Every time we run a story on Kanye West we’re inundated with abusive comments from the ITM community, so lately we’ve avoided the outspoken rap star. However, he’s made some rather scintillating revelations to E! News that were simply too good to pass by. Seriously.

While on the topic of his tireless determination to succeed Kanye went into a little detail on his childhood, telling the story of a computer game he invented at the age of 12. “My game was very sexual,” Kanye told E! “The main character was, like, a giant penis. It was like Mario Brothers, but the ghosts were, like, vaginas.” The name of Kanye’s foray into game design? Super Mario Brothers: The Penis Remix... naturally. “You’d have to draw in and program every little step – it literally took me all night to do a step, ‘cause the penis, y’know, had little feet and eyes.”

Ok, maybe we should go back a few steps first. The rapper feels his incredible power and ability can be traced back to an addiction to sex, and that subject naturally led to his pre-teen dalliance in game design. Talk about a segue. “People ask me a lot about my drive,” he said. “I think it comes from, like, having a sexual addiction at a really young age. Look at the drive that people have to get sex – to dress like this and get a haircut and be in the club in the freezing cold at 3am, the places they go to pick up a girl. If you can focus the energy into something valuable, put that into work ethic…”

Thanks Kanye, you’ve outdone yourself. Again.