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Seriously, I don't listen to techno anymore. OF, Death Grips, Die Antwoord.

Maybe even Triple J. I heard a Presets song today that I liked?

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Just the usual homo-erotibism.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة.

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Seriously, I don't listen to techno anymore. OF, Death Grips, Die Antwoord.

Maybe even Triple J. I heard a Presets song today that I liked?

Fuck.

I listen to a fuckload of Blues.

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How about you people actually learn a little thing called having a fucking conscious and not being heartless sociopath you piece of shit.

الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة.

اسم اللعبة هو ضوء يعمل.
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In Australia, we had additional benefits like higher super (11.5%), health cover and a few other bits and pieces. They decided to roll it all into salary. Worse for older people as super is more tax effective and health cover through the company costs less when you have a family than if you pay direct. However, I'm young and unnattached so I'd rather take the cash equivalent. So those were the local changes.

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What this means for me is if I leave this company and go to another, I can demand a higher salary because I already get paid a certain amount and am definitely not going to accept anything less or equal. I can't lose

That's fantastic
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so i went to GIS for a pic of comic book guy & his mate racing for the title of the champion of the universe to go with eddie's post. look at the results...
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Works hotel policy has fucked me, now rooms that I pay for seem small

Ugh, hotel bar is closed by 11 on a Friday night? ffs - anywhere decent to get a drink in the vicinity of Astor Terrace, Brisbane CBD ?

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