A dedicated nomad, verbalize attempts to chain the horizon. He enjoys adventures, shinnanigans, ballyhoo, tomfoolery and referring to himself in the third person.
After harrowing campaigns in the French Resistance and an uneventful stint as Genghis Khan's barber, verbalize now dedicates his time to his twin loves of travel and the deadly martial arts.
A lion-tamer of some acclaim, verbalize lives in tropical Brisbane with his two favourite lions Judah and Sheba.
Embroiled in a long-standing feud with David Letterman, he now shuns the limelight both as an attempt to escape from the perils and vanity of stardom and also to facilitate his covert operations for a nameless agency.
Having survived a recent courageous brush with cancer, verbalize has redoubled his efforts to achieve his life's ambition, that of being able to do a flawless Christopher Walken impersonation.
Verbalize enjoys long walks on the beach, solving gruesome murders with the aid of his brilliant yet morbidly obese sidekick, and barbeques at your mum's house