Of course hes not! I AM WET GURL!!

mc sqaured: "no guy would touch you with a ten foot pole"

or in your case a 2 inch penis :p :p

fair dinkum

@ micropenis.

if its your ass that is getting sore i just might know the solution to your problem

14cm ha ha ha ha twinkel twinkel littel guy

get a dildo and losen your self up

or pm me your adress

dvda?

FUCK ME I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!!

Quote:

Originally posted by micropenis
I'm wet gurl's boyfriend.

Apart from the initial post, that is the quote of the thread!

Congrats. wet-gurl on recieving over 100 replies in your first thread at ITM.. A mean feat in anyones books..

Quote:

Originally posted by central_smurf
yeah... its pretty fucking funny sofu - you wanker!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :offchops:
Yes it is quite funny, you horny slag.

You nasty cumslut.

You filthy shitwench.


How's that for name-calling? Any good?

Quote:

Originally posted by micropenis
I'm wet gurl's boyfriend.

hahahaha damn this is funny

when r u going to reveal ur identity wet gurl??

Oh my god!

Thread of the year by a street!

What are you gonna do for an encore?

How many times a week is too many?

14CM!!!!
That's massive.
Anything over 7 cm should be considered big, and any girl that finds a guy like this should treat him like royalty.

CLASSIC !!!!!

it sounds pretty small

but then again u a first timer.....

i have the link for the size him up website.... plug in hand, feet sizes and get penis size....

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/

it's produced by condomi, who are a european condom company. their condom's rock! they come in individual cardboard boxes and the instructions are in colour!!! how classy are they!?!? my ex and i couldn't stop piss ourselves when we read the instructions, they are hillarious! I have still kept a packet for the classic factor!!

oh and wetgurl... if or if not your real.. 14 is pretty average... search the net there are scienfitic websites dedicated to the research on size, results are usually published.

sex advice in teen mags, condomi.com, by mates and the doctor can help you out.

good luck.. and enjoy yourself..

laws

mayb u jus weren't wet enuf wet gurl?try sum lube hunny

How many guys got out the measuring tape out after reading this thread?

OOOh....I think I found the problem here:

(from wet_gurl's profile)
Birthday December 20
Location NSW, AU
Music Preferences hard house <---------


Mmmmmmm...tragic.

But I'm only 12 inches?

Oh, you said centremetres.

My mistake...

Quote:

Originally posted by Wet Gurl


Of course hes not! I AM WET GURL!!

mc sqaured: "no guy would touch you with a ten foot pole"

or in your case a 2 inch penis :p :p

That mad no sense, your a fuckin fool

That post from Micropenis topped it off.

FUCK IM MAD!!!!!!!

I read only the 1st out of the 3 pages cause i couldnt handle anymore

Guys/Gals: This girl who is 17 comes here for what is assumably her first time, most likely sees the hundreds of other sexually related questions which for the most part are ridiculous and plain sick....and she decides that maybe asking "young and possibly nice" people, a very NORMAL question, may help her with learning something about the male body, which isnt a stupid thing or even unreasonable question.....as in so much as to say, she is/was a virgin and she isnt a guy...obviously she doesnt sit around watching pornos with men who have huge dicks (unlike a few of you obviously) so i dont think its unreasonable to assume she would know little about the male anatomy.

SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MORONS DO??????

You fucking tease the shit out of her, make her feel stupid, possibly leave her thinking that its better to make mistakes than to ask for help or learn from others.

You are nasty to her...why?? cause she doesnt watch PORNOS?? at 17??? for fucks sake, these days that is something to be proud of.........or maybe a few of you live in "Trailer Trash Land where the girlies fuck at 10!" i cant believe you lot.


For the first time since of been here, i am actually ashamed to be a regular here........and thats not a funny thing.

You people preach about Peace...Unity...Love...and RESPECT???!!! You bloody hipocrites!!!

I for the most part, ask for the shit i recieve and well im big enough and ugly enough to know better and i can handle myself very well.

Did it make any of you feel like big MEN??? Did you make yourselves feel like Mr and Mrs superior today???

I am almost speechless...and this is the FIRST TIME in all my time here...i am NOT smiling.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I understand we have our arguements and not all of us "like" each other, hell im sure alot of you cant stand me for one reason or another.

But comon guys, this is a great place...and many of us have made great friends we might not have otherwise.......all of us have learnt one or two things....some of us (like me) have even grownup a little or made a bit of effort to become more tolerant of others......

IF the kind of behaviour that i saw on the first page of replies continues.....this place will end up being like soo many other boards on the net....a place of trash talking and cruel spirited juveniles, all lookin to make themselves feel better about there insignificant lives...

Instead of being a place where you can learn....make friends...and relax with a bit of a laugh.

I wont say any more on the matter........as i think ive put my message and feelings across....its up to you lot if you really give a shit or not.
__________________________________________________ __


RE: penis size.....

Well Wet,

No its not "big" and i think it falls under average actually......but here are a few other tidbits also.....

1: The size when flacid (soft) is not actually a true indicator of size, and alot of women have been disapointed when a large flacid penis only grew a tiny bit, yet a small flacid penis has grown upto 10 times bigger.

2: Race ACTUALLY doesnt matter all that much, as the averages across the world vary by not much more than a cm.

3: Width is a more important part on average...as a penis only needs to be about 5cm's long to hit the "g spot" BUT if its width is great then the girl will on average find it much more pleasurable as there is more surface area friction (millions of nerve endings around the vagina also assist in pleasure).
(obviously most of it depends on a girls personal tastes...as she might find the look of a large penis sexually stimulating, some also find the pain of a large penis hitting the cervix a turn on)

4: A large penis isn't actually a blessing, and it can be very embarassing and kinda hurtfull when a woman is unable to take it in, and sometimes actually freaks and refuses to try...they may look good in the locker room but thats not when it counts.

DONT Go fuckin around as some jokingly said......it will end up hurting you in the long run.

Someone mentioned trying different positions, and id completely agree with that...if you are both unexperienced then there can be painfull moments.......maybe get one of those "technique" videos, or a book.....it doesnt have to be porn, and really porn isnt going to help you that much....cause A/ Money makes the pain go away and B/ They are there for quick titilation of mostly horny men who only need 5 mins to have a wank.

AND IF PAIN is a major problem...do see your gynachologist...or a specialist if you do not have one...however now that you are sexually active...its best to start seeying one.


Ok well thats about it.

Goodluck.

Kirk.

House of God - Write a fucking novel.

HoG turns out to be completely gullible? That was unexpected.

ahhhhhhhh for real, ahhhh just got get as many as you can for a few years so you can find what you like. Ahhh mmmm yeah just do that, you'll love it and you could make some other people really happy as well. Check his mates out yeah

Quote:

Originally posted by House of God
FUCK IM MAD!!!!!!!

I read only the 1st out of the 3 pages cause i couldnt handle anymore

Guys/Gals: This girl who is 17 comes here for what is assumably her first time, most likely sees the hundreds of other sexually related questions which for the most part are ridiculous and plain sick....and she decides that maybe asking "young and possibly nice" people, a very NORMAL question, may help her with learning something about the male body, which isnt a stupid thing or even unreasonable question.....as in so much as to say, she is/was a virgin and she isnt a guy...obviously she doesnt sit around watching pornos with men who have huge dicks (unlike a few of you obviously) so i dont think its unreasonable to assume she would know little about the male anatomy.

SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MORONS DO??????

You fucking tease the shit out of her, make her feel stupid, possibly leave her thinking that its better to make mistakes than to ask for help or learn from others.

You are nasty to her...why?? cause she doesnt watch PORNOS?? at 17??? for fucks sake, these days that is something to be proud of.........or maybe a few of you live in "Trailer Trash Land where the girlies fuck at 10!" i cant believe you lot.


For the first time since of been here, i am actually ashamed to be a regular here........and thats not a funny thing.

You people preach about Peace...Unity...Love...and RESPECT???!!! You bloody hipocrites!!!

I for the most part, ask for the shit i recieve and well im big enough and ugly enough to know better and i can handle myself very well.

Did it make any of you feel like big MEN??? Did you make yourselves feel like Mr and Mrs superior today???

I am almost speechless...and this is the FIRST TIME in all my time here...i am NOT smiling.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I understand we have our arguements and not all of us "like" each other, hell im sure alot of you cant stand me for one reason or another.

But comon guys, this is a great place...and many of us have made great friends we might not have otherwise.......all of us have learnt one or two things....some of us (like me) have even grownup a little or made a bit of effort to become more tolerant of others......

IF the kind of behaviour that i saw on the first page of replies continues.....this place will end up being like soo many other boards on the net....a place of trash talking and cruel spirited juveniles, all lookin to make themselves feel better about there insignificant lives...

Instead of being a place where you can learn....make friends...and relax with a bit of a laugh.

I wont say any more on the matter........as i think ive put my message and feelings across....its up to you lot if you really give a shit or not.
__________________________________________________ __


RE: penis size.....

Well Wet,

No its not "big" and i think it falls under average actually......but here are a few other tidbits also.....

1: The size when flacid (soft) is not actually a true indicator of size, and alot of women have been disapointed when a large flacid penis only grew a tiny bit, yet a small flacid penis has grown upto 10 times bigger.

2: Race ACTUALLY doesnt matter all that much, as the averages across the world vary by not much more than a cm.

3: Width is a more important part on average...as a penis only needs to be about 5cm's long to hit the "g spot" BUT if its width is great then the girl will on average find it much more pleasurable as there is more surface area friction (millions of nerve endings around the vagina also assist in pleasure).
(obviously most of it depends on a girls personal tastes...as she might find the look of a large penis sexually stimulating, some also find the pain of a large penis hitting the cervix a turn on)

4: A large penis isn't actually a blessing, and it can be very embarassing and kinda hurtfull when a woman is unable to take it in, and sometimes actually freaks and refuses to try...they may look good in the locker room but thats not when it counts.

DONT Go fuckin around as some jokingly said......it will end up hurting you in the long run.

Someone mentioned trying different positions, and id completely agree with that...if you are both unexperienced then there can be painfull moments.......maybe get one of those "technique" videos, or a book.....it doesnt have to be porn, and really porn isnt going to help you that much....cause A/ Money makes the pain go away and B/ They are there for quick titilation of mostly horny men who only need 5 mins to have a wank.

AND IF PAIN is a major problem...do see your gynachologist...or a specialist if you do not have one...however now that you are sexually active...its best to start seeying one.


Ok well thats about it.

Goodluck.

Kirk.

HOG, i have been ashamed for you many times when reading your redneck heat-baked opinions.

whats a penis anway?
what do you do with it?

Quote:

Originally posted by bananamonkey
i have the link for the size him up website.... plug in hand, feet sizes and get penis size....

http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/

it's produced by condomi, who are a european condom company. their condom's rock! they come in individual cardboard boxes and the instructions are in colour!!! how classy are they!?!? my ex and i couldn't stop piss ourselves when we read the instructions, they are hillarious! I have still kept a packet for the classic factor!!

oh and wetgurl... if or if not your real.. 14 is pretty average... search the net there are scienfitic websites dedicated to the research on size, results are usually published.

sex advice in teen mags, condomi.com, by mates and the doctor can help you out.

good luck.. and enjoy yourself..

laws

Hahahahaha, bet Sofu's got a big nose....
actually fuck me, this thing's quite accurate!)
Actually according to that thing 14cm is pretty much bang on average, so judging by the tone of this thread a fair few male ITMers either have big dicks or are throwing stones in glass houses...

at my 18cm.

i think my is pretty big

Wet Gurl= Funstu

I measured my willy last nite while i was strokin the chocolate twinky, and am relieved to know i'm within the average length categorie...........i had never asked any gurls i've shagged and i tend not to look at other peoples willies in dunnies and showers so i really didnt know how i compared with everyone else..........

My brother has got a much bigger willy than mine and we've got the same genes.........thats just not fair.

Quote:

Originally posted by House of God
I am almost speechless...and this is the FIRST TIME in all my time here...i am NOT smiling.

How hurtful do I need to be here to make you actually speechless?

Quote:

Originally posted by lush
HoG turns out to be completely gullible? That was unexpected.

hahahahaha good call, dear :)

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceMonkey
Actually according to that thing 14cm is pretty much bang on average

Why do I feel like this is a cue to reveal my penis size? :/

Either House of God is Wetgurl..... Or your a deadset moron... Shut and stop whinging for gods sake.......

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ-PornKing
OOOh....I think I found the problem here:

(from wet_gurl's profile)
Music Preferences hard house <---------


Mmmmmmm...tragic.

That is Gold!!!

Hog - maybe u can show her how it's done :p

why doesnt it come as a big suprise that HoG couldn't spot the troll?

fuck, you're dumb HOG

If this thread is what I suspect it is, some insecure adolescent with a 14cm cock's thinly disguised attempt at canvassing the female ITM readership as to what constitutes a normal sized member, then it's been an abject failure. However if it was just a windup it's been priceless....

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ-PornKing
OOOh....I think I found the problem here:

(from wet_gurl's profile)
Birthday December 20
Location NSW, AU
Music Preferences hard house <---------


Mmmmmmm...tragic.

I think some birthday "congratulations" may be in order by the looks...

One for all the maths geeks

How many cubic centimetres of jizm would a 14cm penis be able to ejaculate in a 30 second orgasm??

Maybe Wet Gurl would be able to do a practicle exercise for us??

this is pretty tragic.

i dont get it ?

14cm

Quote:

Originally posted by Wet Gurl
to all those who were mean. cant i ask a soimple question?

thankyou to everyone else. So 14cm is quite average? What is big then?

have you seen the porn before?i think 40cm is the biggest one.

Quote:

Originally posted by phunkyp
an ex girly told me that girth is where its at!! thats lucky, cause I've got a whopper!!

I'm even luckier... I have a Double Whopper - no cheese of course.

Jock_S

8-)

Quote:

Did it make any of you feel like big MEN???

well, Im sure they felt big when they heard it was only 14cm HoG!!!

hahahahahahaha....

Who is being gullible???

best left at that

Cheers and its good to see i AM actually superior to most of you.

Have a winge fuck ya mums but dont kiss your sisters goodnight, not with those potty mouths.

Anyone see that???????

It was Respect just goin out the window.

Most of you lot have really just proved how worthless you are to any fucking community.....dont bother gettin nasty, cause you are truelly on the bottom of the food chain.

And the FUCKWITS ARE............(add your names below)....

Quote:

Originally posted by GeSter
i think my is pretty big

ROFLMAO!!!

THIS THREAD IS FUCKING GOLD!!