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Who were even the regulars back then? Shuttle? Dimi? Bella? Sphinx?

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
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Who were even the regulars back then? Shuttle? Dimi? Bella? Sphinx?

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What's with all the boob pictures? Are we all in training for how quickly we can panic and scroll past them while at work?
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More of a how quickly can you have a fap at your desk without getting caught at work.
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More of a how quickly can you have a fap at your desk without getting caught at work.

I can get a bit vocal so i use the disabled toilet... people think everything's cool.
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I like your style, as it's common knowledge people with down syndrome are very sexually frustrated.
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Afterwards i am o.k for a while though.
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More of a how quickly can you have a fap at your desk without getting caught at work.

I reckon I could legit squeeze one out under 60 seconds. Maybe 90 seconds without aid.

London 2012.
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its expected when you enter this thread...just make sure no one is behind you
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This thread has failed. Where's the witty banter?
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Being witty is a good way to use your intelligence and knowledge to amuse people. It can also be an impressive flirting tool! Everyone loves being around a person who has their wits about them. But be warned, if the person you're having a conversation with isn't grasping your wittiness, you might come off as a snob, or just plain weird. In that sense, it's a good way to see if you've met your intellectual match.

As taken from Urban Dictionary:

witty banter
conversing in a quick and intelligent manner. requirement for funny attractive man. even if they are ugly the witty banter will redeem their unfortunate looks.

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Someone who cuts you off on the highway or any type of road that is more than one lane.
Did you see that witty banter he almost took off my front end.

or better still the likes to buy witty banter mugs.
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Being witty is a good way to use your intelligence and knowledge to amuse people. It can also be an impressive flirting tool! Everyone loves being around a person who has their wits about them. But be warned, if the person you're having a conversation with isn't grasping your wittiness, you might come off as a snob, or just plain weird. In that sense, it's a good way to see if you've met your intellectual match.

As taken from Urban Dictionary:

witty banter
conversing in a quick and intelligent manner. requirement for funny attractive man. even if they are ugly the witty banter will redeem their unfortunate looks.

I like this one:

Someone who cuts you off on the highway or any type of road that is more than one lane.
Did you see that witty banter he almost took off my front end.

or better still the likes to buy witty banter mugs.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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are you trying to offset your unfortunate looks trAse, lord of the rAfts?
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Whoa what? I'm like crazy hot, you'd do well to get a dicking from the likes of me.
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To be a lorf of the rafts, one must first have a raft.
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I swear to god, when it stops raining every day and is above 12 degrees I'll start.

This winter is like some Game of Thrones shit.
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Wtf... Im only on episode 1 of season two. Spoiler that shit.
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trAse.. i'll believe it when i see it.
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What, how hot I am? Or the raft?
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i'll believe your hotness when i see it

and when you deliver said raft to melbourne waterways, i'll believe that occurance.
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Googled 'Hot guy on boat' to give you an idea of what to expect... Found this instead...

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he'd prolly lose his job now.
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Looks like he's on the phone

'Yeah boss? Boss, yep it happened again....'
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very cleaver mugzza.

game of thrones, chicken run, up! plus raft.
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Needs more mugs.
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maybe he's saying "boss, i got some bad news. you know that shipload of cars we had arriving..."
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if they are MDV's then we're in trouble!!

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Cor! Look at the mugs on that one.
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Whoa! What have I just walked in on?
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Was anyone else more attracted to Miranda Kerr when she was pregnant?
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