Condom manufacturer Durex unveiled the details of their latest ‘Big Sex Survey’ this week, which revealed that one in two women (49%) believe the size of a potential lover’s manhood matters (Metro, London). The findings could provoke alarm in America where a recent study comparing the size of men’s manhoods has discovered that Americans are amongst the worst endowed in the world.

The study for Spanish company Andromedical said French men are the biggest on average at 16 centimetres erect, compared to a global average is 14cm, while Americans ranked 11th out of 16 countries, at 12.9cm (5 inches) smaller than the Japanese (at 13cm). The study prompted a mixed reaction from Japanese magazine Shukan Shincho who quoted Japanese urologist Junya Iwamuro as saying American’s he’d treated were ‘larger and fatter’,and an ‘oriental lady’ (OL) who claimed to have slept with 30 nationalities, who was distinctly less impressed.

“White American men were my biggest disappointment, they don’t try anything new and barely do any foreplay. They just go through the motions, but then scream out like mad while they’re doing it,” the OL complained.

”They’d have to be regarded as pretty useless at sex,” she added.

Skrufff man-in-New York Larry Tee was unusually reticent when queried quipping ‘I cant quote on dick stuff because I don’t know anything about dicks’ while fellow contributor Princess Superstar was (equally unusually) oblique.

“I think that’s a generalization about size,” she suggested, “I always dated American guys who knew exactly what to do and had junk ‘in the hood.’ I mean; we have an obesity problem here in the States so there’s a lot of fatness all around,” she added.

Larry DJs at London’s Queer Nation on January 20th

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