Learn the 'Riverside' dance (motherf***r!)

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We know you’ve probably been looking for a communal dance craze to replace ‘The Nutbush’ and ‘The Macarena’ for a while. After all that shit is so 1973 and 1995 (respectively). It’s time to prepare yourself for the next big dancefloor fad, presumably coming to a nightclub/school dance near you sometime in early 2010… Sidney Samson presents ‘The Riverside’.

Samson’s 2009 club and radio hit Riverside – already criminally overplayed – looks set to receive a new lease on life early next year, with an updated vocal edit nearing release featuring rapper Wizard Sleeve. Dubbed Riverside (Let’s Go!), in preparation for the ensuing hysteria Samson’s UK label Data Records have unveiled their own instructional video for any groovers wanting to learn the song’s intensely complex dance moves.

First you’ll have to master the ‘Arm Down’, then the ‘Elbow Out’, followed closely by ‘Elbows Out’ (don’t get confused here, note the ‘s’), before throwing in a ‘Grind!’ then ending with a ‘Put Em In The Air’. Apparently you can even ‘Freestyle!’ the whole thing, and they’ve had no shortage of people willing to submit YouTube footage as a testament to this.

If you have a few minutes spare check out the step by step video guide below, it’s truly inspiring stuff. Then, if you’re still hungry for me, you can head here and upload a photo of your own ugly mug to “Riverside Yourself Motherf****r”. That’s right, star in your own dance music video. You even get to wear a leotard thingy!

Don’t forget Sidney Samson is touring Australia over summer, so you can get yourself along to one of his shows and do ‘The Riverside’ in person. Check out ITM Whatson for dates.

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Valency

Valency said on the 11th Dec, 2009

This is just about the lamest thing I have ever seen.

djbricksta

djbricksta said on the 11th Dec, 2009

Is this a joke, that rap already got used in a much better Black Noise track

kami_

kami_ said on the 11th Dec, 2009

wtf... that is all...

xakumazx

xakumazx said on the 11th Dec, 2009

waste of my 2 minutes and bandwidth

Warn-A-Brotha

Warn-A-Brotha said on the 11th Dec, 2009

Im happy to watch chicks doing this .. and prefer it much more to the fucking "gabber" dance these wankers are doing.

dazza_b

dazza_b said on the 11th Dec, 2009

My eyes!!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

israel

israel said on the 11th Dec, 2009

when will it end honestly

SlicyDicer

SlicyDicer said on the 12th Dec, 2009

Fuck off Sidney Samson (Riverside Moth**ckers!!) you're a fucking hack.

Matthew de Groot

Matthew de Groot said on the 12th Dec, 2009

That "Elbows out" move is going to cause some fights! Crap song, ye who plays it shall be elbowed! The dance is a purpose! Sorry about all the exclamation marks!

theHordern

theHordern said on the 12th Dec, 2009

gimme my 2 mins n s seconds back u wanker

sk_tbone88

sk_tbone88 said on the 12th Dec, 2009

hahahaha what a crock of shit... almost as bad as the 'tutorial' video solja boy did for crank dat. so terrible, these people should be taxed on the air they breathe...

Weqster

Weqster said on the 12th Dec, 2009

im defaintly dumber after watching that. im also waiting for deadmous to post a update about how negitive ITM is again...

mackinley

mackinley said on the 12th Dec, 2009

Riverside MOTHERFUCKOFF

The3rdPlumpDj

The3rdPlumpDj said on the 12th Dec, 2009

nup... still think the macarena is better....

lloyd

lloyd said on the 12th Dec, 2009

OMG. KILL ME! KILL ME NOW!!!!!

eddy96

eddy96 said on the 12th Dec, 2009

god help us all... give it a week to spread through youtube and every douche bag will b doing this.

Captain TJ

Captain TJ said on the 12th Dec, 2009

I might go and see Samson just so i can throw dagwood dogs at him during his set

pajo

pajo said on the 12th Dec, 2009

im not angry, just dissapointed!!!

ToMaZo

ToMaZo said on the 13th Dec, 2009

whats with the cheesy electro rap crap?!!?!?!

Yasoda

Yasoda said on the 13th Dec, 2009

I have been practising all day. Can't wait to bust this out at field day!!

wild_comfort

wild_comfort said on the 13th Dec, 2009

talking gibberish on acid makes more sense than this.

Euphoria85

Euphoria85 said on the 13th Dec, 2009

yep....ok....thats lovely...

Gouldy

Gouldy said on the 13th Dec, 2009

thats a million different kinds of retarded

nicksyabiatch

nicksyabiatch said on the 14th Dec, 2009

who ever invented this dance should have been put down at birth

sorzy

sorzy said on the 14th Dec, 2009

doesn't look as fun as shuffling!

DirtyFuzz

DirtyFuzz said on the 15th Dec, 2009

come on radioclit sue sids ass for copyright infringement....

chenzo

chenzo said on the 18th Dec, 2009

DEAR MERCIFULL JESUS!!! This video will haunt my dreams for ALL ETERNITY!!!