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American clubbers looking to achieve a ‘ripped’ physique have been going to extreme lengths in their quest for the perfect body, with reports surfacing this week that the hemorrhoid cream Preparation H has come to the fore as the most popular method for achieving a statuesque body type.
This week Fox News reported that the cream – ordinarily used to treat nasty anal blow outs… read about it on Wikipedia if you want to know more! – is the latest ‘drug’ to hit the New York club scene. “The topical solution contains a medication called phenylephrine HCL, which shrinks the swollen tissues of hemorrhoids,” Fox News wrote. “It works by constricting the nearby blood vessels that surround the area. But the ingredient will shrink other tissue as well.”
Preparation H has long been used by bodybuilders as a means to reduce excess water under the skin, giving muscles added definition in the lead-up to competitions. It seems overly-narcissistic clubbers have now also picked up on the tactic, with some reports even surfacing of particularly keen clubbers going so far as to apply the cream as they wait in line to enter venues.
Could it be a trend that makes its way to Australia this summer? Only time will tell… in the meantime why not take a look at this classic clip. From the ill-fated reality TV show ‘Bobby & Whitney; it’s Bobby Brown using Preparation H on the bags under his eyes before meeting his crack-addled wife!
xtay says...
oh my god that's hilarious... i'm buying some. :)
westerndog says...
eeeewww!
angy says...
"This week Fox News reported that the cream – ordinarily used to treat nasty anal blow outs… " i_have_ADD was born to write that sentence!
jamiegrenenger says...
society has come to an all time low..........using anal cream to go clubbing and look good...fucking hell.....what next, after that nothing can suprise me.
CABANA BOY says...
Prepration Hilarious! bzzzt
jamiegrenenger says...
society has come to an all time low..........using anal cream to go clubbing and look good...fucking hell.....what next, after that nothing can suprise me.
CABANA BOY says...
Prepration Hilarious! bzzzt
cfranklin89 says...
thats just plain gay!!!
TroyShaun says...
it's in need of a street slang name to make it cool...
winstonuk says...
hahahahaha Bobby brown
coxdigweed says...
watch all the fluro kids jump on this over the summer
sweatybeats says...
looks like the muzza factor in melbourne has their new craze for this coming summer.....
Justinshoe says...
Awesome idea!
trancejunkii says...
lmfao!!! just go the gym man!! haha
tweetyfish says...
Fox News and ABC News picked up on this after reading an article on this blog - http://standingonthebox.blogspot.com/. Ironically, they also quoted several of his "sources", which he in fact made up as part of a fictional story. Worth reading his blog to hear his experiences of being used on news networks as one of the main sources on this. (Despite his fictional "sources", it is still a real phenomenon)
SlicyDicer says...
what a bunch of trippers
vixsta says...
So does this mean instead of seeing empty baggies on the ground at summadayze ill be seeing empty tubes of Preparation H???
vicadelaide says...
What vain assholes :-D
mikeylol says...
The muzza's are going to love this shit.
riojin says...
theres already a street name for it, "Klutch" (used in sentences: "i gotta klutch before we hit the club tonight." "Ive been klutching for 3 days straight." ) Klutching has been around for awhile now. It has been kept on the low down especially here in australia to keep us from needed perscriptions to by the stuff for our habit.