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Dr Spooner · 12-Jun-12, 07:04pm

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Originally Posted by patrickbateman

who is this chick? I need to do some uh... research on her!

patrickbateman · 12-Jun-12, 07:05pm

amber heard

Dr Spooner · 12-Jun-12, 07:18pm

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Originally Posted by patrickbateman

amber heard

wow...she's dating a weird looking chic....must be going through her 'it's cool to be a lezzo' phase...

I'm sure she'll get over it soon

Zodiac · 12-Jun-12, 07:21pm

I'd clap dem cheeks.

Dr Spooner · 12-Jun-12, 07:22pm

I'd be her toilet

Zodiac · 12-Jun-12, 07:22pm

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Originally Posted by patrickbateman

amber heard

about the bird?

MissAnge · 12-Jun-12, 07:24pm

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Originally Posted by patrickbateman

low bodyfat & vascularity go hand in hand. anyone with a six pack is going to have the veins bulging out their arms, so you better learn to love them.

I see what you're saying, but an interest in health and fitness i.e does more than nothing.
Not necessarily lean and muscular. Dont really care for six packs.

SpaceMonkey · 12-Jun-12, 07:24pm

I look at that gif and imagine she's checking out my schlong.

Zodiac · 12-Jun-12, 07:27pm

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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

I look at that gif and imagine she's checking out my schlong.

in reality its more like Dr Spooners av.

Funkedub · 12-Jun-12, 07:39pm

her jaw is too big for her neck

plan-b · 12-Jun-12, 07:41pm

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Originally Posted by Funkedub

her jaw is too big for her neck

Deal breaker IMO

Conor- · 12-Jun-12, 07:44pm

Batemans av is a better one of her IMHO

Dr Spooner · 12-Jun-12, 07:59pm

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Originally Posted by Funkedub

her jaw is too big for her neck

Holy shit!! ...I just noticed that too...........not sure if I wanna be her toilet anymore....

Zodiac · 12-Jun-12, 08:02pm

she can be mine instead.

Fledz · 12-Jun-12, 08:16pm

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Originally Posted by worla

veins that poke out on arms.

Oh herro

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zodiac

what about the veins that pop out on my cock?

OH Herro! Wait...

ladyinred · 12-Jun-12, 09:12pm

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Originally Posted by DrugfuctDonkey

^If it's the latter:

Heartbeat.

*snort*

airconteka · 12-Jun-12, 10:26pm

Must have a vagina and at least one breast

Clonakilla · 12-Jun-12, 10:30pm

Assuming the obvious ones eg intelligent, good conversationalist, kind heart are taken as given:

wears expensive, stylish underwear

enjoys fucking in stilettos

can rock a pair of tight leather pants

reciprocal anal tonguing

ladyinred · 12-Jun-12, 10:42pm

- Someone that has decent taste in music (it doesn't need to be exactly like mine but similarities certainly helps)
- Is happy to have their own opinions, be able to intelligently argue them and possibly accept another's point of view.
- bi/multi-lingual.

If a dude has all three... then

*le sigh*

SpaceMonkey · 12-Jun-12, 10:43pm

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Originally Posted by Clonakilla

can rock a pair of tight leather pants

Man, so many awesome rigs in tight leather pants last weekend, I had a permanent semi.

SpaceMonkey · 12-Jun-12, 10:45pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyinred

- bi/multi-lingual.

How about cunnilingual?

borrisGLOWSTICK · 12-Jun-12, 11:01pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyinred

- bi/multi-lingual.

Growing up in Oz I thought I was special speaking 2 fluent and 1 conversational languages. Then I moved to europe and was outdone by maccas workers speaking 4 or 5.

Multi language attraction only counts in English speaking countries IMO. (hell my wife speaks 6, 4 fluent and 2 high conversational, all from growing up/highschool)

Fledz · 12-Jun-12, 11:25pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyinred

- Someone that has decent taste in music (it doesn't need to be exactly like mine but similarities certainly helps)
- Is happy to have their own opinions, be able to intelligently argue them and possibly accept another's point of view.
- bi/multi-lingual.

If a dude has all three... then *le sigh*

ladyinred · 12-Jun-12, 11:30pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by borrisGLOWSTICK

Growing up in Oz I thought I was special speaking 2 fluent and 1 conversational languages. Then I moved to europe and was outdone by maccas workers speaking 4 or 5.

Multi language attraction only counts in English speaking countries IMO. (hell my wife speaks 6, 4 fluent and 2 high conversational, all from growing up/highschool)

You would think that parents are multi-lingual would have done their duty and passed on the languages. Unfortunately they were so worried about me getting beaten up and wanting so much to be "Australian" in the backwater town we lived in.

ladyinred · 12-Jun-12, 11:34pm

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

How about cunnilingual?

i said multi-lingual didn't i?

SpaceMonkey · 13-Jun-12, 06:31am

Quote:

Originally Posted by patrickbateman

low bodyfat & vascularity go hand in hand. anyone with a six pack is going to have the veins bulging out their arms, so you better learn to love them.

You can look fit as fuck with neither though, most elite swimmers aren't particularly vascular because they retain reasonable bf levels but they still look pretty awesome

borrisGLOWSTICK · 13-Jun-12, 06:39am

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Originally Posted by ladyinred

You would think that parents are multi-lingual would have done their duty and passed on the languages. Unfortunately they were so worried about me getting beaten up and wanting so much to be "Australian" in the backwater town we lived in.

Have to admit, even speaking with other Latvian or Russian speakers I did feel like a wanker in Oz. Speaking anything but English does just seem to be one of those things you "just don't do".

crabman · 13-Jun-12, 06:45am

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Originally Posted by MissAnge

A good colon /swoon

crabman · 13-Jun-12, 06:46am

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Originally Posted by DrugfuctDonkey

^If it's the latter:

Heartbeat.

I was gonna say 'a ****'.

ladyinred · 13-Jun-12, 08:08am

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Originally Posted by Fledz

go on then.

ravelikespastic · 13-Jun-12, 09:22am

Quote:

Originally Posted by ladyinred

- Someone that has decent taste in music (it doesn't need to be exactly like mine but similarities certainly helps

couldnt agree more - music taste is huge.

ianwil1976 · 13-Jun-12, 10:15am

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

How about cunnilingual?

metaphorikal · 13-Jun-12, 10:29am

Likes superhero movies

SpaceMonkey · 13-Jun-12, 10:41am

Natural B-cup tits that are perky enough to have barely any under-crease.

Random_Kiwi · 13-Jun-12, 11:15am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Conor-

Some redheads are hot.

I stress some.

Not much grey area, eh? Either smoking hot or "ewww get it away" bash it with a stick

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Originally Posted by Zodiac

even for a bluey.

Had to look that up, never heard that term before...how does Bluey become a term for a red head?

Funkedub · 13-Jun-12, 11:18am

same way curly becomes a nick for a bald guy

m_xt · 13-Jun-12, 12:23pm

or Tiny for a giant guy.

walkdogz · 13-Jun-12, 01:07pm

Or champion for a dickhead.

walkdogz · 13-Jun-12, 01:23pm

Juicy thighs, round hips and curvy calf muscles. Doesn't matter if they're short or long, as long as the proportions are good.

pEAkeR_hAT · 13-Jun-12, 01:26pm

so thats why everyone calls me champ

Zodiac · 13-Jun-12, 02:27pm

They call you chump, not champ.

Bism · 13-Jun-12, 10:43pm

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Originally Posted by MissAnge

I see what you're saying, but an interest in health and fitness i.e does more than nothing.
Not necessarily lean and muscular. Dont really care for six packs.

Italian female seeks non-Lebanese male who acknowledges the appeal of fitness, or if actively pursuing does so with an air of nonchalance. Actual results not required.

Bism · 13-Jun-12, 10:47pm

My deal sealer is blunt elbows.

Clonakilla · 13-Jun-12, 11:31pm

writes good sex messages

Funkedub · 14-Jun-12, 09:01am

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Originally Posted by Bism

My deal sealer is blunt elbows.

Media Player

Sesame Street - "I Love My Elbows" - YouTube

MissAnge · 14-Jun-12, 10:21am

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bism

Italian female seeks non-Lebanese male who acknowledges the appeal of fitness, or if actively pursuing does so with an air of nonchalance. Actual results not required.

Better than being in competition with the mirror for some attention.

Twizard · 14-Jun-12, 11:28am

deal sealer - Female

Bism · 14-Jun-12, 11:40am

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Originally Posted by MissAnge

Better than being in competition with the mirror for some attention.

Shut up and bake me something low-carb.

ianwil1976 · 14-Jun-12, 12:37pm

Lets you cum on their face. Even better if they beg for it.

Frequency doesn't matter, as long as it's on the cards now and then.

Bumpy · 14-Jun-12, 12:50pm

Swallows.

Dr Spooner +	12-Jun-12, 07:04pm #51 psychedelic prophecy
Joined Oct '08 Times thanked < 1,309 Posts 2,465	Quote: Originally Posted by patrickbateman who is this chick? I need to do some uh... research on her!
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patrickbateman +	12-Jun-12, 07:05pm #52 the devil's son
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Dr Spooner +	12-Jun-12, 07:18pm #53 psychedelic prophecy
Joined Oct '08 Times thanked < 1,309 Posts 2,465	Quote: Originally Posted by patrickbateman amber heard wow...she's dating a weird looking chic....must be going through her 'it's cool to be a lezzo' phase... I'm sure she'll get over it soon
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Zodiac +	12-Jun-12, 07:21pm #54 What do you mean we aren't going to the Superbowl?
Joined Dec '07 Times thanked < 2,697 Posts 14,941	I'd clap dem cheeks. "Words are bullshit. They are just useless sounds we make with our stupid mouths". Rafi - The league
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Dr Spooner +	12-Jun-12, 07:22pm #55 psychedelic prophecy
Joined Oct '08 Times thanked < 1,309 Posts 2,465	I'd be her toilet
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Zodiac +	12-Jun-12, 07:22pm #56 What do you mean we aren't going to the Superbowl?
Joined Dec '07 Times thanked < 2,697 Posts 14,941	Quote: Originally Posted by patrickbateman amber heard about the bird? "Words are bullshit. They are just useless sounds we make with our stupid mouths". Rafi - The league
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MissAnge +	12-Jun-12, 07:24pm #57 She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin..
Joined Mar '06 Times thanked < 784 Posts 4,439	Quote: Originally Posted by patrickbateman low bodyfat & vascularity go hand in hand. anyone with a six pack is going to have the veins bulging out their arms, so you better learn to love them. I see what you're saying, but an interest in health and fitness i.e does more than nothing. Not necessarily lean and muscular. Dont really care for six packs. ...what does that even mean?!
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SpaceMonkey +	12-Jun-12, 07:24pm #58 FOREVER DOLAN
Joined Jul '02 Times thanked < 4,965 Posts 30,293	I look at that gif and imagine she's checking out my schlong.
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Zodiac +	12-Jun-12, 07:27pm #59 What do you mean we aren't going to the Superbowl?
Joined Dec '07 Times thanked < 2,697 Posts 14,941	Quote: Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey I look at that gif and imagine she's checking out my schlong. in reality its more like Dr Spooners av. "Words are bullshit. They are just useless sounds we make with our stupid mouths". Rafi - The league
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Funkedub +	12-Jun-12, 07:39pm #60 "You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
Joined Jan '03 Times thanked < 3,592 Posts 20,908	her jaw is too big for her neck Ermehgerd!! Funkedub's done a remix of Hotel California ... what a gaylord!! "DJ mixes" go on Mixcloud. Original Productions are here on Soundcloud Becy Vs Rory - The Nancy Hoard Project
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plan-b +	12-Jun-12, 07:41pm #61 Angus van Beeran
Joined Dec '03 Times thanked < 563 Posts 18,995	Quote: Originally Posted by Funkedub her jaw is too big for her neck Deal breaker IMO Quote: Originally Posted by Derelict Oh right, so you're just another typical apple fanboy troll.
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Conor- +	12-Jun-12, 07:44pm #62 Incorrectly using the semi colon; since 1996
Joined Aug '11 Times thanked < 1,371 Posts 2,558	Batemans av is a better one of her IMHO Chicago House/French House - Soundcloud
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Dr Spooner +	12-Jun-12, 07:59pm #63 psychedelic prophecy
Joined Oct '08 Times thanked < 1,309 Posts 2,465	Quote: Originally Posted by Funkedub her jaw is too big for her neck Holy shit!! ...I just noticed that too...........not sure if I wanna be her toilet anymore....
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Zodiac +	12-Jun-12, 08:02pm #64 What do you mean we aren't going to the Superbowl?
Joined Dec '07 Times thanked < 2,697 Posts 14,941	she can be mine instead. "Words are bullshit. They are just useless sounds we make with our stupid mouths". Rafi - The league
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Fledz +	12-Jun-12, 08:16pm #65 Royal Astrological Metaphysician
Joined Aug '06 Times thanked < 3,550 Posts 11,229	Quote: Originally Posted by worla veins that poke out on arms. Oh herro Quote: Originally Posted by Zodiac what about the veins that pop out on my cock? OH Herro! Wait...
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ladyinred +	12-Jun-12, 09:12pm #66 See you Space Samurai...
Joined Mar '04 Times thanked < 2,989 Posts 18,509	Quote: Originally Posted by DrugfuctDonkey ^If it's the latter: Heartbeat. snort Quote: Originally Posted by hbomb203 Sausages make everything better astro. FACT. Quote: Originally Posted by jameszabiela I have to disagree with regards to the sausages...
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airconteka +	12-Jun-12, 10:26pm #67 moving sideways in a forward motion
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Clonakilla +	12-Jun-12, 10:30pm #68 Registered User
Joined May '12 Times thanked < 45 Posts 37	Assuming the obvious ones eg intelligent, good conversationalist, kind heart are taken as given: wears expensive, stylish underwear enjoys fucking in stilettos can rock a pair of tight leather pants reciprocal anal tonguing
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ladyinred +	12-Jun-12, 10:42pm #69 See you Space Samurai...
Joined Mar '04 Times thanked < 2,989 Posts 18,509	- Someone that has decent taste in music (it doesn't need to be exactly like mine but similarities certainly helps) - Is happy to have their own opinions, be able to intelligently argue them and possibly accept another's point of view. - bi/multi-lingual. If a dude has all three... then le sigh Quote: Originally Posted by hbomb203 Sausages make everything better astro. FACT. Quote: Originally Posted by jameszabiela I have to disagree with regards to the sausages...
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SpaceMonkey +	12-Jun-12, 10:43pm #70 FOREVER DOLAN
Joined Jul '02 Times thanked < 4,965 Posts 30,293	Quote: Originally Posted by Clonakilla can rock a pair of tight leather pants Man, so many awesome rigs in tight leather pants last weekend, I had a permanent semi.
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SpaceMonkey +	12-Jun-12, 10:45pm #71 FOREVER DOLAN
Joined Jul '02 Times thanked < 4,965 Posts 30,293	Quote: Originally Posted by ladyinred - bi/multi-lingual. How about cunnilingual?
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borrisGLOWSTICK +	12-Jun-12, 11:01pm #72 Shinra Rocket no.26
Joined Jul '02 Times thanked < 6,052 Posts 4,295	Quote: Originally Posted by ladyinred - bi/multi-lingual. Growing up in Oz I thought I was special speaking 2 fluent and 1 conversational languages. Then I moved to europe and was outdone by maccas workers speaking 4 or 5. Multi language attraction only counts in English speaking countries IMO. (hell my wife speaks 6, 4 fluent and 2 high conversational, all from growing up/highschool) Crazy people are ace doorslammers. The Little King of Everything
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Fledz +	12-Jun-12, 11:25pm #73 Royal Astrological Metaphysician
Joined Aug '06 Times thanked < 3,550 Posts 11,229	Quote: Originally Posted by ladyinred - Someone that has decent taste in music (it doesn't need to be exactly like mine but similarities certainly helps) - Is happy to have their own opinions, be able to intelligently argue them and possibly accept another's point of view. - bi/multi-lingual. If a dude has all three... then le sigh
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ladyinred +	12-Jun-12, 11:30pm #74 See you Space Samurai...
Joined Mar '04 Times thanked < 2,989 Posts 18,509	Quote: Originally Posted by borrisGLOWSTICK Growing up in Oz I thought I was special speaking 2 fluent and 1 conversational languages. Then I moved to europe and was outdone by maccas workers speaking 4 or 5. Multi language attraction only counts in English speaking countries IMO. (hell my wife speaks 6, 4 fluent and 2 high conversational, all from growing up/highschool) You would think that parents are multi-lingual would have done their duty and passed on the languages. Unfortunately they were so worried about me getting beaten up and wanting so much to be "Australian" in the backwater town we lived in. Quote: Originally Posted by hbomb203 Sausages make everything better astro. FACT. Quote: Originally Posted by jameszabiela I have to disagree with regards to the sausages...
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ladyinred +	12-Jun-12, 11:34pm #75 See you Space Samurai...
Joined Mar '04 Times thanked < 2,989 Posts 18,509	Quote: Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey How about cunnilingual? i said multi-lingual didn't i? Quote: Originally Posted by hbomb203 Sausages make everything better astro. FACT. Quote: Originally Posted by jameszabiela I have to disagree with regards to the sausages...
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SpaceMonkey +	13-Jun-12, 06:31am #76 FOREVER DOLAN
Joined Jul '02 Times thanked < 4,965 Posts 30,293	Quote: Originally Posted by patrickbateman low bodyfat & vascularity go hand in hand. anyone with a six pack is going to have the veins bulging out their arms, so you better learn to love them. You can look fit as fuck with neither though, most elite swimmers aren't particularly vascular because they retain reasonable bf levels but they still look pretty awesome
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borrisGLOWSTICK +	13-Jun-12, 06:39am #77 Shinra Rocket no.26
Joined Jul '02 Times thanked < 6,052 Posts 4,295	Quote: Originally Posted by ladyinred You would think that parents are multi-lingual would have done their duty and passed on the languages. Unfortunately they were so worried about me getting beaten up and wanting so much to be "Australian" in the backwater town we lived in. Have to admit, even speaking with other Latvian or Russian speakers I did feel like a wanker in Oz. Speaking anything but English does just seem to be one of those things you "just don't do". Crazy people are ace doorslammers. The Little King of Everything
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crabman +	13-Jun-12, 06:45am #78 I might be a ** but I'm not a fucking **.
Joined Oct '07 Times thanked < 6,857 Posts 12,559	Quote: Originally Posted by MissAnge A good colon /swoon الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة. اسم اللعبة هو ضوء يعمل.
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crabman +	13-Jun-12, 06:46am #79 I might be a ** but I'm not a fucking **.
Joined Oct '07 Times thanked < 6,857 Posts 12,559	Quote: Originally Posted by DrugfuctDonkey ^If it's the latter: Heartbeat. I was gonna say 'a ****'. الاستماع إلى ... ال التنفس المدينة. اسم اللعبة هو ضوء يعمل.
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ladyinred +	13-Jun-12, 08:08am #80 See you Space Samurai...
Joined Mar '04 Times thanked < 2,989 Posts 18,509	Quote: Originally Posted by Fledz go on then.
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ravelikespastic +	13-Jun-12, 09:22am #81 Registered User
Joined Apr '08 Times thanked < 1,131 Posts 4,106	Quote: Originally Posted by ladyinred - Someone that has decent taste in music (it doesn't need to be exactly like mine but similarities certainly helps couldnt agree more - music taste is huge. spending this year not giving a fuck
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ianwil1976 +	13-Jun-12, 10:15am #82 Tidy!
Joined Oct '04 Times thanked < 6,841 Posts 32,105	Quote: Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey How about cunnilingual?
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metaphorikal +	13-Jun-12, 10:29am #83 u mad
Joined Jun '08 Times thanked < 1,574 Posts 4,910	Likes superhero movies
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SpaceMonkey +	13-Jun-12, 10:41am #84 FOREVER DOLAN
Joined Jul '02 Times thanked < 4,965 Posts 30,293	Natural B-cup tits that are perky enough to have barely any under-crease.
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Random_Kiwi +	13-Jun-12, 11:15am #85 So far out it's in
Joined Aug '04 Times thanked < 829 Posts 13,698	Quote: Originally Posted by Conor- Some redheads are hot. I stress some. Not much grey area, eh? Either smoking hot or "ewww get it away" bash it with a stick Quote: Originally Posted by Zodiac even for a bluey. Had to look that up, never heard that term before...how does Bluey become a term for a red head? Pete Gordon - One Funky Broken Sunday - guitar a-twanging, horns a-plenty, funk a-flowing, beats a-broken, cheddar practically flowing CLICK ME Quote: Originally Posted by daveyjaye Want hurt someone really bad. I feel like I'm in a limp bizkit song
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