News Flash! Alien spacecraft have been spotted over the inner city these past few nights, with rumours circulating that one of the crafts crash landed late on Sunday!
The government are remaining tight lipped saying that it was just a weather balloon. Our spies have reported that there is a low level repetitive bass sound coming from the highly guarded warehouse compound that has an AREA-51 sign on the front gate.
We are assembling a crack team of highly trained house/techno DJ’s as well as disco dancers to take over this compound at 9pm on Saturday the 17th of September. We are keeping the location secret for fear the government will cotton onto our rescue mission and move whatever is inside to a more secure location. It will cost $20 to join this mission with BYO alcohol required to give you the courage to face whatever is inside. The exact location of the highly guarded warehouse compound (within 10 mins of CBD) will be posted on the day of the mission.