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After his less-than-competent sets on the 2006 Parklife tour, we weren’t holding very high hopes for the DJ career of former New Order bassist Peter Hook. Now a video has turned up that reveals the ol’ boy has been pretend-DJing all along.
The clip, taken during Hook’s ‘performance’ on the MTV Free Your Mind stage at 2006’s Exit Festival, seems like a legit DJ set (without headphones, mind you!) – until the camera zooms in on the man’s hands during a mix. It’s blatantly obvious he’s just twiddling away to a pre-recorded set. Full marks for looking busy, though!
Check out the clip below, and prepare to have a little cringe…
i_have_ADD says...
the milli vanilli of djing!
i_have_ADD says...
the milli vanilli of djing!
mofunk says...
man thats awful, what a douche
KEEK says...
this guy!! lol thats the best.
Amelie says...
haha! Like that is any surpise. He was my highlight of the day at Parklife. The sound was so bad at every stage and less than stella performances from others. As well as the dust and the beginnings of the fluoro brigade! At least we could have a laugh at Hook's antics!!!
cybergenic says...
and real DJ's play live music?
mjbrennan says...
what an embarrassment
angy says...
Look at that looooser LOL
DJ_Ange says...
Oh my. Seriously, no DJ 'twiddles' that much. Especially considering not once does he actually touch a turntable to go between the tracks even though the track changes and like the statement above says - he's not even got any headphones (unless they are invisible and only he can see them) He only touches the EQs, not once does he touch the faders This really bugs me - for all the DJs out there trying to cut a break who have sincere talent yet someone like this gets handed a brilliant gig like Exit festival on a silver platter ... /end rant
aguilare says...
wow, that's soooo sad... this guy is a drop kick
johan_elgstrom says...
Hahaha....what a tool man, talk about time to retire, I thought DJ's was supposed to get better with age. He did that exact headbanging move on Parklife. Funny shit, I wish I could rock like that, if only I wasent concentrating on mixing! Hahahahahaha
keely says...
Even with it pre-recorded the mixing is still awful...
aries says...
Wat a goose!! He could at least put some headphones round his neck. How much do u recon he gets payed for these phony sets??
tufftwin says...
did he even change the cd? or vinyl? man if your going to pretend at least have some cd's to fake changing over.
rabithead says...
wahts the first song plz ?
rabithead says...
whats the song called please ?
winstonuk says...
even when he's twiddling around he's not actually doing anything, im guessing its on an empty channel... I've been on this guy's back since he took up DJing, he's completely useless at it and im sure he's just having some kind of mid life crisis. since the demise of NewOrder.
Schillaci says...
Its like watching a slow moving car wreck accept more painful for the ears! LOL shocking!!
JayP says...
it was pretty obvious watching him at parklife he was faking it. but you know what? i didnt care one bit. they were great tunes being played, his antics were funny as, and after all, it is peter hook.
Chach says...
Who cares, theres plenty of dj's who can mix and are still shit, its Peter Hook, thats why he's getting booked not on the back of anything else.
em_bee2 says...
classic...absolutely classic
Junk Science says...
fuck this thread is funny and I haven't even watched the clip yet.
JDxx says...
LOL !!!
nojman says...
Despite how amazingly bad he was at parklife this is way too suss.Why would you play a shit pre-recorded set? Either MTV have shafted him with dodgy editing or someone else has done the dodge with this posting on youtube. who knows but i doubt this performance was as quite depicted here...I wouldn't be surprised if this isn't even the music he was playing at the time...that is how suss it looks....
andrew john says...
hey Rabithead. the first tune is "just f**k" by Tom Neville.... released in 2004 on UMM(nukleuz)
DJ GeRmAn says...
Even if he could DJ, this guy looks so retarded
Mylkdup says...
Wow that is just... gay? Guess he will never get a gig again?
petebb22 says...
still better than any dj out of melbourne
ayampanggang says...
should be on loldjs.com no should be on omgwtflololdjs.com
smudger says...
new order bass player or not....thats soooo piss weak....where is the fake coke snorting?
kinky disco says...
"money money money money... MONEY"
daftnerd says...
anyone can be a dj this days.
rayjay says...
it gets worse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecyuBs3WotI go mixmag!
Hooli says...
rofl... Move over Ashlee Simpson. I hope family guy do a parody of this too ;)
Hooli says...
rofl... Move over Ashlee Simpson. I hope family guy do a parody of this too ;)
jimmyundies says...
maybe he forgot his records? and only had the mix he was listening to on the plane?
Spitchen says...
The funny thing is that DJing isn't exactly rocket science, so i don't know why he feels he has to pre-record stuff. Assuming of course he is the one that pre-records it.
adamski007 says...
i think its fucking hilarious, ive never seen anyone jump around like that when they are mixing (and with headphones on) just goes to show you its who you know - but at least he got to play there or should i say be on stage at a big event - ha ha but no all in all he should not have been there, could have given some up and coming unknown dj a shot.....
Duvdev says...
this is a guy who bagged out DJs before he become one!! TOOL!
djbricksta says...
Thats the thing about deejaying, when your not mixing your fiddling around if your anything like i am, but i mean, if you dont have headphones and dont know how to mix your going to get caught out straight away
MrSchnitzel says...
Well it just goes to show that a name can attract numbers, or can it? This will be a good experiment in what media attention influences the act. I am glad I didn't dish out money for park life to see this guy, and I am glad that he didn't play at earthcore. Nice one! I am definitely not supporting such "artists" as they are called. Check out Luke Math if you want a good DJ, even Dave Spoon. There is such an array of talented main stream Aussie DJs just waiting to hit MTV haha!
teletubby says...
how embarassment
DastardlyD says...
This clips been circulating for awhile but never ceases to put a smile on my dile. I hope that he at least pre recorded HIS own mix. Mofunk said it best "what a douche"
Acecactus says...
It's the "It's all gone Pete Tong" movie.
adybear says...
The only guy I have seen who puts half as much effort into doing what this guy does is Norman Cook! But at least Norman can actually mix
EgosXII says...
this vid's been floating around for months now...
untitled-1 says...
nice one hookey>>>>>> the boys got style
untitled-1 says...
nice one hookey>>>>>> the boys got style
MoRpH says...
Who really cares alot of DJs are shit and still get gigs, atleast Hooky already has a name to trade on... sif ppl go for the music. Mind you even with this average pre-recorded mix is better than some of the celeb clone DJs out there.
petebb22 says...
i love this clip cant get enough of it and who really cares what he does hes having fun the most important thing plus lots of djs are just standing behing a mac and they dont even look half interested inthe music
zaim says...
its like oz style on the decks
Spiro says...
Gold
Casey Steele says...
what a homo. Prob the single reason ian curtis isnt alive anymore
rabithead says...
thanks andrew
Jenskies says...
What a fucking retard. That's shameful.
Experience says...
im still not over this, this is the best video ever.
Rockstar70 says...
Silly DJs. Learn how to play a real musical instrument. ; )
nfluke says...
who's a dick? it always amazes me that when people don't know what they're talking about it rarely stops them from saying something anyway. he's simply playing with the eq to pull stuff from the tracks - i can't stand the music and i find this the most inane type of djing but for fuck sake he's doing exactly what he's claiming to be doing... the reason you don't see him changing discs is because of the editing of the video (do you fail to notice how many different camera angles there were in that short clip?) the only fake things about this clip are the sensationalist headline, the screwed up editing and the nonsense whining of those commenting without any basis of fact. main achievement/ridiculous truth concerning the 'dancing' apparently he's tee-total. imagine those moves stone cold sober - THAT’S the real shocker!
Andrew Wowk says...
MoRpH - are you serious?! This guy cheapens the whole profession. Anyone who is a DJ would care that he's a hack and a phony.
miami_jim says...
Hello all, I have joined up just so I can join in what is going on here... I would like you all to please feel free to follow the link at the bottom of my post so you can all have your say on Peter Hooks Myspace page... he seems to be defending himself by addmiting that he pre edits his sets and only uses the EQ to highlight hand claps and drum rolls.... Please come and leave your comments (constructive only lets not be rude)... Jim http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view
miami_jim says...
Here is the Link in full http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view
Funky Dung says...
Funny, but that's exactly what Chemical Brothers do when they play 'live' and you all think they're brilliant. Seriously, next time they play near you, get a camera up on stage and find out how good their miming is.
NakedAge says...
This is all over the internet.
hoojee says...
hahaha even pulls the 'i am god' pose hahahaha
nanoloop says...
ride that eq
The Kirby says...
3:20 - he looks like he needs to go to the toilet. all that fidgetting. if it looked so fake, why didn't anyone approach him?
GroovyGeo says...
WHAT A JERK, I haven't even learnt to DJ yet