Prince William’s girlfriend Kate Middleton was spotted leaving a Soho sex shop this week, where she reportedly bought a fluffy Santa Claus outfit including elbow length red gloves and a new vibrator sex toy known as a Cone.

“Kate’s friend were all ribbing her about what she bought and they were all in hysterics,” an ‘onlooker’ told the Daily Star.

“Prince William is definitely going to be getting more than a kiss under the mistletoe at Christmas if her gets treated to all this stuff,” he predicted.

The Cone is a brand new ‘hands-free, moderately penetrative’ vibrator, adult gift set Liberator.com explain, which is designed for use on both genders.

“Made of silicone, the smooth contours are sensational to rub against,” say Liberator, “Lie on it, sit up against it or even use it standing up.”

The product could provide welcome relief for Scotsman Ross Watt, who three years ago was spared jail after he was caught having sex with a traffic cone in front of a group of 20 teenagers on an Edinburgh street.

The registered sex offender had previously been on probation for beating himself in his groin as he posed in the window of his flat, and claimed his cone sex act had been a performance art display in the spirit of the Edinburgh Festival.

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