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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Sorry guys, I actually am a Kent Irl. Kelly will have to deal with this, if out of 70k Kents you can pick the biggest.
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Sometimes I feel like raping myself.
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I was all like "yeah same Mel" , then I realised we had a bum,

and now I strongly disagree,

unless you meant front rape,

which i'm all for

for men
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that’s terrible spastic
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Some guy in a meeting for work today turned on his laptop from sleep mode to give a presentation and porn popped up. It wasn't even your average porn it was GILF porn....and he's 25.

Poor bastard there were about 5 city councillors in there as well.
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Any singles going out on Valentines Day? I'm hoping to score a pash off a lonley girl tomorrow night,

I actually haven't kissed anyone since i've been back, about 6 weeks,

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that’s terrible spastic
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valentines day would be the worst day to try pick up because single girls go out for group drinks to prove “we don’t need men we have each other”

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I am taking myself shopping on Friday for new clothes because my old ones don't fit (yayyy the gym and dance is paying off!). Then I have a hot date with my gay friend and we're cooking up a delicious dinner at his place and getting schmammered on fancy wine.

My new guyfriend wanted to go out Friday but after I reminded him what day it was we both agreed it would be easier to hang out on Saturday because it's going to be so busy everywhere full of annoying people.
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valentines day would be the worst day to try pick up because single girls go out for group drinks to prove “we don’t need men we have each other”

Just wait until they're half cut.
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valentines day would be the worst day to try pick up because single girls go out for group drinks to prove “we don’t need men we have each other”

Sounds like a challenge my friend !

Also, I applied for 30 real jobs yesterday (need a degree for them) and 3 shitty casual jobs,

Phone rings this morning,

shitty casual job



why god!?

where were you when I was at uni?
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that’s terrible spastic
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Which why i passed on going to uni, degrees are useless and I didn't want to be indebted to the government.
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I did heaps of job applying yesterday, then my boss calls and says, want more shifts?
Why.

I am super sick now and cant even go in
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job hunting again...didn't like retail?

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Which why i passed on going to uni, degrees are useless and I didn't want to be indebted to the government.

If I ever have a kid, I will just tell him, "just get a job that earns you the most money and has the most work"

my parents were all "follow your dreams"

which was great,

but now I am so fucking far behind all my mates it's not even funny!

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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I go to the University of Life. The great thing is it's never boring and I learn something new everyday. It's taught me a thing or two. There's also no strict timetables or punishing exams. Student for life. YOLO!
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but now I am so fucking far behind all my mates it's not even funny!

We're all heading to the same place.

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Six-feet underground.

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So incineration for your bones!

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Yarp, you're going to burn mutherfucka!





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I spent like 6 months looking for a job, everyone that showed interest would ask me to email qualification certificates etc

didn’t realise my email name that showed up when I sent stuff was vag magnet (this name was somewhat deceptive)

never got a replay until I sent myself an email one day and realised why I hadn’t got a job yet

also peaks, don’t send a pic of your genitals with the resume

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My genitals are cold right now.
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If I die I want to be stuffed so I can still participate in major life events, like weddings, birthdays, and other peoples funerals

Way forward IMO !

@ MIlro - the thing about my area is that it is all public sector, anyway, if i don't get something soon, i might go volunteer in thailand or something random,

fuck wasting another year here if it's going no where!
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If I die I want my ashes mixed with the ink used to print money. Then I would be we everywhere.

I got that idea from Raymond.
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How about your ashes mixed with tattoo ink?

http://ask.bme.com/2008/08/03/ashes-in-tattoo-ink/
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that’s fair enough peaks, but once you get your foot in the door things start to get a heap easier. a year overseas retrospectively would be a wasted year too

however getting your foot in the door is the challenge

mel is fast become my favourite character

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Alias didn't even respond to my question as to when she is due, Bun in the Oven Fraud detected
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what question?

was it in that weird arse guuurrrrl post? because i didn't really read that.
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Well thanks gurl, you know you caught me on really bad day, yes that one of the month hun.

That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call
I hope you know I ripped all of your pictures off the wall

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job hunting again...didn't like retail?


No i love my job, but everyones been cut down to one or two days a week, so I cant afford to just work there.

Fuck I feel like death, my valentines day will be me dying at work.
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Sweet, just got back from the interview, got the job, but it's only temp work. On a party boat that mainly does bucks / hens / birthdays plus also dnb boat parties, so I am sure I will see heaps of people I know

Weekends till 1am are gone, but I think this will be my last bartending job, so it will be good to go out on a job like this

Can't wait, especially if there is dnb, I will have to escape and dance for a bit a think!
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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Yeah, I'm watching the whole fallout from the closing of Toyota closely at the moment, given I'm currently studying mechanical engineering and the predicted knock-on effect with manufacturing altogether. Might steer away from the manufacturing side of things and gear myself more towards power generation or building services (HVAC, etc.) where I can sidestep into energy efficiency. Worst case, I might stick it out and do my masters or even a Ph.D, maybe in robotics. All depends on what the situation is in 3 years time.

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I'm off to Japan for 18 days on Tuesday! Woo hoo! Can't wait to go skiing and eat yummy food ^-^
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Peaker that's a pretty sweet gig! I had a similar job in Toronto one summer and it was awesome because I got to see a lot of DJs for free and as long as you're still serving/don't break anything the bosses didn't mind a bit of a boogy behind the bar.

Hiya Onijin How's tricks?

Kanni I'm soo jelly! Have fun lady.
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Thought kanni had a penis, my bad...
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Kellyboop boop boop, how are you you you? So you've been hitting the gym and dancing aye, and you have a slimmer body. Post pics for us lonely guys. It's V'day after all. I remember commenting once that you had nice knees.
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spastic – I have a friend that you can work for…it involves travel and him packing your bag

peaks – sounds fun looking forward to some good peaker stories

gurney – me too for a while…would have used more mliro charm

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I'm off to Japan for 18 days on Tuesday! Woo hoo! Can't wait to go skiing and eat yummy food ^-^

yay! hope you have fun Kanni!
don't forget to bring back pics of food
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see that ?? didnt even deny or confirm ....

sheesh
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gurney/bump, sven side show in Melbourne you keen?

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see that ?? didnt even deny or confirm ....

sheesh

lol.. oops sorry, yes I am a girl.

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Where at Mli?
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not sure yet, however they posted an awesome afterparty in Sydney (sven, dubfire, maya jane cole, guy gerber) and on the cocoon hero’s site it says there will be a cocoon after party in Melbourne too

so I guess we are just waiting for de,tails

last year sven, magda and troxler had one at survivor that was unbelievable…the boys had an actual k race was good night

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I've messaged every girl in my phone a Valentines day message, even my little sister (nawww),

So about 40 girls now will have an extrememly good moment of anticipation / excitement, followed by a breif period of depression and anger

happy valentines day ITM ! (especially Kelly, since she's new again, so we have to be extra nice to her )
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not even one valentines message I got this year (except that creepy one from peaks)

maybe im losing that old mliro charm

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Naww thanks Peaks!
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Yeah if you could go ahead and stop being all 'i'm in merica' that would be great.
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For the boys

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for the girls

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and for mel

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