Weight loss giant Slim-Fast has offered Eminem the chance to be ambassador for their product, following reports the former rap heavyweight is now a rap lard-arse.

The Sun tabloid recently claimed Em spends his days watching TV, playing video games and shovelling junk food. The claims were echoed by the hip hopper’s mum, Debbie Nelson, in her unflattering book My Son Marshall. “He orders fillet steak takeout from an expensive restaurant almost every evening,” she writes. “He’s put on so much weight that he’s causing all sorts of health problems for himself.”

A spokesperson for Slim-Fast told Yahoo news, “Slim-Fast is a programme that can really work for someone like Eminem. It’s a doable and flexible approach. Slim-Fast would love to offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story.”

Now, that’d be a comeback.