It’s that time of year again, when most right-minded people are busy working out how to rort the taxman. Here at High-Jinks, however, we don’t give a shit about the ATO because in our environment of delusion it’s CHRISTMAS!
So come all ye faithful down to Enmore on Christmas Eve (Saturday 30 July) and get ready to have your cockles warmed with some good old festive winter cheer. Our infamously sleazy Santa has made his list and checked it twice, and it’s time for all naughty boys and girls to come along and get what’s coming to them as we transform the Sly Fox into a drunken grotto of debauchery.
We’ll be kicking off at 7 with cheap cockatails, carol singing and cracker-pulling, and going all the way through till 3am, at which point Santa ought to have polished off all the sherry and be in the right state of mind to take us all joyriding on his sleigh.
Of course, it wouldn’t be a proper family Christmas if there wasn’t some sort of fight, and we have a prize bout lined up for you. Two of Sydney’s Electro Heavyweights will be duking it out on the night to see who takes home Santa’s top pressie and we GUARANTEE tears before bedtime. Battling for glory, beer and an elusive Lego Space Explorer set will be B*E*E*F Bigwig N-ZED and Southern Outpost Supremo PHIL CHAN. Of course, the always-festive HIGH-JINKS 3 will be doing their best to maintain their dignity on the undercard, and there’s a free pool table and FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT LONG!
So what are you waiting for? Get on the old eggnog, make some mince pies and get your wassailing arses down to the Sly Fox for the stupidest Christmas you ever saw.
