While the ITM editors are sadly hooked at the veins to the world of house-gone-chart-fodder superstar David Guetta, more fortunate readers might not be so clued into the grinning Frenchman’s activities. Never fear, we’re here to give you the skinny on Guetta’s latest catastrophe, this time concerning the DJ/producer’s online rant at some faceless ‘hackers’ leaking unfinished material.

From the looks of his Twitter feed, the Grammy grabbing Frenchman has been rocked by a couple of nasty leaks online recently, with collaborations from his upcoming LP finding their way online recently, including Bullshit & Party, the track with 50 Cent which is claimed to be a rough demo and that you can hear below.

“Dear hackers, I understand you are having fun and I respect your computer genius [sic] You should also respect my music don’t leak ruff [sic] ideas,” Guetta wrote on his Twitter account. “The 50 cents rec [sic] that leaked is just a super ruff [sic] demo idea we recorded and sounds nothing like what I’m gonna put out.”

Not done there, Guetta turned his icy gaze to another leaked song, this time of an unreleased acapella of his which had then been put to a phantom production and spread online as a genuine Guetta track.

“Don’t beleive [sic] all the fakes on internet [sic] Them mother fuckers are putting my name on music that is not mine,” he raged. “Let’s clarify. someone stoll [sic] my accap [ella?]of nicki minaj and Florida but this shit music is not mine. The real record is coming out on may 2.”

The tune below could be the fake or it could be a fresh leak…let’s hope it’s the former for Guetta’s sake as it is intensely plain.

And since we’re in a video-heavy mood and it is Friday afternoon, here’s a sneaky little edited video of some vintage Guetta DJ skillz.