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03-Jun-12, 05:45pm Old #551

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Good on you if your deal breakers are so much more substantial.

I can't stand the sight or touch of habitually shaven legs.
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03-Jun-12, 05:49pm Old #552

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Speaking of shaving.... a-fucking-men



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03-Jun-12, 06:18pm Old #553

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Shaves anything instead of waxing. DNW prickly grow-back, especially on legs with those visible follicles that girls get.

Wax pls, or ideally laser, then moisturise for max softness. IMO girls who shave are a bit rough around the edges.

do you wax your face?
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Yeah DNW pash rash!

Unless you have beard, shaving should be part of the daily grooming, preferably with a straight blade... Kissably smooth, yum!
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03-Jun-12, 09:26pm Old #555

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Speaking of shaving.... a-fucking-men



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That's why I now have a beard. So over proper shaving.

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03-Jun-12, 09:33pm Old #556

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Speaking of shaving.... a-fucking-men



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There's only one thing worse than shaving, having facial hair
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do you wax your face?

That is not a fair comparison. Facial hair on a man denotes masculinity, it is seen by many as desirable and aesthetically pleasing. So you shouldn't suggest I have double standards for not waxing my face (though I have been curious to see what it would be like).

Hair on a woman's legs is widely regarded as unappealing, including by women themselves. In terms of how women choose to deal with it, my view is that waxing gives a longer lasting result and gives a smoother finish.
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03-Jun-12, 09:47pm Old #558

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That is not a fair comparison. Facial hair on a man denotes masculinity, it is seen by many as desirable and aesthetically pleasing. So you shouldn't suggest I have double standards for not waxing my face (though I have been curious to see what it would be like).

Hair on a woman's legs is widely regarded as unappealing, including by women themselves. In terms of how women choose to deal with it, my view is that waxing gives a longer lasting result and gives a smoother finish.

ok then, do you wax your sack?
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ok then, do you wax your sack?

Full Brazilian every 8 weeks, I also bleach my arsehole.

I enjoy having my salad tossed but would never present myself in anything less than a fit state.
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03-Jun-12, 10:03pm Old #560

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There's only one thing worse than shaving, having not being able to grow facial hair

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03-Jun-12, 10:22pm Old #561

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Full Brazilian every 8 weeks, I also bleach my arsehole.

I enjoy having my salad tossed but would never present myself in anything less than a fit state.

when I was in Bali, i forced this prostitute to finger my ass while she gave me head,

im not gay, but it felt awesome


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03-Jun-12, 10:38pm Old #563

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when I was in Bali, i forced this prostitute to finger my ass while she gave me head,

im not gay, but it felt awesome


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Was that your prosty GF? I thought you didn't cheat on your misses over there?

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03-Jun-12, 10:41pm Old #564

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What little facial hair I can grow gets about as itchy as a motherfucker, I don't care what anyone says about it getting to a certain point where it doesn't itch any more, after a few weeks of not shaving I still scratch my face like a little staffy pup with a skin condition

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Oh right, so you're just another typical apple fanboy troll.
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03-Jun-12, 10:50pm Old #565

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Was that your prosty GF? I thought you didn't cheat on your misses over there?

umm, i'll leave that for you to decide
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04-Jun-12, 11:15am Old #566

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Full Brazilian every 8 weeks, I also bleach my arsehole.

I enjoy having my salad tossed but would never present myself in anything less than a fit state.

Full Brazilian? And bleaching?

Are you in porn?
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04-Jun-12, 11:26am Old #567

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I seldom do a clean shave ... just use the clipper part of the electric razor and end up with a 1-2 day growth. It's a good compromise.
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That's why I now have a beard. So over proper shaving.

Word. Days without clean shaving: >900 and counting.

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It's the same as going out on a busy street and looking at the people around you, most of them are fgts.
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04-Jun-12, 11:38am Old #569

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I seldom do a clean shave ... just use the clipper part of the electric razor and end up with a 1-2 day growth. It's a good compromise.

Trimming is more than enough, and even then you can't go too short or it has the potential of spiking your partner's bits while you go at it.

I shave my lovespuds but that's it. Fuck getting regrowth in the thatch area, and - quite frankly - fuck being bald and looking like a little boy.
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04-Jun-12, 11:52am Old #570

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Yeah, I keep the lawn well mowed, but gotta keep some grass on the wicket.

Haven't clean shaved my whole face in years though.
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Ha. No but I used to do some of the promo work for Aussie Bums swimmers. Met some dudes who were into it so I gave it a whirl.

Mainly it's because I love girls growling my arse, I'm happy enough to do the required prep work to minimise the risks of them saying 'no'.
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04-Jun-12, 12:46pm Old #572

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Urgh, fuck that. I love kissing, but I also love taking big smelly shits, and there's no way I'm letting any mouth that I kiss touch the orifice that they come out of.
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04-Jun-12, 01:08pm Old #573

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I shave my lovespuds but that's it. Fuck getting regrowth in the thatch area, and - quite frankly - fuck being bald and looking like a little boy.

Sure it's not the size of the chipolata that's making you resemble a little boy?

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04-Jun-12, 01:09pm Old #574

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rimming > anything
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04-Jun-12, 01:22pm Old #575

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deal breaker - guys with full beard. ew.
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04-Jun-12, 01:23pm Old #576

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If a chick was giving me a good rimming I don't think I could resist the urge to drop a big shit on her face.
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04-Jun-12, 01:42pm Old #577

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deal breaker - guys with full beard. ew.

Haha fuck. I've got the full sea captain/lumberjack beard going on atm.
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04-Jun-12, 01:44pm Old #578

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Haha fuck. I've got the full sea captain/lumberjack beard going in atm.

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04-Jun-12, 02:21pm Old #579

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I'd shave my beard off for you Fuzzy.
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04-Jun-12, 02:23pm Old #580

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not sure if that has any hidden meaning.. but i'll take it the innocent way

THE MUGVOLUTION
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04-Jun-12, 02:39pm Old #581

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deal breaker - guys with full beard. ew.


Full beard > no beard
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04-Jun-12, 02:42pm Old #582

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sorry bizzy can't agree with you.
I like some stubble on my men's faces but full beard is turn off major.
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rimming > anything

This. But scrub up or wait for post-beach or something. Otherwise you are plain selfish.
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sorry bizzy can't agree with you.
I like some stubble on my men's faces but full beard is turn off major.


We will have to agree to disagree! Just be careful that Ezz doesn't get all ban stick on the non beard love!
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04-Jun-12, 02:51pm Old #585

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oh. is ezz a guy with beard or girl who loves beard?
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04-Jun-12, 02:55pm Old #586

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i suspect that ezz would grow a beard herself if she could
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Once you've nakeded with a man do you judge his manliness on his body features (muscles, beard etc) as per initial judgement or does dick size change your view?
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I always judge guys on the size of their dick.
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I know you are joking, but if a girl is loose, i automatically think "bored out slut",

like i know some girls are just loose and some are just tight,


but when you put it in there, and it feels like your stirring a pot of soup with your cock, then i can't just help but imagine some black guy has spent the previous week stretching her out,


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but when you put it in there, and it feels like your stirring a pot of soup with your cock, then i can't just help but imaginefunkedub has spent the previous week stretching her out,


my 0.02


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Haha fuck. I've got the full sea captain/lumberjack beard going on atm.

Fuck I wish I could pull off the big fuck off lumberjack dude with an awesome beard.

It just doesn't work at my height.

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oh. is ezz a guy with beard or girl who loves beard?

Loves is an understatement!


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i suspect that ezz would grow a beard herself if she could

No question about it!


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Once you've nakeded with a man do you judge his manliness on his body features (muscles, beard etc) as per initial judgement or does dick size change your view?

Opinions can always be changed
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What little facial hair I can grow gets about as itchy as a motherfucker, I don't care what anyone says about it getting to a certain point where it doesn't itch any more, after a few weeks of not shaving I still scratch my face like a little staffy pup with a skin condition

Tip - use some clippers on it, and when it grows it's nowhere near as sharp when it regrows and doesn't give the annoying itching.

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Fuck I wish I could pull off the big fuck off lumberjack dude with an awesome beard.

It just doesn't work at my height.

Sucks to be you, baby face

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Babyface?

I haven't been clean shaved since 1985. Stubble ftw.

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Sure it's not the size of the chipolata that's making you resemble a little boy?

Foiled by your rapier wit again
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Babyface?

I haven't been clean shaved since 1985. Stubble ftw.

So you've never shaved? That's gross, first growth hair is disgusting.

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He shaved but he didn't ^
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So you've never shaved? That's gross, first growth hair is disgusting.

What the shit? Are you being retarded on purpose?

It's called clippers.
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04-Jun-12, 09:27pm Old #600

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He was trying to be funny, but he succeeds in everything he does so not sure why it wasn't funny.
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