(Read in best Morgan Freeman impression) Sometime in the year of 1997 when I was still but a young child there was a fierce storm. It was brought down upon the sleepy town of Brisbane by a fierce North-Westerly wind.
People said it was SO (emphasise it, you know you want to) strong that it blew right across the equator from a far away place called Europe.
On that day, sat as I was on my swing set, in my parents back yard in carina heights, in Brisbane . . . . (he'd keep going if I didn't cut it off) I heard something on that wind. They called it Trance, and ever since my ears have been ringing.