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A 60 year old Japanese man us facing charges of violating local waste management laws after he confessed to dumping his high tech sex doll in a remote forest in Shizuoka. The litter lout was busted after a couple reportedly stumbled upon the doll which has been left bound and gagged in a plastic bag and mistook it for a corpse, prompting police to rush to the scene before concluding that a prankster had left the doll as a joke.
The man later handed himself in after learning that cops launched a countrywide media driven dragnet, and revealed that he’d lived with the doll for years after being widowed, deciding to dump her only after being invited to live with his kids. “It seems he grew attached to the doll over the years,” a Shizuoka police spokesman told reporters. “He was confused about how to get rid of her. He thought it would be cruel to cut her up into pieces and throw her out with the trash, so he proceeded to dump her illegally.”
In more solo sex news, an American man was arrested after he was caught having sex with a Toyota 4X4 SUV. The unnamed balding man was filmed with his trousers round his ankles, pleasuring the front of the black Toyota in broad daylight, in a video which has since appeared on YouTube (see below). He was arrested moments later, after pulling his trouser back up and staggering across the road towards a telephone box.
