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31-May-12, 12:29pm Old #501

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31-May-12, 12:48pm Old #502

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31-May-12, 01:20pm Old #503

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crazy girls, i have no problems with... but when i have to deal the fallout instead of the fun it's no picnic.

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31-May-12, 01:22pm Old #504

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I agree with you, I dont want a man who's going to bring that shit up.
I dont want to know where its been, I just dont.

I agree as well, We both have our pasts and that's that but I don't need to know the details of it.

Afraid to be herself and live her own life is definitely a deal breaker as well. DNW tied at the hip 24/7

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Anyone who hasn't the strength to talk about how they feel.
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31-May-12, 03:11pm Old #506

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guys who winge and moan. be a man. rub some dirt on it. get over it.
stop being a big crybaby.

guys who wear skinny leg jeans when they actually have skinny legs. get some muscle.
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31-May-12, 03:53pm Old #507

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Girls that complain that they need to lose a few kgs yet never do anything about it. Fucking do my head.

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31-May-12, 04:01pm Old #508

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31-May-12, 04:03pm Old #509

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You're talking to him, you oversized skirt.
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31-May-12, 04:03pm Old #510

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This has just turned into yet another "let's whinge about the opposite sex" thread. Fucking Lifestyle, you're circular and tedious. Get over yourselves.
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31-May-12, 04:05pm Old #511

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Look at you with a girlfriend




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Men who whinge
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31-May-12, 04:06pm Old #512

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Girls that complain that they need to lose a few kgs yet never do anything about it. Fucking do my head.

As far as I can tell, that rules out like 99% of the female population...not saying that they all NEED to lose weight, but fuck, they all seem to think they do!
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As far as I can tell, that rules out like 99% of the female population...not saying that they all NEED to lose weight, but fuck, they all seem to think they do!

Most of them do.

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31-May-12, 04:13pm Old #515

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guys who wear skinny leg jeans when they actually have skinny legs. get some muscle.

If they had some muscle they wouldn't be able to wear skinny leg jeans. Those things exist so you girls can tell who the total wieners are.

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31-May-12, 04:16pm Old #516

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If they had some muscle they wouldn't be able to wear skinny leg jeans. Those things exist so you girls can tell who the total wieners are.

yes yes.
guys just can't be THAT skinny. not good at all.
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31-May-12, 04:19pm Old #517

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In my experience, guys with huge legs are less likely to rule the world than skinny legged nerds.
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31-May-12, 04:34pm Old #518

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Look at you with a girlfriend

Don't look at what you can't afford.
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31-May-12, 05:38pm Old #519

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31-May-12, 05:47pm Old #520

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In my experience, guys with huge legs are less likely to rule the world than skinny legged nerds.

In my experience there is a happy medium, or did guys with a normal build just disappear off the face of the planet?
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31-May-12, 10:34pm Old #524

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Girls that complain that they need to lose a few kgs yet never do anything about it. Fucking do my head.

God I dont even want friends who do this, its a pain in the ass:

Stupid people: *eats maccas* OH im so fat man I hate my thighs I just wish I could loose a couple of kgs but I cant its so hard NOTHING WORKS FOR ME!!
Me:*shoots self in brain*
spending this year not giving a fuck
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01-Jun-12, 09:54am Old #527

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God I dont even want friends who do this, its a pain in the ass:

Stupid people: *eats maccas* OH im so fat man I hate my thighs I just wish I could loose a couple of kgs but I cant its so hard NOTHING WORKS FOR ME!!
Me:*shoots self in brain*

I have a friend like that as well. "I'm going to join the gym. I'm going to start running. I'm going to do the C2S." Then we'll be sitting there on Sunday arvo eating McDonalds, "what happened to joining the gym?"

Might be funny looking back on it, but it does heads.


Speaking of heads, dealbreaker, doesn't enjoy giving head.

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01-Jun-12, 01:07pm Old #529

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I have a friend like that as well. "I'm going to join the gym. I'm going to start running. I'm going to do the C2S." Then we'll be sitting there on Sunday arvo eating McDonalds, "what happened to joining the gym?"

Might be funny looking back on it, but it does heads.


Speaking of heads, dealbreaker, doesn't enjoy giving head.

Yeah, I think thats defs a friend deal breaker as well as a partner deal breaker.
Oh I joined the gym and they take out $14.95 a week from my bank account but I havent been in 6 months, oh my god are you retarded!

Dealbreaker; someone who is incredibly jealous.
spending this year not giving a fuck
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01-Jun-12, 01:29pm Old #531

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dealbreaker: someone who takes out a restraining order against me
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01-Jun-12, 02:19pm Old #533

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Dealbreaker: She has a bigger dick than me.
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Dealbreaker; someone who is incredibly jealous.

Dealbreaker - untrustworthy.

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Dealbreaker: She has a bigger dick than me.

Metaphorically, or...?

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01-Jun-12, 03:14pm Old #536

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Yeah, I think thats defs a friend deal breaker as well as a partner deal breaker.
Oh I joined the gym and they take out $14.95 a week from my bank account but I havent been in 6 months, oh my god are you retarded!

Dealbreaker; someone who is incredibly jealous.

Seriously. Who are you and why are you taking the piss?
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Works in sales

Fuck that, some of the best women work in sales.

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People who study "fitnes", and are fat, can gtfo

What is your deal? Why buy gluten free soy lattee dick up your arse whateva, if your lazy lifestyle and 10 vodka lime sodas on the weekend are going to make you a fat bitch anyway?

Don't tell me that drinking normal coke is "sooooooooooooo bad", if you look like a pugs face,

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Dealbreaker: She has a bigger dick than me.

Big enough to break more than deals?
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Dealbreakers:

Shaves legs instead of waxing
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Hi, man.

Bloody hell.
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Dealbreakers:

Shaves legs instead of waxing

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Don't tell me that drinking normal coke is "sooooooooooooo bad", if you look like a pugs face,

gtfo

what are your thoughts on cherry coke?
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Deal-breaker: chews gum.
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Shaves anything instead of waxing. DNW prickly grow-back, especially on legs with those visible follicles that girls get.

Wax pls, or ideally laser, then moisturise for max softness. IMO girls who shave are a bit rough around the edges.
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What a fucking pathetic deal breaker.
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