inthemix | Lifestyle | Acrobat learns to wear jeans

I estimate it would only take three weeks of gymnastics classes to do some of these moves into a pair of Keppers (does everyone remembers those? Long live mustard coloured pants…), but you’d be hard pressed to do any sort of acrobatic move simply wearing the skinny-legged variety… let alone trying to back flip into them.

I hope he’s wearing a ‘protector’, because moves like this would surely result in rather horrific camel-toe. Actually, isn’t male camel-toe called moose-knuckle? Or maybe that the name for a fat-chick with camel-toe… I can’t keep up.