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Judging by your posts on this forum though you tend to fit the stereotype.

I've got a VE SV6 Ute.

Judging by your Oakleys you tend to fit the stereotype.
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Judging by your Oakleys you tend to fit the stereotype.

Judging by this post you fit the stereotype.

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I think you obviously dont understand what i'm trying to say.

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too bad you cant stereotype your monobrow
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Too bad I don't have a monobrow.

Is that the best you can come up with?

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Too bad I don't have a monobrow.

Is that the best you can come up with?

Judging by your posts on this forum, your SV6 backfires.

Retarded timing will do that.
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My s15 backfires
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Judging by your posts on this forum, your SV6 backfires.

Retarded timing will do that.

Judging by your posts on this forum, you're a retard.

Being retarded will do that.

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retard = delay

it took you over two hours to come up with that?
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I've got a VE SV6 Ute.

Judging by your posts on this forum I could reverse rite over your bonnet and do a burnout on your lap in my BT50.
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retard = delay

it took you over two hours to come up with that?

Yeah man, I sit here refreshing this forum every minute

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My s15 backfires

The SR20DET runs best a tad rich anyway.

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Yeah man, I sit here refreshing this forum every minute

how often do you proof read your posts?
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^ derp how could you fuck up like that and have to edit your smilies? thats pure derpness
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^ derp how could you fuck up like that and have to edit your smilies? thats pure derpness

Mobile phone posting that's how. Ah well.

BT150, those are the really long wheel base fords aren't they?

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not quite, you must be thinking of the Ford F series pickups F100, F150, F650 etc those things are huge with the pricetag to match

BT50 is a Mazda, its basically a rebadged Ford Ranger
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So he's a 21 year old skinhead that lives in a $20 million property with mummy and serially harasses people on the road. Lock the **** up and teach him a lesson in hard knocks.
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The SR20DET runs best a tad rich anyway.

Yeh, but my cat's been gutted and the backfire is fucking loud.. even other s15s owners who had there cars backfiring reckon mines super loud... have pedestrians on the st shitting themselves sometimes lol
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My s15 backfires

I bet not as badly as my arse after a night on the sauce
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that’s terrible spastic
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I bet not as badly as my arse after a night on the sauce

Plz tell me more.
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Yeh, but my cat's been gutted

Poor cat!

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So what happened to this ****?
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He got sucked into an s15's exhaust whilst fucking a cat.
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Experiment for ITM motorists: When someone is tailgating you, don't react or get mad. Just reach up, nice and slow, and adjust your rear view mirror. Nine out of ten times I do this, the person backs right off.

Report back.

tried this on fri afternoon driving south from bris. motorway was busy as you'd expect. some fuckbag in a shitty, old corolla hatchback was tail gating. tried the mirror trick, so he started waving his hands at me. then when he got past he flipped me off out the window.

then he took the next exit.

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Maybe your mirror-adjust action wasn't alpha enough. Do you even lift?
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Am I the only one that drops 15 k's off when someone starts tailing?
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I do it and then move my seat into granny position and squint at the road when they drive by
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Maybe your mirror-adjust action wasn't alpha enough. Do you even lift?

I recon it only works on Tradies. I did it Christmas eve and it worked a treat. That was a white Hilux ute full of buildery junk.

Tried it again today on a Bombandhore with a dude driving in his highvis vest like he was a labourer or forklift driver or poop chute licker... just enraged him that i 'knew' he was there and didn't smash into 3 other lanes of slow moving traffic so he could tailgate the 15 cars in front of me.

Or maybe i wasn't hard enough the second time? Guess i'll try again with more conviction and anger in my adjust thrust and report back.
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