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Eminem’s mum rags on her fat slob son

Created On January 11th, 2008 by JackT
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JackT

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After she’s been disowned, defiled and occasionally brutalised on her son’s albums, Eminem’s mum is returning the favour. In her new book, My Son Marshall, Debbie Nelson reveals how the rapper has turned into an overweight recluse.

Ever since D12 crew member Proof was gunned down in Detroit 18 months ago, Eminem has apparently sworn off the mic (and the exercise bike). The Sun tabloid claims he spends his days watching TV, playing video games and shovelling junk food.

“I fear for him every moment,” Debbie writes in her book. “He’s let his blond hair grow out so everything but the ends are dark. His face has broken out in pimples and he’s put on so much weight that he’s causing all sorts of other health problems for himself.”

Twisting the knife in the name of motherly concern, Debbie also compares her once-ubiquitous child to that other bloated white-guy-doing-black-music, Elvis.

“He’s always had high blood pressure and his cholesterol levels must be sky high,” she continues. “He orders fillet steak takeout from an expensive restaurant almost every evening.”


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bj9999 says...

on January 11th, 2008

that family really defines 'white trash' don't they!

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coxdigweed says...

on January 11th, 2008

thats good to hear least while he is being a recluse we wont have to hear his shit music

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mashedman says...

on January 11th, 2008

Proof died, wow i didnt hear about that

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westerndog says...

on January 11th, 2008

meh, who cares

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Elliot G says...

on January 11th, 2008

am happy for him to stay on the couch for, well, all of eternity...

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randy1 says...

on January 11th, 2008

I give him 2 more years before his blood pressure drops for good.

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Casey Steele says...

on January 12th, 2008

proof got gunned down? Googling as we speak!

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poshladdie says...

on January 13th, 2008

Marshall .............be good to your mother. Pimp her out

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steffans back says...

on January 14th, 2008

couldn't have happened to a better style of artist (and i say artist in the loosest possible fashion). Mabye we can encourage all the other rap artists (refer to previous comment) to join him.....and while theyre at it the hip-hop and r

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ms lulu says...

on January 16th, 2008

Ah if he marries Brittney i'll scream

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