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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Listen, I have three degrees and an IQ nudging 150.

Ooh, lets unzip our cerebral pants and swing our intellectual cocks around to see who's biggest.

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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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Works in HR or marketing
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not liking yoda is like knocking back a root when presented nude in a YD change room

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^mmmm all this talk of meat is getting me excited.

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(I work in the finance industry, this is important)

I hate that industry
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Taller than me. 6 foot + girls DNW. Petite is perfect.
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don't come back to adelaide then. they're all over the place with skirts or short shorts on in the summer. personally I think it's fucking hawt

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Taller than me. 6 foot + girls DNW. Petite is perfect.

I can live with slightly taller (as long as she doesn't also wear 3 inch heels) but as there aren't too many girls over 6'1" that doesn't narrow the field too much.
Plus really tall girls are usually a bit self conscious and hence, easier
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don't come back to adelaide then. they're all over the place with skirts or short shorts on in the summer. personally I think it's fucking hawt

Urgh, DNW hipster vag.
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meh, once they are naked its all the same ^
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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meh, once they are naked its all the same ^

If I could skip straight to that part they'd be fine.
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Do you really want to be stuck with a dumb person you can't have a decent convo with all your life?

Fuck yeah, no conversation potentially means a bit of peace and quiet.

Aside from the obvious no fat chics rule and what's already been mentioned:

- Girls that call or txt 20 times a day.
- Girls that are mothering.
- Girls that can't think or figure out anything for themselves.
- Girls that won't give me space.
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I fucking hate indecisive girls.
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I fucking hate indecisive girls.



I'd be a hypocrite if I hated that

Also... Girls that have stories that go nowhere.

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This.

Don't know what else?
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This.

Don't know what else?

This.

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They must eat burritos

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Definitely that.
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what kind of sick twisted individual doesn't enjoy a nice burrito?

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what kind of sick twisted individual doesn't enjoy a nice burrito?

The dude I went out on a date with last week. For obvious reasons I will not be seeing him again.
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Stern but fair Dubz.

Doesn't enjoy Seinfeld needs to be in there though.
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Dubz is fucked, single for life with that list!
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Stern but fair Dubz.

Doesn't enjoy Seinfeld needs to be in there though.

Oh yeah I forgot that one.

That's my shortlist, I could probably double it fairly easily.
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Hippies. God how I fucking hate hippies.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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Dubz is fucked, single for life with that list!

Nothing wrong with being picky, I am quite the catch after all.
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Well I think that's a super philospophy Will. That way you could go through your entire life without ever having to know anyone.

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The music that I push in my opinion is probably a bit too mature for someone who listens to "Trance" but hey, we all have to start somewhere?

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Nothing wrong with being picky, I am quite the catch after all.

Nothing wrong with picky, but things like "above a size 8" is just stupid imo...what are you some 58KG weedy pasty prick who can't handle a women with some substance? Size 8 is pretty damn small and a very small percentage of girls are that size or smaller, and it's not like a size 10/12 can't be super hot/fit...limiting a potential partner by something like that us incerdibly superficial and I'd bet good money on the fact that if you met someone who was a looker, had same life goals, dreams, travel desires, was ingelligent, financially stable, not mental/psycho, same political views, was into sports/fitness etc etc, but just happened to be a size 10 bordering 12, you wouldn't shun her (unless you're a moron)...so it's not a "deal breaker" really, is it?

But hey, what evs, it's your potential happiness you'd be shunning while leaving a perfectly fantastic girl on the market for someone else
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Nothing wrong with picky, but things like "above a size 8" is just stupid imo...what are you some 58KG weedy pasty prick who can't handle a women with some substance? Size 8 is pretty damn small and a very small percentage of girls are that size or smaller, and it's not like a size 10/12 can't be super hot/fit...limiting a potential partner by something like that us incerdibly superficial and I'd bet good money on the fact that if you met someone who was a looker, had same life goals, dreams, travel desires, was ingelligent, financially stable, not mental/psycho, same political views, was into sports/fitness etc etc, but just happened to be a size 10 bordering 12, you wouldn't shun her (unless you're a moron)...so it's not a "deal breaker" really, is it?

But hey, what evs, it's your potential happiness you'd be shunning while leaving a perfectly fantastic girl on the market for someone else

No I'm 78kg currently aiming to head towards 72/3. It's about personal taste and I think a woman who's happy to let herself go a bit and splodge out to Size 10-12 isn't someone I will be sexually attracted to in the long term.

After all, the topic is "life partner" not "someone you're happy to fuck" (a very different kettle of fish).

None of my long term gfs have been over a size 10. So yeah maybe a good 10 will be ok but they'd better look like an 8.

So yes, it's a dealbreaker because I know that I will not find someone attractive in the long term if they're that size.

Happy to leave the fatties on the market thanks
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It's really no fucking wonder women have such body issues when dickwads like you think a size 10 is a "fattie"

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It's about personal taste and I think a woman who's happy to let herself go a bit and splodge out to Size 10-12...

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Yeah, nuff said imo...sure, there's personal preferences and what you find attractive and all that, but there's also being realistic

I like how he freely admits he's overweight/out of shape, but heaven forbid a girl be a fattie size 10!!!

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It's really no fucking wonder women have such body issues when dickwads like you think a size 10 is a "fattie"

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it's perfectly easy to keep oneself at size 10 or below, it's just laziness on the woman's part.
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Yeah, nuff said imo...sure, there's personal preferences and what you find attractive and all that, but there's also being realistic

I like how he freely admits he's overweight/out of shape, but heaven forbid a girl be a fattie size 10!!!

Hey hey SLIGHTLY out of shape thank you. And I'll drop the 5kg in a pretty short time.

You can't help what you find attractive, gotta be realistic.
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splodge out to a 10-12???
some people are naturally 10-12 + and there is no sploding to be done
Women don't all start out at size 8 and its lifestyle factors only that takes them above that...
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^ Exactly...physics of some girls natural hip sizes means they can't even be lower than a 10/12, it has NOTHING to do with being lazy/overweight.

And someone can be a size 12 and still be super fucking fit/toned/muscular.
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You can't help what you find attractive

Yeah, I do get you, sorry, not really meaning to have a go at you over it.

Damn glad I'm not a girl though, they got it tough on so many levels.
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^ Exactly...physics of some girls natural hip sizes means they can't even be lower than a 10/12, it has NOTHING to do with being lazy/overweight.

And someone can be a size 12 and still be super fucking fit/toned/muscular.

Oh yes I really love muscular, yummy.....

I like little petite cute girls. Big size 12'ers who can bend iron with their bare hands need not apply

Oh another - not over 5"9. DNW woman in heels being taller than me.
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don't let this thread turn into another Dubz fanfare.... he's made his usual entrance, just give him a pat on the head and send him on his way.

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well done sofu, perhaps your most offensive post yet!

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Yeah, I do get you, sorry, not really meaning to have a go at you over it.

Damn glad I'm not a girl though, they got it tough on so many levels.

Oh wow you're a guy???? lol.

trying for the "sensitive understanding male" angle? How's that working out for ya?
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I'd like to point out that size 10-12 is sweet in my books. All about the curves.

We should date Dubz. Lose that 5kgs though and then we'll talk, fatty.
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don't let this thread turn into another Dubz fanfare.... he's made his usual entrance, just give him a pat on the head and send him on his way.

Wait, now I remember, he's that HR guy that hates IT guys, I agree, send him on his way

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Lol at Dubz and his size 8 obsession, pretty much any reasonably tall girl who actually has hips is gonna be a size 10 even if shes bordering on underweight.
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