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"Laurie Baby" The Movie. Update No. 2. Salt Lake City, Australia, Winter 2001.
hi fans,

1. I have been busy since i was voted out of the ITM forums "Big Brother" style. DJ Drey assures me there is no-one currently banned in the forums. International superstars are rarely banned from anything, especially ITM.

2. Despite missing out on $250,000 less tax, (a lot, despite GST) I am willing to continue to teach Sydney how to dance.

3. Two-up: i am sorry i missed your set at Gas. I am sure it was fun. I like you despite your political beliefs. The truth does not change despite how many times a lie is repeated. Take note Andrew James. I was a voodoo child/priest a long time before you stopped playing crap from Moby.

4. PvD's June 2oo1 gatecrasher set is a summary of the Sydney Concert. His summary. I am not going to argue the contents, they are irrelavant. Anything I have not said on the Explizit.org or Yahoo PvD Mastermind mailing lists does not carry my authoritative stamp of truth. Some pollies don't lie. Some wear Nike GTS buck and not Doc Martins.

5. Douggie (Heidenrich) should have got 6 months and not 18. Robert you ignorant train catching bastard.

6. I don't care what the fishy one wears. I have found a local catch.

7. Cameras all over the vapourous house, but you learn to live with them, and ignore them, and laugh at their intellectual and moral vacuousness, especially when they are former voodoo childen with the MC microphones.

8. Angels can @!#$ better. We drive better too.

9. Even though we beat them in the Faulklands, (thankyou Barroness), they still want to declare war here in Australia, but we can beat them. Work that one out you cryptic clueless.

10. 21 is a good age. Time to grow up. Time to have fun. Time to explore. Time to grow. Time to give up the nappy fetish. PvD took longer. I didn't need to meet Natascha, the truth was like mining Diamonds. Good things right where you are. A church looks empty when you and the bride are the only ones outside. Toronto may be the jewel of the Lake, but Morisset is the area of growth. I may have been the Hon Sec in the past, but I am going __ ________ later this year. Try and stop me you socialist W____. Keep smiling fans, the rest gets better. This script is starting to look good.

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@!#$ you are gay
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i beat rod to it!
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no_brain,

south park gay? or sydney gay? or aussie gay? or superstar gay?

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laurie gay...it's the gayest of all
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you have been beating too long

get with the strength.

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no_brain, no_sex, no_dick, no_erection, no_satisfaction,

suck me.

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It is time.

it is time to get back on track.

It is time to ignore the babies who cannot accept that they are gay.

We don't need them.

The future is ours.

Advance Australia Fair.

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welcome back!!!!!!!
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hi indy,

thankyou.

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^ excellent evidence of what too much LSD does to people
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innaloo,

go back to western australia, they need more bumpy people there.

U r an acid fucked retard.

Stop looking in the mirror.

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hey "laurie baby"... its a shame your etarded sperm ever survived... but one good thing thats come from u is your great effect on mr pvd and his songs... without subliminal lyrics about u, he would be no one.
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drey

perhaps you could set up a central coast or even better lake macquarie forum so jason can correspond with more like minded people (ie freaks).

toronto pfft. stayed there for work. only one motel and they didnt even have hot breakfasts. the restaurants there suck too. the local pub - LOL - people sitting round in trucky singlets drinking cans of bundy & coke. well at least its not a railway station settlement like morriset. what a fucking hole.

what is it in the water up there ? perhaps its all the sulfur pouring out of the power station stacks.....

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Errr.. I don't know who this guy is but I luv your work!

The new Gfunk with more attitude and extra helping of sarcasm...

Luv it!

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Nah Supa, he's a nutbag ...

Is this the guy who reckons all PVD lyrics are written solely about him?

I didn't take much notice of that post when it happened, if it is him.

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Angels Don't wear shoes.

i don't know what to write.

the work of a DJ: entertainment or reality?

3 weeks ago, friday night @ sublime - DJ Nik Fish mixes one of my fav tracks into a track "i'm in love with an angel", as the last track for the night. he smiles, and i blow him a kiss.

i have never claimed i was an angel. i wear shoes. i am still waiting for someone to give me a pair (nike GTS buck, UK mens size 10). neither a heavenly creature, nor a non-sexual creature, nor a client of a prostitute. i don't know what other meanings the word angel has. I don't really know what sort of angel is in PvD's track "For An Angel" is about.

i might get close to flight when i dance, and i might be a nice person, but thats about it.

but since "for an angel" is PvDs best known track, so far, then some who do not know his latest work, link me with that track, since a fictional subliminal character who shares my name, and some of my attrubutes was featured on the subsequent album.

sigh....

i don't know what fish is getting at, but since he has not said it to me personally, or sent me an email, then i can only assume it is entertainment.

I cannot continue to live all of my life in public.

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Hook, line and sinker! Reel em in.
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& left out to dry.

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I still luv this guy...!

Bring on your crazy ramblings buddy!

I want a pair of size 11 shoes from Vendor (king st Newtown) the ones with the 'W' on the sides..

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hi supa,

i luv the way you guys still pretend not to believe.

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I think your angel wings took off with your brain my dear

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Get with the programme girl!


some lemon trees will never be useful for lemonade.

i'm surprised u r still so sour lisa.

I prescribe liberal doses of ecstacy, and a whole session of Paul van Dyk.

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You are preaching to the converted there buddy!

I luv your work!

Keep up the zany cray-zee PVD post-a-mania!

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Mmmm love lemonade
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Shouldn't you be off taking your perscription Lisa? It's obviously worked wonders for Jason.
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I think this guy is a crack up, a bit weird at times, but i think its the drugs lol

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Actually Lozzie, I will be seeing pvd very soon, now arn't you the jealous one hahhahhhhahhahahahahahahah
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Life is for living.


o how i wish i was a fat bong smoker like buda who never ventures into clubs. not.
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The truth can hit you in the face.

mmmmmm

after reading this i am 1% inspired to buy a box of pokemon breakfast cereal.

if u aint a PvD fan, then do yourself a favour.

some german composers/ dj's are really freaky, but their perspective on the clubbing world can change it.

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Jealous u r meeting PvD?

um

no. actually.

when a DJ can't speak but through his music then that says there is something wrong.

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Yes u r jealous us meeting pvd well some of us already have luv, and not just in our fucked up subconcious (bad spelling I'm sure hehe)
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The ignorant meet the composer.

what a waste of time -

- meeting PvD without understanding him or his work.

i doubt u have or will ever meet vorsprung electronica.

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*collapses into fits of helpless giggling*....sorry, couldn't help myself there. This post has been highly amusing. Jason, i want the drugs that you're on.
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i thort this was getting very serious indeed.


since napster became illegal (remember in the good old days when you could get it on prescription?) i have found audiogalaxy a reliable supplier - but only for concert downloads - 100meg files - actually i have a few good international suppliers who keep me up to date the way a superstar should be.


there are not many good aussie comedies, and that wasn't my intention, but it will have its severely ironic moments.

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\"I\'m in love with an angel\",
\"I\'m in love with an angel\",
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ROFLMAO at you

CSM passes the crack pipe to Jason and empathises

Just put the **CRACK PIPE DOWN DUDE, YOU GONNA REALLY LOSE THE PLOT SOMEDAY**

:LOL: you crazy mo fo :tripping: HUH

**GO SEE THE DOCTOR**

CSM................words Caaaarrrnnnttttt describe the medical condision for you yet... hahahahahaa :tripping caaarnt....go see Ali G hes got some sweeeet irie for ya sorry arse.... at least your funny
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I couldn't have put it better myself.
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ahhh...the wisdom that is Wicky - god luv ya CSM..

JASON AND CSM SITTING IN A TREE, K - I - DOUBLE S ING!

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CSM - You do my head in with your twisted genius.

`m00



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electronica did away with candles.

dip your wick somewhere else buddy.

u r 2 crazy 4 me.

send your picture to the casting agency, i'm sure we could use u as a freaky extra.

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Laurie Baby is growing.


if u have input for "Laurie Baby" The Movie, feel free to send them to:

Box 200
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box_200@hotmail.com

0419331970 24hr voicemail

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/me hands Laurie the gun

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this sounds like an obscure and irrelevant subliminal phrase from the microphone of yoshi. "he has begun, here's the gun".

here mikey boy, give me that gun. You really shouldn't play with dangerous things.

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I have enough freaks in love with me.


is CSM cute even?

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"DO you like Paul van Dyk?"
"DO you like Paul van Dyk?"



To: mastermind@explizit.org
Subject: "DO you like Paul van Dyk?"
From: "jason b_"
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2001 23:49:32 +1100
Reply-To: mastermind@explizit.org
Sender: owner-mastermind@explizit.org



AN EYEWITNESS ACCOUNT OF THE TWO CONSCIOUS MEETINGS OF LJB WITH PvD.


"Do you like Paul van Dyk?' the freak asked me in a wide eyed way. He did
the pocket mimicking action, and I recognised him from before.

As I wiped my forehead, the sweat dripped into the shiny darkness of the
floor, and disappeared.

"Yes!" I said.

"I love For an Angel...."

"...and I have his 3 CD set of remixes 1992 to 1998, Vorspung Dyk Technic!",
I added in an ecstatic sentence.

I looked at him as my heartrate gradually moved closer to normal. He wasn't
blonde and tall.

I looked across to the bar, and tested the weight of the water bottle in my
pocket.

"What does Paul van Dyk look like" he asked again, in his strange German
accent.

I wiped my forehead again, and tried to get the tune of "For an Angel" out
of my head, as DJ Nervous had only just finished it.

"Well, I guess he looks PALE, since I think he is English, a resident at
gatecrasher." I said.

The stranger stared at me, and since he didn't have a follow up question, I
headed towards the bar, to replace some fluids. He somehow held my feet to
the floor, and I could not move until I gave him one of my cards, which he
took, looked at, and then gave me a silly grin before I continued.


This was the stranger, with the German accent, and dark clothing, who had
done the weird pocket mimicking action as I had retrieved my cloakroom
ticket from my pocket, a couple of hours ago, at Sublime
www.sublime.net.au , my regular haunt on Pitt Street, Sydney. I had spoken
to him then, and he had obviously followed me here.

He was obviously one of the harmless first time ecstacy users that watched
me when I danced, or perhaps just a freak. They are all harmless. They
just watch. They don't try to chat you up. They just watch, usually with a
cute pathetic puppy dog stare.

We were now at D-Tox, the pavillion, a Day Club on George Street, Sydney,
which had been going for a couple of hours, and would keep going until noon
on this Sunday morning.

I kept dancing, until noon. I love to dance. The techno/ trance/ house
tracks continued with an intensity that surpassed the quality of the sound
system. That makes thirteen hours of dancing (13). from when sublime
opened at 11pm Saturday night, until 12pm Sunday Noon, when d-tox closed.

As the dancefloor suddenly became quiet, and the lights stopped flashing,
and the house lights came on, I sipped my water bottle, and moved
purposefully towards the steps, and decended. There was hardly anyone else
I knew still here, so I moved out the door, put on my sunglasses, and walked
into the midday Sunday sun.

I walked a couple of blocks, across the quiet Sunday morning streets of
Sydney, towards the car park. Past the internet cafe's and the 7-11
convenience stores. When I reached my car, I unlocked the door, reclined
the seat, locked the door, and closed my eyes.

I would drive home shortly, but why not rest a few minutes in the quietness
of the carpark until then?

As I drifted into sleep, after 13 hours of dancing, I did not notice the
freak who had followed me into the carpark. I slept as HE stared through
the tinted windows of my SAAB 900 turbo. The number plate on my car, since
1997, LJB-99E, referred to the election in 1999, not anything else (at that
time).

I returned home later sunday afternoon, a 90 to 120 minute drive north, from
Sydney to Lake Macquarie. I slept that Sunday night, and did not think this
weekend was anything special. Pretty much like any other. Intense and
action packed, but like many others.

A couple of months later,
on a Sunday evening 10 pm, at the Greenwood, at North Sydney, DJ Nervous
handed me a flyer, and asked "Are you coming to the Paul van Dyk concert?",
one of his Plastic Boombastic productions.

Nervous said this with such beaming intensity, that I walked past my old
(young) promoter friend Josh. I said to Nervous "Yes, I already have my
ticket." He smiled at me. He knew I loved Paul van Dyk's tracks,
especially "For an Angel" and my all time favourite "1998".

A very expensive ticket it was too, almost $70, more than the cost of the
three CD set vorsprung dyk technic, but i knew I should go.

Josh said "Are you ignoring me?" I replied "I would never ignore you Josh !
" and took two of his invitation cards to another event. He is now an
influential Sydney promoter. I first met Josh in the back room @ voodoo,
and he was always sucking and chewing on a chuppa-chup plastic stick, and I
always shook my head and gave him a piece of Extra Bubble gum flavour.
Strangely enough, when I did this, he would usually say "you're an angel".

On June 10th 2000, the night of the only Paul van Dyk Sydney concert, after
stopping for sushi on at Taylor Square, I drove to Maroubra, and parked
around the corner from the Maroubra Seals Club.

It was a couple of hours until the doors opened. I walked along the bitumen
walkway near the beach. The air was cool on this winter night, but
pleasant. (Yes, June is Winter in the Southern Hemisphere - also, you
cannot see the Vega star in the Southern Hemisphere, so you might think you
are on Vega - with the other Australiens).

The concert started, with a couple of warm up DJs. I met a few people who
knew me. Especially Michael, a guy who I knew from sublime, and danced
with such enthusiasm despite the fact that he hadn't taken anything. Yet.
We came back up from my car.

There were two main areas, the main dance floor, sort of like an
auditorium, and the side area, with another bar. This Maroubra seals place
was not a weekly event, just for special events, like gatecrasher, a few
months earlier (sound system improved since then).

I danced in this second area, and was aware of the lighting guy watching me
through a camera sytem. He matched the lighting with my dancing. I
thought this was obviously one of the lighting guys who knew me, from
somewhere else.

The only other dancer I remember from this area was obviously a professional
dancer. He loved to dance with his shirt off.

As the announcer introduced the start of Paul van Dyk's set I saw people who
were watching me run into the main arena. I followed them.

PvD started off slowly, playing tracks which were obviously from his new
album 'Out there and back'.

I was in the centre of the auditorium. I felt a new sense of serenity and
purpose. I felt a new sort of connection with the crowd. Now that I think
about it, it was possibly the subliminals from the new album, hitting me
without me realising it. It was the Queen's Birthday Long Weekend.

The sense of PvD watching me reached its creshendo during Thrillseekers
track Synaethaesia. This was a track that DJ Nervous used to play @
sublime, and now that I think about it, was probably a track that PvD saw me
react to when he visited Australia earlier. He followed me during the
main bit, played 3 times, then paused for a 4 beat bar, which i counted with
my hands, then continued @ the direction of my hands. (this is hard to
explain. U need the video. I asked Nervous about the video. He didn't
help.) Because I swim, I dance with my hands and feet. PvD played this
Synaethasia track again near the end of his set (only a 2 or 3 hour set) -
just for me. I felt soooooooooo special. I sang it. People watched.

Before this I did the spherical planetary creation and transfer dance.
This is why people watched. I held my hands above my head, as if holding a
very large sphere. To the beat of the music, I twisted my palms, holding
my forearms steady. Not a particularly spectacular dance move, but one
which the crowd and which PvD saw.

I lowered the sphere to waist height. and then....

PvD put on a noise that can only be described as a garbage truck reversing.
A deep, low, mechanical sound. As I pushed the sphere slowly out @ 45
degrees from my waist, until my full stretch, when the noise stopped.

PvD had created a star. A planet sharing star. I knew this moment meant
a lot. I did not know why, yet. Why is this pill so good?

As I moved sideways across the dancefloor, the blue spotlight followed me.
hmmmmmmm. why? who cares? this is a great night!

After an icey drink I came back to the centre of the dance floor. THe blue
spotlight followed me. Why? hmmmmmmmmm...... who cares? this is Paul
van Dyk's only concert in years. I am enjoying it. Who cares if it it is
better than any concert or night I have experienced in two years of
clubbing?

Just two other things. My hat. Black and red. I now call it my PvD
hat. last set, DJ Bexta, finished with 1998.

Next day, Sunday. I felt soooooooo special. I did not know why.
Bexta played again @ SOS Sounds on Sunday @ the Greenwood. Bexta played
WITH me. I felt the presence of this guy watching me.... but when was his
flight to melbourne? what time on sunday??

People at the Greenwood recognised me because of my hat. They reacted as if
I was special. Who cares why? This is a great weekend.

Jumping Jack, one of my favourite voodoo DJ's stared @ me, on the greenwood
dancefloor. I did not know why. He is usually sooooo professional. What
does this uncharacteristic beaming grin mean?
who cares? this is a great weekend.

And then, over the next couple of months...... I did not know what was
happening. Why were these DJ's playing my name? I am Jason in Sydney?
why are they calling me Laurie? have they discovered my secret identitity?
Do they know about Laurie from Lake Macquarie, the Deputy Mayor who looks
too young, and dances too well to hold such a title?

I listened to 'Out there and back' and knew there was something about it.
but why? ?? ????

I turned up one sunday night at ARQ, with my PvD hat on, and I discovered a
new drug. Fame. Why did they sing songs about me? Why were the
subliminals about Laurie? Why did they know so much about me? What made me
special?

I asked the DJ. He must have thought I was really stupid. He would not
tell me. I became frustrated. "How long do I have to play this game?" I
asked. What does it all mean?

Why am I the centre of attention @ every club I goto. And I don't know why.
All the DJ's pretend not to know.

Am I really that special??

Who is doing this? and why??

what did I do to deserve this???

have a drink

have another drink

drink some more.

forget.

until next weekend.

it starts again. more "Laurie" stuff. drink. why? another drink.
why all this "Laurie stuff"? why all this "poofta" stuff? drink. have
another drink. and drink.

and drink.

how do you know if you are an alcoholic?

walk up Oxford Street. This track comes out of each club as I pass. My
track. why? The bouncers? why? drink.

drink.

Then the three week september 2000 olympic break. Sublime @ home moves to
Sydney Uni, Socog hires 'home' for olympic medal winner events. I goto
olympics, equestrian, water polo, and hockey, take a break from clubbing.

Nik Fish. Why is he so obsessed with me? his whole voodoo @ sublime sets
are filled with subliminals about Laurie. Why? Does he think I dance
like a poofta? He comes back from the Love Parade in Germany, and instead
of new tracks, like the year before, heaps abuse on Laurie, Why? drink.

drink some more.

have another drink.

Do people notice that I don't dance as much as I used to? drink.

Week after Olympics. Goto Plastic. Chief competitor to voodoo @ sublime,
run by Nervous. They treat me like a star. Why? The lighting guy points
star lights @ me. this is fun! I enjoy being a star. but why? drink.
beer. vodka. The superstar.


Saturday night, head north to gosford. Used to drink there 2 years ago.
They recognise me, play the track (my track). Is very weird. This is like
an X-files episode. I feel like an alien.

Is this paranoia? No. It is real. Real Paranoia. I catch the train home.
Listen to 'Out there and back'. It finally hits me. I hear the
subliminals for the first time. Track 2. Pikes. I post to the PvD mailing
list a couple of days later.

Watch the closing ceremony, Sunday night. 'Australian Pee Wee Ferris". As
the fireworks come across the bridge. U will not believe this. "we love
punky brewster, cos he is a poofta"

Speak to Pee Wee a couple of weeks later, @ the mercury, newcastle. "Do I
have something to thank you for in the closing ceremony?" I asked after he
finished his set. "I did the opening ceremony too, but they didn't announce
me". I buy the Olympic opening ceremony CD. There it is, on track 14,
Arrivals. Broadcast to 3 BILLION people. I wonder if PvD was listening?

Lucky no-one can hear these damn subliminals.
some can.



Then it all becomes clear. The PvD fictional character 'Laurie B' who
fucked PvD. PvD's riddle "Am I still a poof?". and the answer - "yes - if
he fucked Laurie B" - but "No - cos he didn't @!#$ me". Just a freak who
asked me questions and took my card. Bastard.

Why did he do this to me? Why does he create the character "Laurie B" as a
poof anyway?

"DO you like Paul van Dyk?"

um

ummmmm


ummmmmmmmmm


LJB
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Re: "DO you like Paul van Dyk?"
That was a pearler of a post Laurie. You've outdone yourself!!
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U mad as a hatter, your poor mother.
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* yawn *

we should get together Lisa.

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