In news that should surprise virtually nobody, French superstar David Guetta has made another in-road on his quest for global radio domination, revealing that he’s been producing tracks for none other than Madonna. (*World explodes*)

Though he’s been busy slogging it out on this year’s Future Music Festival national tour, Guetta has been out there talking up his next round of chart-strangling moves – which we already reported involves working with mangled pop trainwreck Britney Spears – telling the Daily Telegraph that he’s got a track ready with Madonna.

According to the interview with Guetta, the French house king has completed his track with Madonna – which also features jail-dodging rapper Lil Wayne. “The Madonna song is really, really, really good – it’s her and Lil Wayne,” he said. “She’s great, totally not what I was expecting. I was totally seduced”.

Whilst Guetta fans of yesteryear have all but deserted the radio master, we think this move smells a little fresher than the news of his collaboration with Britney Spears. After all, Madonna is no stranger to the dance world having propped herself up on the shoulders of producers like Paul Oakenfold, Mirwais and Stuart Price for years now, so this is a natural next step. Well, at least as natural as a 51 year old cougar with Hulk arms and perpetually grinning French DJ are gonna get.