Spate of broken penises caused by dance style 'daggering'

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> A photo gallery that won’t break your penis! ITM presents An Observer’s Guide To Daggering

Okay, so this is weird to say the least. Apparently, amid a spate of broken penises, Jamaican authorities have sprung into action to put a crackdown on the dance trend known as daggering.

A quick search for ‘daggering’ videos reveals (too) much about the dancehall craze. The style involves men and women aggressively dry-humping each other on dance floors and somehow calling it a dance style. And it’s not just the regular standing-grind you see on a weekly basis out on the town, it’s all different positions, performed with high energy and a clear disregard for future baby-making abilities. I mean, no wonder people are breaking their dongs, it’s all bones and cartilage down there. Yikes.

Before this morning, none of us here at ITM HQ had heard of daggering, let alone its brutal consequences on the male member. Maybe we’re slipping behind the times and have sadly missed this bizarre dance style. Or more likely, maybe we’re just kind of creeped out by dry-humping in clubs in general, and the thought of simulating (a disturbing variety of) sex positions and subsequently breaking our junk in public just doesn’t appeal. Funny that.

Only time will tell if the crackdown on daggering really halts the dance phenomenon’s spread. We’ll be keeping an eye on So You Think You Can Dance next year to see if the style makes it into the show for an R rated dance challenge.

For a quick taster of the style (that’s all you should really ever want), here’s a few of our favourite clips of daggering in action…and if that ain’t enough junk-crunking fun for you, check out ITM’s brand new An Observer’s Guide To Daggering for all the best daggering moves.

> A photo gallery that won’t break your penis! ITM presents An Observer’s Guide To Daggering

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cozza147

cozza147 said on the 3rd Jun, 2009

ewww that chik in yellow is disgustng

the elektro kitten

the elektro kitten said on the 3rd Jun, 2009

... i watched 30secs it was PLENTY! ew

TysanKlai

TysanKlai said on the 3rd Jun, 2009

That woman in the yellow would break a dick without dancing anyway.

Frank_K

Frank_K said on the 3rd Jun, 2009

rasta men are very horny, easy now rude boy

Lady Lex

Lady Lex said on the 3rd Jun, 2009

that made me blush.. and for godssake.. please tell me thats a j in his mouth! lol

aliasneo

aliasneo said on the 3rd Jun, 2009

I watched the entire video

funkytom

funkytom said on the 3rd Jun, 2009

very bizzare.. that video no longer works so try this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klgo1W9Rxrw

kelvy_gee

kelvy_gee said on the 3rd Jun, 2009

oo mon mi loov de doggy style

s2n-mikey

s2n-mikey said on the 4th Jun, 2009

Video has been removed.. lulz

manga

manga said on the 4th Jun, 2009

what about wuk fah? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raxgcgNeFik

GavinBoyd

GavinBoyd said on the 4th Jun, 2009

http://www.whipitoutcomedy.com/2009/04/going-to-reggae-club-better-bring-some.html

DJ_LG

DJ_LG said on the 5th Jun, 2009

Haha they're not even good at it. The taller dude is gurning hard haha.

DJ_LG

DJ_LG said on the 5th Jun, 2009

That MC is wicked!!!!

little_nicki

little_nicki said on the 5th Jun, 2009

sorry is that considered to be dancing????

pricey24690

pricey24690 said on the 30th Jul, 2009

possibly one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my entire life

Raske

Raske said on the 6th Aug, 2009

There's a nice documentary about the dance and how it became so absurd. Trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-RnbWdsr5E&feature=channel_page

camlv

camlv said on the 14th Jul, 2010

I wonder what the pope thinks....At least they aren't getting aids

wheelo007

wheelo007 said on the 16th Jul, 2010

Ladder daggering. Literally the high point of the night.. Also, who brings a ladder to a club?

AliceElizabeth

AliceElizabeth said on the 16th Jul, 2010

When checking out daggering on YouTube once I accidently stumbled across a rather, shall we say, 'private' daggering injury.. Yikes!

daverh

daverh said on the 16th Jul, 2010

Gotta link that shit Alice!