Here’s a tip for aspiring young entrepreneurs looking to break into the fast paced world of drug running; when in doubt, just stuff your stash in your undies! Of course this isn’t a method for guaranteed success, just like one particularly ballsy Romanian woman found out when she tried to get a kilo of cocaine past Italian authorities by packing it clandestinely in her unmentionables.

Following last week’s epic cocaine fail from Girlicious singer Natalie Mejah (why do we know that?), The Daily Mail reports that the would-be smuggler was detained at a Rome airport after sniffer dogs reportedly ‘went crazy’.

After a search officers found the un-named woman had crammed a whole kilo of cocaine into her lingerie, which was then followed shortly by six other passengers caught with an additional 35kgs, bringing the total value of the haul up to twenty three million pounds. Oops.

The best part of the report is the Daily Mail’s borderline creepy focus on the bra-stuffing woman’s ‘stunning’ beauty, which is clearly relevant. Just goes to show that not even hot babes with coke in their panties are above the law. So watch out this weekend if you’re gonna follow her example!