Here at ITM we always assumed he was a bit of a crackhead, but now we’ve been shown the unfortunate truth after Mr Potato Head was apprehended for attempting to bring almost 300 grams of ecstasy into the country. At the time of writing, Mrs Potato Head was not available for comment.

According to the Sydney Morning Herald, customs officers at the Sydney International Mail Centre located the large quantity of MDMA (ecstasy) tablets when they performed a cavity search on the suspect in question, which were discreetly concealed in a small taped bag concealed inside his head.

The matter was referred to the Australian Federal Police for investigation, and speculation suggests that Mr Potato Head could face life imprisonment for his crimes. Although no further arrests have been made so far, the AFP claim they have disrupted the activities of the wider criminal syndicate responsible.

Stay tuned to ITM as Australian customs officials close in on the crime network headed up by Mr Potato Head, allegedly supported by the Care Bears on LSD imports, Ken on steroid supplies and Barbie fronting a global prostitution ring.