Hi. My name is Nasty.
I enjoy long walks on the beach, candelit dinners and debaucherous behaviour with an edge of mischief and a hint of chest.
They call me Nasty cause that's what I do.
I've been rammed off the road in car chases... slammed on the internet by forums and most accurately describe myself as c-grade celebrity minus the celebrity.
When i'm not writing blogs, i'm psuedo-journalising and writing books to salvage my name on the shelves of second hand bookshops and school fetes the town over.
So lather up and enjoy what i shimmy in your direction.
It's hearty.
Nasty.
Posted: January 1st, 2008