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Thought it was a picture of your Mrs, Borris.


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well, I truley outdid myself this time,

actually went legitimately crazy for a while, video and audio hallucinations and from sheer dehyrdation / lack of sleep, was really hard to get to sleep with a rock band playing outside and fireworks inside,

actually went outside to have a look, and nothing there haha, also, no fireworks inside, just empty room

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Man I think I might have lost all my friends, hope not.

Saying the most retarded shit last night, that in a group of like 6 people, my good friends just laughed at me and walked off when i tried to talk to them,

should have just gone to sleep and not tried to be a hero !
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that’s terrible spastic
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should just move to melbourne then.
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yup Melbourne welcomes you with open arms

also I cant see borris picture...why cant I see the picture...I want to see the picture

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is it just me or if you squint and tilt your head to the left she has a very close resemblance to a square with a cross in it?

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She more resembles a crossed square to me.
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The image won't display for me unless I right click the small square and open image in a new window. Anyway it looks like pron acress Anjelica Ebbi. I can confirm it is her as she has the same mole on her neck. I must watch a lot of porn if I am able to recognise her. :p

http://www.facebook.com/anjelicakathy

Damn persistent morning hard-on won't go away. Any tips?

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so its not meant to be a cross in a square...because that was the toughest fap I can remember having

turns out im not attracted to a cross in a square at all

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ITM probably has a list of pron sites that you are not allowed to hotlink to. So it won't show the image directly.
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Ah man, still shattered from all the "beer" i "drank" two nights ago,

Job interview at some trendy bar in 2 hours,

I think scotch is the answer, hopefully he appreciates the fact that he can someone working behind the bar who will drink all the spillage at the end of the night haha
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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good luck peaks with the interview,

I remember when I was job hunting I had an interview at a big firm (in the finance industry so very formal) one of the people interviewing me was a female with a huge chest and low cut top, I was sure that this was a test for those being interviewed to try and maintain eye contact and keep focused.

I didn’t look at her boobs once…I also didn’t get the job and now regret not looking at her boobs once

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Ah man, still shattered from all the "beer" i "drank" two nights ago,

Job interview at some trendy bar in 2 hours,

I think scotch is the answer, hopefully he appreciates the fact that he can someone working behind the bar who will drink all the spillage at the end of the night haha

which trendy bar? =)
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I'll give you hints only I'm afraid ^

In a reasonably trendy area, just out of the city

Used to be a pharmacy

Serves a lot of chardonnay

Is on the same street as the last name of a famous Perth boxer which is also a colour

this street name is also part of the name of the bar (pretty big hint haha)

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come on kanni...use your local knowledge

edit: incase you were born under a rock the colour is green

double edit: its green street bar on green street

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How soecial are you? There's even a specific sticky thread telling you all not to link porn sites even if they image is not porn.


http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/sho...d.php?t=222806
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come on kanni...use your local knowledge

edit: incase you were born under a rock the colour is green

double edit: its green street bar on green street

Yeah google really kind of gives it away!

But yeah, my eyes are back to normal, so i guess that's a good thing, fingers crossed !

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How soecial are you? There's even a specific sticky thread telling you all not to link porn sites even if they image is not porn.


http://www.inthemix.com.au/forum/sho...d.php?t=222806

Pretty soecial. Very soecial. We sre all soecial and youniq in our own way.
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Ok, double shot down, feeling ok,

wish me luck!
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Pretty soecial. Very soecial. We sre all soecial and youniq in our own way.

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good luck peaks remember the number one rule when being interviewed;

don't tell your interviewer that he looks like your drug dealer

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What kind of envy?




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good luck peaks remember the number one rule when being interviewed;

don't tell your interviewer that he looks like your drug dealer

Haha he actually was a bit of a dude, seemed to go pretty well, got my first shift on thursday or friday, so see how it goes.

He said most other applicants were a bit younger so he wants me to train them a bit,

I think 18-21 year old girls are ok by me
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Say goodbye to sobriety if you are going to work in a club/pub. But then...

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Not really, you still have to drive home, so you can only have like 1-2 max.

But yeah, should be good to replenish the old bank account!
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On my way back from Rainbow Serpent at the moment, in Ararat for the night in a motel to get away from the heat and the bathroom has a bath with jacuzzi nozzles in it. Was a fucking godsend to relax in it! That'll be one thing to add to a future house that I build in the future, along with a home theatre setup and so on.
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that peaker charm…well done peaks

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thanks Milton,

I even had a shave,

I think it was the shave,

yep,

definetly the shave.


ANyway, no sparkls, raves, alias, kanni,

sad story,

even meldavid would do at this point, he's at least like 1/4 girl with all that zumba he does
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what's this 'slut fight' you speak of, Milton?
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Kelly boob called fuzz an attention whore, fuzz called Kelly and other people other things...long story short, slut this slut that and before you know it this thread resembles a post apocalyptic war ground

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ahhhh the slut war of two thousand thirteen, yes, i remember.... I was young man back then.
The two promiscuous women were at war for the genitalia's of 'the mix'

"Stop being all 'I'm in merica'" if I recall, followed by a rage quit.

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This is the same cert to become a bouncer so everyone here is massive, but also, I finished 20 mins ago and 90% of the class are still slaving away , but yeah, I'm sure during Krav Maga I wontbe so smug haha
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I'm in one of those moods where even the fish have stopped swimming...

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Dilemma, i just took 2 fake sickies but woke up actually sick.


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The responsible thing is to not spread your infection to your co-workers, unless you got your job in the first place to bring the financial system down from within, in which case you probably do want to infect your co-workers. It depends on what your goals are. People have been sick for longer than 3 days before so it won't look bad extending your sicky.
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