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This is for Mel also,

Happy Vday babe, xxx,

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tbh, I needed one more month to get a proper six pack, just couldn't quite get the bottom two, but yeah, amazing what Thai food and training 6 hours a day will do,

some dude at the same gym lost 12 kg in 4 weeks (he was fat though), that pretty crazy still!

*also now my body is pretty shit since i am back to enjoying western dairy / bread, yay!
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Peaker that's a pretty sweet gig! I had a similar job in Toronto one summer and it was awesome because I got to see a lot of DJs for free and as long as you're still serving/don't break anything the bosses didn't mind a bit of a boogy behind the bar.

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Kanni I'm soo jelly! Have fun lady.

Yeah, not bad. Have had some dramas happen back here in Perth, mainly my dad having a quad bypass a year ago, so things have kept me occupied. Might shift back to Melbourne down the track, just waiting to see how some things pan out. Went over for Rainbow Serpent just recently and caught up with daveyjaye who just moved back and a few others there, was awesome!

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gurney/bump, sven side show in Melbourne you keen?

Thanks for inviting me jerk.


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But had to leave work today because I was sneezing on everyones shoes.

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Whenever I miss Japan I prepare a bowl of this ramen with black garlic oil and it takes me back. Of course I have never been to Japan but I do miss being there anyway. Through samurai movies like Kill Bill, I feel like the Japanese culture is deeply embedded in my soul.
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^I miss Yoshinoya and Sukiya. Ate a fair bit of gyudon when I was in Japan a few years ago.

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This is for Mel also,

Happy Vday babe, xxx,

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No face attached, probably not even you and that pic could have been taken 10 years ago and you are a fat Albert now.

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Okay Peaks and me have now posted topless photos. It's only fair that the ladies of ITM post bikini pics. Even a preggers Fuzz would be tantalizing.

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tbh, I needed one more month to get a proper six pack, just couldn't quite get the bottom two, but yeah, amazing what Thai food and training 6 hours a day will do,

some dude at the same gym lost 12 kg in 4 weeks (he was fat though), that pretty crazy still!

*also now my body is pretty shit since i am back to enjoying western dairy / bread, yay!

I've given up all starches and am eating a diet consisting of meat/non-starchy veg/fruit/nuts/dairy. Lots of good fats and proteins and enough carbs to sustain me at the gym. My body has never felt better for it!

(And no Mel, I'm not posting pics.)
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No worries Kelbop, I've already seen your pussycat anyhow. How does it get along with your wookie?

That's a good choice of diet. I'm a fan of the Atkins diet meself. Can't beat the meat when it comes to satiating your hunger. I'm also growing vegies like leek, kale, lemongrass, celery, shallots and mint which are my staple greens, as I mostly cook asian. I avoid bread as much I can but I'm having trouble cutting down on rice. Rice is just too moreish. We use brown basmatti though which has a lower glycemic index.

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Lookin good Mel!

Also I am drunk,

glad Kell /raveslike is posting again

milton is my hero

i would ask gurney for drugs,

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*edit - oh man, i left out my main man boris, i am o busted i cant think of anything tbc , also onijin, you met me b4 mofo, tell how gay i am, cheers haha
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Bouncing body shots to each other thinking it will pull the chicks and not make you look uber ghey...love it.



I NEED to meet each of you in person before you change, no homo.
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Need to find a jerb so I can afford to buy some new toys. Then quit job to play with said toys. These will take me back to the 90s:

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No worries Kelbop, I've already seen your pussycat anyhow. How does it get along with your wookie?

That's a good choice of diet. I'm a fan of the Atkins diet meself. Can't beat the meat when it comes to satiating your hunger. I'm also growing vegies like leek, kale, lemongrass, celery, shallots and mint which are my staple greens, as I mostly cook asian. I avoid bread as much I can but I'm having trouble cutting down on rice. Rice is just too moreish. We use brown basmatti though which has a lower glycemic index.

Wookie is back in China with mum! They moved to a new place with a yard so she's very happy . I get to see her this summer I'm so excited.

This is pretty much the Atkins diet but I'm eating more fats like avocados/nuts/seeds/olives and not just meats and dairy. I took some avocado slices and fried it in bacon fat for breakfast and had avocado fries...zomg so tasty!
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Bouncing body shots to each other thinking it will pull the chicks and not make you look uber ghey...love it.



I NEED to meet each of you in person before you change, no homo.

Well if I ever get to Europe, i'm definetly paying you a visit (with my shirt on)

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So Ellen Page just came out of the closet. I was reading a videogame review and then stumbled upon this article.

http://au.ign.com/articles/2014/02/1...as-a-gay-woman

I kind of had a thing for her. She was super-cuteska!

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Nice tits Mel and Peaks, yeah hot bitches, show uz your junk, sluts.


If Borri let me i'd tap you.

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I always thought it was a given that if 9-5 all met up we would all swing anyway ^

Don't know who i'd go for first,

Probably Mel,

maybe Liberabit,

Although I guess your friend's pretty cute as well tho eh Liennite, so she'd have to be next! :p
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the best part about coming into work on a Monday morning tired/hung over/almost dead is getting some 9-5 love

peaker – im no hero I just put my tights on one leg at a time, kind of like superman
spastic – we have a macaroon date, seddon deadly sins and steak sanaga at a petrol station date to fulfil first however yes you are invited
mel – good work for starting tops off nominate, come on girls of 9-5
kelly – I can write up a good diet plan for you, its pretty famous celebrities you know such as kate moss, Charlie sheen and ben cousins can all vouch for it

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Watched 'The wolf of wallstreet' last night, was pretty damn good.


I work with a bunch of Danish traders and the way they talk to each other in English was pretty spot on, one of the other girls in my department is reduced to tears by them at least once a week. Her nickname is Crybaby.


Also, i was making coffee in the kitchen-ette thing or whatever they are called, its between two toilets (we have 10 or 12 single toilets, like disabled toilets in oz) on our floor.

I heard the loudest fucking motorbike farts you could ever imagine, the actual toilet is behind two doors, when the person came out, it was another chick in my team.



True story.

Chicks fart.


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Need to find a jerb so I can afford to buy some new toys. Then quit job to play with said toys. These will take me back to the 90s:

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There's a 808-909-type drum machine, 303 acid bass module, a vocal transformer (hello Daft Punk!), and synth keyboard.

they're sample boxes that resemble the old machines. they're not analogue synths and drum machines. They're going to be cheap as chups.
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kelly – I can write up a good diet plan for you, its pretty famous celebrities you know such as kate moss, Charlie sheen and ben cousins can all vouch for it

I tried that diet and it made me gain weight because for some fucking weird reason pizza tasted extra delicious.
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Hey everyone what should I do,

Bar one (pirate bar) - wants me, thurs,fri,sat,sun, some lunches also (so double shift goodness), one hot chick there, I saw her at laneway, she has a bf though, might be other staff I haven't met

Bar two (restaurant) - wants me on the same days, owner / manager is really hot from Ireland, the waitress i met there is really hot from france, also she is a backpacker so probably no bf, my dick is definetly saying to go here, but it is a bit more lonely, as they just have a small bar and one bartender only

Bar three (party boat) - just want me for fri/sat nights, but you get to work on a party boat which would be really fun, my heart is saying to go with this one and be really poor, but i know that i need money in order to live

ps. I'm not a perve or a creep, but when you give up your weekend nights, it makes a HUGE different if you work with cool people, also if they are single and you get to kiss a pretty girl after work it is even better still!
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Where do you reckon will pull the better chicks?

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also spastic we will go on said date shortly, now that you are back from the dead I shall clear my calendar

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Work at Bar One

Eat and drink at Bar Two

Party on w/ends on the boat.

Problem solved. That was so easy. Too much drukqs have fried your brains.
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@ Bracko - probably the party boat will be tip central, they do a lot of 21sts, bucks/hens, plus my boss said there is only one rule "you can't give out your phone number to girls, only your facebook", so even for an ugly bloke like me, i'd imagine on a hens night out at sea, other than the stripper, you are getting devoured next!

@ Mel - I get what you're saying, like work at Bar one, then take a smoke break and quickly drive to bar 2 to quickly eat and drink, then halfway through that meal, quickly catch a boat and party, but then quickly arrive back at bar one before the shift ends?

** The hot manager (or owner I don't know) @ bar two, her last name is Ibrahim and it's a mediterranean restaurant in the heart of the cbd party district, I don't know if she is related, but this could also be an factor
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^ 21's you'll get nothing. sif a 21yo will ever tip more than $2 at the end of the night and think he's a big shot. arguable about bucks/hens. aaaaaand Hens nights are the blurst, you think they're all fun and games and horny chicks but by 8 pm they're absolutely smashed and when you tell them to fuck off for stealing the bottle a bottle of vodka you'll receive vitrol as if you're every ex rolled into one.

but hey, get business cards made up with your FB on it and go for gold. I'd be picking the easiest venue personally.

good times... I miss hospitality work.
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God I wish I had this many jobs wanting to hire me.

Party boat would also be my top choice but youll need a second job to keep yourself afloat.

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^ 21's you'll get nothing. sif a 21yo will ever tip more than $2 at the end of the night and think he's a big shot. arguable about bucks/hens. aaaaaand Hens nights are the blurst, you think they're all fun and games and horny chicks but by 8 pm they're absolutely smashed and when you tell them to fuck off for stealing the bottle a bottle of vodka you'll receive vitrol as if you're every ex rolled into one.

but hey, get business cards made up with your FB on it and go for gold. I'd be picking the easiest venue personally.

good times... I miss hospitality work.

Yeah true, that's good to know. If Bar One had Bar Two staff, it would be so easy. I really REALLY love backpackers. Like not to try and sleep with, but just to talk to and find out about their lives. I dunno, it's great. But yeah, Bar One makes the most sense. Easiest job, most shifts.



Also @ Raves - I could get a job as a barista as well, but deep down inside I would want to murder everyone as I hate the mornings haha

Also sif you wouldn't get a job so easy. At my old work, we would throw away all the guys resumes we got and just keep the girls that we liked. Boss was always "wow, it's so strange how we only get girls applying for jobs"



haha

** Onijjin & Kanni, you better come and visit again, i'm working 10 horus on Saturday at P.irate Bar, also please don't laugh at the striped V-neck they make us wear haha

@Bracko - i even researched becoming a stripper, but my dick is only average like 6 inch something and i can't dance for shit, so i couldn't inm y right mind make a girl pay for that, like, if they are paying, you would think they would want some novelty like 10 inch monster who can moonwalk

i dunno

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topless waiter, not stripper.

plus, have a chat with some female friends, I reckon most guys who strip wouldn't be 12 inch flacid monsters and would rubber band it up.
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Yeah I couldn't strip anyway if I want a join in the APS,

Might look into the topless bartending, don't know if i'm buff enough, but my body fat is pretty low, so maybe that's good enough
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and for mel

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was a topless waiter over the summer two years ago for some extra cash the money was good but the work was terrible, wasn’t at an actual venue we were just hired out to do home parties or venues, that shit is hard, on your feet all day and have to smile plus 95% of the girls there are grossed out by oiled up topless guys walking around

did get to do some parties at awesome houses but that was pretty much the highlight of that venture

I would look more into that barista role, people love a good barista!!

you get a bunch of regular customers that you can have fun with, and while making coffee its quality flirt time

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Thats awesome mliro, all greased up.

I thought about becoming a barrister but then I thought, fuck that what was I thinking. So I got a job in retail, then boxing day came and I almost jumped in front of a train it was so bad.

Applied for a couple of second jobs, hopefully someone calls me back, cant live on 2 days a week|!!

Starting to think the month long festival tour in europe again this year might not be a good idea. Boooooo I need cashola!
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Getting a job as a barrister would require a bit of schooling as well, raves
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month long euro festival tour...im listening!!

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How funny would it be if you two met up in Europe for the first time
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Ha! I see what I did thur, thats totes what I meant, not the coffee wench

Yeah that'd be great! Lets meet up there, just to make a better story.

You know how I did a 3 month dissapearing act over to the uk and europe, well I did those 4 festivals in that time, this year I want to re-do the first 2 and a 3rd metal festival, all this in a month, so ill be dead. Going to visit the folks I met along the way and stay in Edinburgh and Manchester with old work friends.. Might stay longer but I dont know how funds will go.
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was a topless waiter over the summer two years ago for some extra cash the money was good but the work was terrible, wasn’t at an actual venue we were just hired out to do home parties or venues, that shit is hard, on your feet all day and have to smile plus 95% of the girls there are grossed out by oiled up topless guys walking around

did get to do some parties at awesome houses but that was pretty much the highlight of that venture

I would look more into that barista role, people love a good barista!!

you get a bunch of regular customers that you can have fun with, and while making coffee its quality flirt time

Yeah but Milton we all don't have massive biceps orrright? haha

Also @ Raveslike, have you thought about doing something a bit more random? Like teaching English in thailand, or volunteering (they pay you enough to live) in some 3rd world country? I might do this if I don't get a proper job soon,

nothing like ragequitting a country haha
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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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rage quitting a country

will be in Croatia, Spain and Italy spastic im sure they have macaroons there

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Also anyone here still like music? I found this again the other day,

classic!

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that’s terrible spastic
also I would imagine a little disheartening that he has never attempted to drug rape you?

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