Of course! Paris Hilton and LMFAO are teaming up

If you thought Paris Hilton’s quest to conquer house music, close personal relationship with her new album’s “executive producer” Afrojack and continual drivel about how well-versed she is in “every type of music” was all she could muster this year, you would be sadly mistaken. The latest move in the DIY-pornographer’s ongoing crusade against good taste is the revelation that the she is collaborating with none other than fluoro-drenched party-rockers LMFAO.

Gushing about how her album is progressing, Paris told MTV, “I was just in the studio with RedFoo the other night, so we’re going to be doing my new single with LMFAO.”

“I’ve known them since I was a little girl,” Hilton cooed. “We grew up together because our parents are friends, so I’m just so proud of them and all their success and what they’ve done because they’ve just created this whole Party Rock brand and it’s just so awesome.”

But wait! Paris also reassured those who were less-than-thrilled with her 2006 musical debut Stars are Blind that “I’m very musically talented.” Well then, that settles it. So when can we expect the rapture to arrive? “In the next month or two,” Hilton promises. That should be plenty of time to stock up on earplugs.