The perpetually pissed-off Noel Gallagher has posted a video online in which he trashes the state of modern dance music, claiming that “any fucker” can make it.

The former Oasis guitarist stated that advances in technology have meant that making dance music “sounds like a walk the park now”. Gallagher said “I had a house in Ibiza for 12 years, and you could just feel the change one year. From nobody knowing what they were doing with these machines, to somebody mastering it and the machine makers making it easier for people to use. Dance music sounds like a walk in the park now. Any fucker can do it – and quite frankly, every fucker is doing it.”

He states that while he used to be a fan of “primitive” dance music, there is “too much shit now”.

This isn’t the first time Gallagher has placed his foot squarely in his mouth. In 1995, he famously expressed a desire for Alex James and Damon Albarn of Blur to “catch AIDS and die”. Throughout his career, Gallagher has also wittily changed the lyrics of Blur’s hit song Parklife to “Shite-life” during a 1996 performance at the BRIT Awards, questioned the legitimacy of brother Liam’s daughter and described Margaret Thatcher as “a dick”.

Now, let the backlash begin!