Apollo to Houston Apollo to Houston..
Alpha bogey zero we are ready for re-launch July 11 Do you copy?
“Well yes” you respond… “But what the fuck are you talking about” I hear you say.
I’m glad you asked..
In a time not long from now…
Far beyond the realms of the strip joints, Claire the Bogan and countless club nights that all seem to be pretty much the same…
Deep in the furthest reaches of the inner west. Well not the furthest reaches, The start of it actually.
202 Broadway to be specific
DESTINATION IS RELAUNCHING!!!!!
PEW PEW PEW PEW!!!
Get your lasers out and clear a muthaflippin path y’all!!!
Destination? Sydney has docked at 202 Broadway and is finishing last minute repairs to the auxiliary sound generators to bring you a club night experience yet to be seen since the big bang.
At our new location we can safely report back to our earthly counterparts that the space in here is luscious.
Plenty of room for extensive moonwalking, doing the robot and that funny slow motion space man dance that you sometimes see cool people do…
On the upper deck there is an out of this world marble bar with attractive space station personnel providing service from all directions.
In the basement you will find the main sound control console. Things are a little heavier down here be sure to activate your anti gamma shields and prepare to boogie.
There is also heaps of space lights and stuff That right stuff and lots of it + we have matter space matter.
“No way!” you say..
Yes way space lights stuff and space matter…
A brand new venue brand new attitude and an out of this world concept!
We will be playing everything from, to, including, but not limited to antigravitational photon tones and interplanetary hyper drive road trip sound happy movement maker!
“But I have not ever heard of this” you say
Well thats because I made them up as I wrote this press release Seriously, variety is the spice of life for all life-forms no matter what corner of the galaxy you reside.
Expect us to boldly go where no club night has gone before.
We dont want to give too much away at this point thus jeopardizing our mission, but we just wanted to send a message out to you all that we are still here we still love you and we are coming back in a big way..
Keep July 11 free..
Fun starts at 8pm with free entry till 10 otherwise it’s 10 bucks on the door.
More information to be transmitted soon…
