Generally they are nonsensical, but should include enough humour to enable you to do a secret fist pump at how funny you are.

They also feature an emoticon of some sort, but don't overdo it as that happens a lot around these parts.

I'm running out of time, but here's another sentence.

TIA.

But Marshy, don't you see? You created a Friday thread all along!

Not sure if error message is intentional or not...

Oh, my picture isn't showing?

i have a picture

Don't forget the gratuitous use of italics.

Hey Marshwah, build a trebuchet. I dare say that will absolve you of whatever irrational hatred most of ITM has for you.

do it



EDIT: For the record, I am not one of those haters. I love your impromptu shit stories.

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Originally Posted by Weinertron

Hey Marshwah, build a trebuchet. I dare say that will absolve you of whatever irrational hatred most of ITM has for you.

do it

Let it go man, let it go...

I built a model trebuchet for school once.

dammit

I had the perfect medieval get-up too.

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Originally Posted by trAse

But Marshy, don't you see? You created a Friday thread all along!

it was all a dream....and you were there...and so were you, and you too toto

Yeah not sure about this trebuchet business, but I'm thinking a guerilla ambush of the eventual raft should be completed, by Marshwah from The Marshwah Project.

Will fly down for.

may you suffer greatly in terrible pain

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Originally Posted by Marshwah

Yeah not sure about this trebuchet business, but I'm thinking a guerilla ambush of the eventual raft should be completed, by Marshwah from The Marshwah Project.

Will fly down for.

If you do this, it will make the first watchable video that you've ever done.

Double bonus points if you do it wearing some sort of Power Ranger's bad-guy costume.

...and he launches extravagantly exploding things at me while I paddle across.

It'll be exactly like every episode of MMPR ever!

I'll practice my flamboyant recoils.

Then of course, in true Power Rangers fashion, you'll beat the living shit out of him and drown him in the sea.

Like I said. Best Marshy video ever.

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Originally Posted by special ed

it was all a dream....and you were there...and so were you, and you too toto

fuckin spoiler alert

hi friday

no interest in this american honey caper....but the countdown to the weekend has been handy today....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_lisp

same shit, different smell

do you read all your posts out loud to yourself marshy?

obviously, because no one else would be caught dead within earshot

Nice tag team faggots.

did you use both hands?

I'm drinking a delicious glass of red whine.

technically it is saturday now but i finished work from friday so i am going to count it
fun fun happy happy

happy

Yet another Friday has advanced upon us.

happy Friday ITMers.

x

You too Fuzzy.

^^ Oh Friday, the day you can let your hair down, kick back, have a few drinks and a good hearty meal.

It's friday, I just had a protein shake and went for a run. What did you do Marshy?

Walked to work and ate some muesli. Have had two power meetings and have run an errand at the PO. Like a boss.

huzzah!

fuzzyrainbows are you hot?

cheers

very hot.

thanks

naice

pic?

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Originally Posted by Marshwah

Walked to work and ate some muesli. Have had two power meetings and have run an errand at the PO. Like a boss.

Good start. Have you entered your foods into myfitnesspal? Also watch the serving sizes with your museli- most people eat way too much cereal and wonder why they get fat.

Brandy at lunchtime.... Yes that will help the last of my week drift away

Yum!

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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Rainbow

very hot.

thanks

asl?

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

asl?

no

Whats 'asl' ?

'sup fred

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

Good start. Have you entered your foods into myfitnesspal? Also watch the serving sizes with your museli- most people eat way too much cereal and wonder why they get fat.

Yeah entering food and exercise in myfitnesspal, agreed on the cereal thing, I'm guilty of that for sure.

oats are very healthy and helps lower cholesterol reabsorption.
cerials have too much sugar these days. especially if they have dried fruits.

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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Rainbow

cerials have too much sugar these days. especially if they have dried fruits.

Yeah thats a massive gotcha with museli, you think it's all healthy and shit but don't realise all those tasty fruity bits are loaded with sugar.

My standard brekkie = 1 scoop WPC, 250ml milk, 200ml fat free natural yoghurt, 1Tbsp psyllium.

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Originally Posted by Onslaught

Whats 'asl' ?

Urban Dictionary

Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.

Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"

hey marshy what's that you're holding in your avatar? looks pretty tasty.

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Originally Posted by Spicy

hey marshy what's that you're holding in your avatar? looks pretty tasty.

No way he'll lose 20kg with that avatar.