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US house producer/ unofficial Skrufff biblical scholar Jorge Jaramillo dismissed suggestions that the birth of a two headed calf in America this week could herald the Apocalypse, telling Skrufff “It sounds like one of the beasts mentioned in the Book of Revelation, but it’s not.”
However, the Subliminal Records star (who’s currently releasing an artist album ‘Girlz Rock Da House Music’ AND a compilation Subliminal Winter Sessions 1V) warned that more than a few ominous events are happening including the increasing prevalence of Jesus jokes and even more significantly Tom Cruise promoting scientology.
“His celebrity status has lead many to his new age religion, an anti-Christ religion, and that’s just one out of thousands of anti-Christ religions out there,” said Jorge, “and then there’s the fact that we haven’t had a proper winter this year.”
“The Bible quotes that in the End Times the days will be made shorter for the elects’ (chosen people’s) sake,” he pointed out.
“Most, if not all theologians interpret this to mean that the days shall be scorching hot, so unbearably hot that God shall shorten daylight to keep those ‘left behind’ from burning to death. So here I am, in the middle of January experiencing hot weather and putting two and two together and making the connection between global warming and Biblical prophecy,” he said.
With DJ bookings confirmed up until at least March (including the Subliminal party at the Miami Winter Conference, Jorge stressed there’s (probably) still time to escape Judgement and pointed out that he’s still less than perfect himself.
“The only time I worry `about End Time is when I find myself sinning a lot, then I repent and ask God to straighten me out and make sure I don’t commit the same kinds of sin,” he confessed.
“It’s incredibly difficult not to sin but He is a loving God, so much so that he sent his only son to die for our sins. Satan has turned that into a fairy tale with the Da Vinci Code, and the ‘Lost Books of Judah’ and as the Bible says many will be deceived and shall hate you for my name-sake. That means many will be fooled away from the truth and we Christians shall be hated for our Lord Jesus Christ’s name.”
He also partially backed notorious TV evangelist Pat Robertson’s recent prediction that America is facing another imminent terror attack (‘I’m not saying necessarily nuclear; the Lord didn’t say nuclear’, Robertson claimed last week).
“Our borders are un-protected. Political Babylon, which many believe to be the United States, will be wiped out in an hour’s time,” Jorge declared.
“What other way can a nation or country be wiped out in an hours time other than by a big blast such as nuclear? But don’t be scared, there is hope, give your heart to Jesus and proclaim Him as your one and only God and Saviour. If you pass this off as fairy tale I would say to you, keep watching for the end time signs and tie them together with Biblical scripture,” he advised.
US techno/ house legend Green Velvet (aka Cajmere aka Curtis Jones) agreed with Jorge’s assessment, telling Skrufff ‘the signs to look out for at the end of times are that people will be experiencing unusually difficult times spiritually as well as not being able to resist temptation.’
“This means that most people will be mental wrecks (suffering from satanic/demonic influences) as well as being promiscuous, but for the elects’ (chosen ones’) sake these days will be shortened so that they’ll be able to endure the temptations and the works of Satan,” said Curtis.
“Don’t turn to your psychologist or psychiatrist,” he added, “Turn to Jesus. God bless, Curtis.”
Jorge Jaramillo’s new artist album ‘Girlz Rock Da House Music’ is available now, via Itunes. Subliminal Winter Sessions 1V is out in February.
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=206514769&s=143441
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=31701&in_page_id=2 (Two headed cow- picture)
YokoUnoWazAMan says...
my mom has one of these. but its a calf