Christian Nymphos' shameless sex

Evangelical housewives in America have launched an online guide to Biblically approved sex which encourages God-fearing married women to live up to the site’s URL of ChristianNymphos.com. “The word ‘Nympho’ has a negative connotation for some. It doesn’t have to stay this way,” the site’s (anonymous) author states. They go on to point out that nymphomaniac is defined as a woman ‘affected with excessive sexual desire’ and ‘a woman with abnormal sexual desires’. “We are women with excessive sexual desire for our husbands! There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.”

800,000 visitors have already logged on to the apparently genuine Biblically approved sex site which offers practical advice on topics including finding (and pleasuring) the male G Spot and extremely detailed step by step instructions on ‘Rimming, Anilingus, and Anal-Oral Sex’. “I wanted to include this in my articles about anal play and anal sex, because some people think Christians don’t practice this,” Ms Christian Nympho explains. “I can assure you that both my husband and myself feel totally at peace about our decision to include this in our love making from time to time,” she continues. “It definitely makes it very SPICY!”

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locky says...

on November 8th, 2008

Yeah im sure they don't mind coccaine either

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