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Bad Boy head honcho P. Diddy is searching for a new personal assistant with a “whatever-it-takes attitude”. Have you got what it takes to cruise the French Riviera and sip Cristal at DC10?
According to the advert (yes, there was an advert), it’s an “on-call, true 24/7 position”. The successful applicant will be able to “work under tight deadlines – remain aware of shifting priorities and anticipate ‘last second’ changes. Always have a plan B in place.”
The ad concludes with a stern, “CONFIDENTIALITY IS A MUST. Always operate with discretion.”
Applicants must submit a photo, which isn’t really legal unless it’s an acting or modelling position. But hey, it’s Diddy.
If you’re the right person (read: flawless 18-25 year old female, preferably closer to 18) for the job, email resumes@badboyworldwide.com.
Gypsy says...
I'd love to see the applications of girls that apply
snakez0r says...
You can on youtube. Just search for Diddy's Next Assistant. They're pretty gold :D U can vote for my mate at diddysnextassistant.com haha