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Cheeky ravers partied throughout the night at the Queen’s country retreat at Sandringham last weekend prompting the Daily Telegraph to suggest Prince Harry should track down the organisers and party with them on their turf.
“500 ‘New Age revellers’ are revealed to have helped themselves to a night of banging tines and gourd-mashing beats at a free rave on the Sandringham Estate,” the paper declared in a highly unusual editorial.
“Send Prince Harry, laden with alcopops, to gatecrash one of their parties,” they suggested.
Despite Harry’s infamous past as a pot smoking teenage tearaway, the feral Toff surprisingly missed the illegal gathering, as did the rest of his family.
In more royal news, East London grime star Dizzie Rascal spoke out on the future of Harry and his brother William this week, suggesting the princes should try their hand in the music business.
“They could rap about the trials and tribulations of being royalty,” Dizzie suggested. “They went to Eton didn’t they? So their English skills must be amazing. I reckon they could do it,” he predicted. (Observer)
