Recent Activity
-
The Likes Of You presents LEE BURRIDGE (UK) & Jamie Stevens, 24 Feb 2012 last Sunday in Perth
-
Future Music Festival Perth - 2012 this month on Fri 3rd in Perth
-
AFX sideshow? last month on Tue 31st in Perth
-
The Poker Thread #5 - "Send you back to Russia" last month on Sat 28th in General
All About Me
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
