Perez Hilton and will.i.am get into a bitch fight of ridiculous proportions

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We usually steer clear of this kind of trash, but when two divas like the once credible Black Eyed Peas frontman will.i.am and the never credible blogger Perez Hilton get into a physical scuffle, it’s just too ridiculous not to report on.

Word of the fracas got out with a message on the blogger’s Twitter account, in which a clearly distressed Hilton stated in two Tweets, “I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

The Black Eyed Peas frontman of course did what any other normal person would do, and set up his own Twitter account to refute Hilton’s claims. ‘I hit you Perez? Come on dude! I didn’t hit you,” he said. “Instead of calling police you twittered that I assaulted you. Sounds like somebody wants mad attention.” Oh, snap! This move sparked Hilton to record a video message, and in response he called the singer a “fucking liar” before breaking down into tears. Naturally, will.i.am released his own video with his version of events claiming that Hilton called him a “faggot” and that a group of fans then attacked Hilton, not himself. It’s all incredibly convoluted and plays out like a schoolyard fight between two petulant pre-teens.

With each party retaliating through different media platforms and the situation escalating beyond control, we can only hope that this conflict takes the following logical next steps:

Both Perez and will.i.am release confrontational diss tracks directed at each other, hopefully titled something like bitch.i.am and Big Queens Don’t Cry.

The two celebrities take part in a steel cage match with the WWE: two men enter, one man leaves…the other leaves a little later on.

Perez and will.i.am ultimately apologise to each other for the incident and go on to star in a high-action buddy-cop movie where the two polar-opposite characters learn the meaning of friendship.

Although we’re unsure where this drama will go from here, it’s clear that this was a fight where, no matter what the outcome, we – the general public – were the real winners.

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dienacht

dienacht said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

Haha this is hilarious. Perez Hilton deserved a few slaps anyway, though I doubt Will.I.Am would waste his time with such an awful little man. All I know is, I can't wait for that buddy cop film!

pusseh

pusseh said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

will i am yu are a fukn legend if yu hit perez hilton yu would be a fukn bigger legend !!

bonzipo

bonzipo said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

Perez Hilton is a joke of a human being

Juzzzy

Juzzzy said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

perez. seriously. needs. to be. shot. hes a complete joke. who gives a rats about fkn celebs and their shit lives. i hope he is hit by a bus.

brenly

brenly said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

what's the movie gonna be called? do i smell another photoshop competition? lol.

LisaP_

LisaP_ said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

Baaaaaaahahahaha that video is gold! I love the end - "Fergie you Fugly B**tch"..

s2n-mikey

s2n-mikey said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

lol wish will.i.am socked him one, good 2 see him get a beatdown though.

daverh

daverh said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

Hopefully it's called something like Brothers of Glory, or Glory Brothers. But that kind of sounds like a gay porn film...

tranceboy2009

tranceboy2009 said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

HMMMM ALTHOUGH NOT A FAN OF EITHER OF THEM .....CANNOT AGREE WITH ANYONE BEATING ANYONE UNLIKE ALL THE OTHER MESSAGES LEFT ON HERE ... SERIOUSLY PEOPLE VIOLENCE SHOULD NOT BE APPLAUDED IN ANYWAY SHAPE OR FORM WHETHER U LKE THE PERSON OR NOT ..... CAN SEE

tranceboy2009

tranceboy2009 said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

well tried to be all upstanding but cannot pull it off SLAP THE LITTLE GOSSIPING BITCH AGAIN !!!!!!

mashedman

mashedman said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

wtf is wrong with people. Shit i need the police, i know i'll use twitter. I hate all you blog and twitter cunts

mashedman

mashedman said on the 23rd Jun, 2009

especially inthemix fuck you for going to twitter

bonzipo

bonzipo said on the 24th Jun, 2009

hahaha mashedman your a legend. I agree. LOL @ inthemix (not) monitoring what comments are said on here. i enjoy the antics

bonzipo

bonzipo said on the 24th Jun, 2009

Thanks for speaking up! We need to make sure you've not said anything naughty, your comment should be live on the site as quick as you can workout how to properly pronounce Satoshi Tomiie.

i_have_ADD

i_have_ADD said on the 24th Jun, 2009

"LOL @ inthemix (not) monitoring what comments are said on here." - we monitor all comments, we just dont care if someone wants to make a complete douche of themselves :)

rayjay

rayjay said on the 24th Jun, 2009

You're right. You should steer clear of this.

SurrealRush

SurrealRush said on the 25th Jun, 2009

Bah ha ha ha I heard this on the radio Perez is such a little bitch with a terrible fashion taste just look at that hat!!! Go Will.I.Am you are awesome.

kelvy_gee

kelvy_gee said on the 25th Jun, 2009

So the police have a twitter account now? Two men enter one man leaves! Welcome to the Thunderdome!

KEEK

KEEK said on the 26th Jun, 2009

lol at the first line of steering clear of trash!!! ITM news is trash