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You ****s think you have problems? I'm in Wollongong
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Most of you need to start taking night classes at Funny School.
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You ****s think you have problems? I'm in Wollongong

Try being in Dandenong.

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His father had a sex change when his mum wanted a kid.

He mutilated his vagina not long afterwards.

To this day it is still in bad shape.

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Most of you need to start taking night classes at Funny School.

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I'm in Clayton

Do you give him a reach around at the same time?
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I'm in Clayton

Hodori and Pings are a big plus though.
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Hodori and Pings are a big plus though.

Eh?
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Restaurants in Clayton mannnn.


You haven't been to Hodori? I thought you were the white king of Korea?
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I'm at the Telstra GOC for work, I don't come here recreationally.
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Ohhhh my bad.

Hit them up though. Awesome food.
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Shiiiit man, like I'd live in Clayton. My postcode range is 3121-3124
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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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Clayton is full of Koreans so I'm not putting it past you
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If chharge was Victorian he'd probably live out here.
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if i was Victorian I would of killed myself already

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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but I am curious Eddie, why would I live there? (I just had to look up where it actually was)

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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nothing specific - you'd just posted and you live in the boonies.
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if i was Victorian I would of killed myself already

If you were Victorian you would have used correct grammar

Also ****s I'm in Mansfield, so I win for being in a shit hole.
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If you were Victorian you would have used correct grammar

Also ****s I'm in Mansfield, so I win for being in a shit hole.

The high country is a lot more pleasant than the badlands past warrigal road.
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nothing specific - you'd just posted and you live in the boonies.

ahh south westies land! If people are walking around with open liquor then yes, it would be like I was home! and if there were many prams.

Penrith has alot of prams.

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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Hey I lived in Ashwood for two years, it's not that bad! It is also bordered by Warrigal Rd so it's not overly scummy yet.

I'd be wrapt to be up here in summer, i'd bring a fishing rod and catch some trout on the Howqua.

Chharge it is actually legal to have open liquor in the shire of whittlesea used to be awesome pissing up in public parks.
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Hey I lived in Ashwood for two years, it's not that bad!

That explains a lot...
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What would you know Scotty? Plus I grew up in Lalor, two suburbs down from crime central resovoir, one suburb next to omg uleh it's thomastown and then epping car theft capital on the other side. Not to mention broadmeadows, coburg, cambellfield etc...
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I'm not sure what point you're attempting to make here.
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Its my back drop on my phone at the moment, I was tempted to have some banana bread this morning, looked at the time on my phone and saw those abs looking at me, then I realised, she wouldnt date/fuck/cuddle someone who ate banana bread

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I'm not sure what point you're attempting to make here.

I moved up in the world.
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Its my back drop on my phone at the moment, I was tempted to have some banana bread this morning, looked at the time on my phone and saw those abs looking at me, then I realised, she wouldnt date/fuck/cuddle someone who ate banana bread

thought you were a girl for a second having that thinspiration on your phone. then I read that you were about to eat banana bread, and your femininity was confirmed.
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I moved up in the world.

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Also ****s I'm in Mansfield, so I win for being in a shit hole.

Fuck off you do, but thanks for playing.
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thought you were a girl for a second having that thinspiration on your phone. then I read that you were about to eat banana bread, and your femininity was confirmed.

zing!

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thought you were a girl for a second having that thinspiration on your phone. then I read that you were about to eat banana bread, and your femininity was confirmed.

Brutal. This is why I have no qualms giving you endless amounts of shit.
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furry muff. I've had a coffee so all is right with the world again. fire away.
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nice edit there too mischa!

she is on my back drop for perversion means alone.

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Any sex enthusiast should whore it up at least once in their life IMO,
Its the oldest profession in the world.
Are you calling everyone wrong?.

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if ur into guys

yeah, nah.

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if ur into guys

u're
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Guys who are threatened by muscles on women have issues with their own masculinity IMO.

Pseudo psychology with giney.
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I'd be wrapt to be up here in summer, i'd bring a fishing rod and catch some trout on the Howqua.

A Derpydog will do anything for a tasty trout.

Also, rapt.
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not threatened at all. I just don't find it attractive or appealing. Do you like guys with big hips and smooth hands?

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What would you know Scotty?

I know is, you're not from the Northern Beaches of Sydney, and I therefore must patronise you and your kind.

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You and Jarry have fun with that.
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not threatened at all. I just don't find it attractive or appealing.

Side effect of lifting. It starts as a respect boner, then morphs into a real boner.

They are the rarest of Pokemons.
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It starts as a respect boner, then morphs into a real boner.
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it's also why I'm not disgusted by female body builders. I respect the amount of work that has gone into achieving that physique. Plus it’s only temporary and not how they look apart from comp day.
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Side effect of lifting. It starts as a respect boner, then morphs into a real boner.

They are the rarest of Pokemons.


lol...I see the respect part.
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