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World ends tomorrow. What/who are you going to do/eat?
I plan on living like this guy for the next 24 hours.




Last meal will probably consist of lobster stuffed with tacos.

How will you be spending the end of days?
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I spent the past hour cleaning my bedroom. If the world's gonna end, I'm going out with a clean bedroom.
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I plan on doing/eating my wife.

Taking a beer with me to work, if i see a flaming comet or blackhole or zombie etc, i'm drinking that and throwing someone out the window so i can have the killing rush at least once before I die.

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I just went to the toilet in my pants.

Back on topic, I'm not working tomorrow so I might start that online CCNA course.
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Might give fingering my butt a go.

Try it by shafting - go out in style.
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I'm gonna sleep in and hopefully miss the whole thing..
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I spent the past hour cleaning my bedroom. If the world's gonna end, I'm going out with a clean bedroom.

I imagine that to be something along these lines...



Oh these stubborn grass stains!

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if you stroke your chin hard enough i heard a genie comes out and gives you 3 track ids

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Might try eating grass, like really giving it a good go. Got some pretty luscious lawn out the back thats just beggin to be eaten
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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So it's the 21st for you guys but it's still the 20th here for me, is your part of the Earth already dead?

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Well wouldnt it make sense for it to be on the 21st for the Mayans? As of now 2pm on the 20th for Mexico.
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We're having end of world drinks and dinner, wearing an outfit we'd like to be buried in
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It's at 10.11pm Sydney time.
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I shall smoke an ounce and eat this:






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well i have a funeral at 11am.. so if the world ends i guess i won't be able to attend
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I am at work, this sucks.
I dont want to die at work.

Ill go for a kip on the couch downstairs, wake me up when the world ends.
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Going to eat microwave popcorn and a Big M.

Then I'm going to find zombies and bang 'em.
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^ solid.

so ive got a beer and listening to some psytrance.
Im sorted.
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also going to find out FOR REAL about fuzzbows friday knickers
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Going to eat microwave popcorn and a Big M.

Then I'm going to find zombies and bang 'em.



Hah, yeah... Good luck eating that!


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also going to find out FOR REAL about fuzzbows friday knickers

What knickers? Friday means i'm knickerless

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I want to amend my answer, I think it'd be great to take a dump in some new and exciting places.

Letter box, straight into a deep fryer, paper shredder, mailbox, the sky's the limit really.
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deep fryer has my vote. This better not be another Raft promise
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deep fryer has my vote. This better not be another Raft promise

I'm gonna get an 8ball and spend my last hours building the heaviest raft I can and then steal a crane and hoist the raft over trase' house and drop it on him so he doesn't get the satisfaction of seeing the end of time out.

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Crazy people are ace doorslammers.



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