Post a Film Quote

[bananamonkey]

well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother teresa?


- Heathers

Or...A selection from Fear & loathing...

"You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye."

"Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!"

"You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me."

"No! We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

Laws.... :)

Ur favs???

[Iain]

"Fuck Gasper Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

[MadMike]

sif quote my signature

[phoneyhuh]

havnt got any off the top of my head....

but at the moment im watching 'Chicks and big black dicks'

quote: "Yeaaaahhhh lick my balls....ill reward you with a fuck"

[Megs]

If your edge coz I'm wheezin on your grindage then just chill coz if I had the whole brady bunch thing happening at my pad I'd go cryin over there so dont tax my gig so hardcore cruster.
__________________________________________________

Lick it up Baby, LICK IT UP

[sofu]

From Deconstructing Harry:

Woody Allen to Eric Bogosian: "You're the opposite of paranoid -- you're under the impression that everyone likes you."

(I love Woody Allen.)

[big eddie]

'rents for a vegetarian, you're a fuckin evil shot!' -sickboy, trainspotting

'Is there a sign on my lawn that says dead nigger storage?' -jimmy, pulp fiction

[bananamonkey]

Originally posted by sofu
From Deconstructing Harry:

Woody Allen to Eric Bogosian: "You're the opposite of paranoid -- you're under the impression that everyone likes you."

(I love Woody Allen.)

Oh yeh... that is a good 'un.... forgot bout that! Wicked quote!

[MadMike]

Megs - cos I'm the weasel!

[Megs]

haha if only i could type out that little noise!

[basschild]

I'm gonna get some pipe wielding nigga and medevil on your ass !

[Iain]

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.

[Iain]

dick laurent is dead

[bella boo]

"I'm half croation, half serbian fucken, I wake up in the morning and want to kill myself fucken, so killing you no problem fucken"

:lol: cracks me up everytime

"Cos innit innit a word, innit" hehehehe

[alexmac]

young dumb and full of cum…

[SpaceMonkey]

"My god. Only eighteen and already hung like a polar bear!".

-Man Bites Dog

"There was this whore back in Copenhagen. Three hundred and fifty pounds- and half of that was c*nt!"

-Zero Kelvin

"I ain't got time to bleed!"

-Predator (the one & only Jesse "the body" Ventura)

"-What kind of sycophant are you anyway?
- w-what kind would you like me to be?"

-101 Dalmations (remake)

[bella boo]

"Suck me beautiful" :lol:

[Fairy]

"Rock and roll's a prostitute. It should be tarted up, perfomed. The music is the mask, while I in my chiffon and taffeta... Well, varda the message." ThE vElVeT gOlDmInE



"Nothing? Nothing? Nothing tra la la?!"
-The Labyrinth

[palu]

dz: "They were like brothers to me, not like real brothers, but brothers in the way black people say it."

dz: "If I have a day off I'll spend four to nine hours in front of the mirror, trying just a tilt of the head or a furrow of my eyelash. I mean my body, my face are my tools."

dz: "You think you're too cool for school but I got a newsflash for you, Walter Cronkite. You aren't."

Hansel: "Who you trying to get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm loco?"

dz: "That one moment when she was sandwhiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the maori tribesman..."

dz: "Who am I? I dont know" Hansel: "The votes are in amigos, whats left to ponder? nice comeback!"

Hansel: "taste my pain bitch"

dz: "woooo! you must like service yourself twenty times a day"

mugatu: "oh sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass?"

dz: "If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiselled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

and my favourite quote....



"Moisture is the essence of wetness. Wetness is the essence of beauty."


:lol: :lol: :mad: :lol: :lol:

[silvaside]

I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a nigger waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. - Pulp Fiction

[Iain]

Originally posted by bella boo
"Suck me beautiful" :lol:


my unborn child is more cultured than you.

[Jerry]

" Two Dola suckie suckie, Five Dola love you long time "

Full Metal Jacket

[silvaside]

and another

Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you. - Pulp Fiction

[bella boo]

Originally posted by Iain

my unborn child is more cultured than you.

...hello...quoted from American Pie IAIN!!!! :P

[Ani_]

"Having no money isn't ennobling, it makes you mean"

[Griggle]

Originally posted by bananamonkey
well fuck me gently with a chainsaw. do i look like mother teresa?

- HeathersYou are a champ. That used to be my most used quote but everyone I know used to get freaked out by it, so I had to start saying "I'm not evil, just misunderstood." instead.

[jetgrrl]

'I look like a bushman"
Goldie Hawn in 'Overboard'- one of the greatest movies of all time (really)
and.....
"Lock up your sons"
from the fabulous Tankgirl

[Griggle]

This one from Sealab 2021 always makes me laugh.

Stormy: What makes Dr. Quinn so great?

Debbie: Smart men are just... really sexy.

Stormy: I'm as smart as him!

Quinn: What? I got PhD's in four scientific disciplines.

Stormy: ...Really?

Quinn: Why do you think they call me "Doctor Quinn?"

Stormy: Um, I just thought that was a nickname. You know, like "Doctor Dre'."

Stormy flips a crossed-fingers "E" hand signal.

(singing) East si-ide!

[CookieMonster78]

- what's a fuckass?

- snoochie boochies? who says that? that's fucken baby talk

- who started the war?
- you started it
- no you did
- no you did
- no you did (points gun)
- we did

-To begin.. To begin... How to start? I'm hungry. I should get coffee. Coffee would help me think. Maybe I should write something first, then reward myself with coffee. Coffee and a muffin. So I need to establish the themes. Maybe a banana nut. That's a good muffin.

[DjStalker]

From Commando with Arnie

Arnie: I like you sally - your a funny guy, that is why I am going to kill you last

(half hour later in the movie when arnie has him pinned against a wall)

Sally: But I thought you said you were going to kill me last
Arnie: I lied - hahahahaha

Gotta love those big arnie quotes...

Arnie sticks someones back on a meet hook and says "HANG AROUND"

you gotta do the accent when you say them though

lol :lol:

[sofu]

"I'm a cop, you idiot!" - Julie Andrews, The Sound of Music.

[Bushy]

A couple from Dazed and Confused..

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Slater: Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

[Natashja]

“I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before, before.” – Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

“Rick, there are many exit visas sold in this café, but we know that you've never sold one. That is the reason we permit you to remain open.” – Casablanca

“Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?” – Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

“I just LOVE finding new places to wear diamonds.” – Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

“I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.” – Meet the Feebles

“Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelies and the Palestinians.” – High Fidelity

“You know me. I'm the same as you. It's two in the morning and I don't know nobody.” – The Sting

“You got to go through a lot of sex to be ready for anti-sex.” – I Shot Andy Warhol

“Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here but it sounds better in French.” – An American in Paris

“You think beautiful girls are going to be in style forever! I should say not! Any day now they're going to be over! Finished! Then it'll be my turn!” – Funny Girl

“Yes! The Duchess dove at the Duke just when the Duke dove at the Douge. Now the Duke ducked, the Douge dodged, and the Duchess didn't. So the Duke got the Duchess, the Duchess got the Douge, and the Douge got the Duke!” – The Court Jester

“Oh, you're cute... like a velvet glove cast in iron. “ – Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

“To be with another woman, that is French. To be caught, that is American.” – Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

“I've always found it very... sanitary to be broke.” – The Lady from Shanghai

"Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here." - Annie Hall

"Annie, there's a big lobster behind the refrigerator. I can't get it out. This thing's heavy. Maybe if I put a little dish of butter sauce here with a nutcracker, it will run out the other side." - Annie Hall

“To declare that men have absolute power over truth is blasphemy -- and the last illusion. Truth lives forever. Men do not.” – Madame Bovary

“I have very little time, and so the conversation will be entirely about me and I shall love it” – The Man Who Came to Dinner

[Iain]

Originally posted by bella boo


...hello...quoted from American Pie IAIN!!!! :P


No further questions your honour.:|

[Dirty Sanchez]

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "
-- Tyler Durden, FIGHT CLUB

[SpaceMonkey]

"Let off some steam, Bennett" -Arnie in Commando again

[space_kitty]

"Don't you fuckin' look at me!"

~Blue Velvet

[InsaneAsylum]

Jim Carey in the cable guy "dost though have a jug of ale for me and me mate?"

[k_hadlow]

I'm not the dumb **** what's pissing blood Keefy.

CHOPPER

love it.

[sofu]

"Yeah." - Christian Slater, Kuffs.








Classic.

[SKYCRUISER]

" Show me how you suck a guy's cock you little fuck"

Harvey Kietel- The Bad Lieutenant

[phelon]

"You got knocked da... fuck out!"

"Heal mini-me Heal!"

[Crusher_13]

"Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody"

"I'm pissed now, Joboo. Look, I go to you. I stick up for you. You no help me now, I say, fuck you, Joboo. I do it myself."

"I wanna put together a team that will help us relocate to Miami."
"What do ya mean? Some of these guys are furniture movers?"

"One hit. That's all we got, one Goddamn hit?!"
"You can't say "Goddamn" on the air."
"Don't worry. Nobody's listening anyway."

"Every newspaper in the country has picked us to finish last. The local press seems to think we'd save everyone a lot of time and trouble if we just went out and shot ourselves. Me, I'm for wasting sports writers' time. So, I'd like to hang around and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit burger to eat."

"you trying to say jesus can't hit a curve ball?"

[michaeldenna]

Jules - "What does Marcelus Wallus look like"

Brad -"What"??

Jules -"What is no country i've every heard of do they speak
english in what"?

Brad - "What"??

Jules - "Say what one more time. I dare ya, i double dare say
what one more goddamn time"

Brad - "Black. Bald"

Jules - "Does he look like a bitch"?

"What"??
BANG

[big eddie]

couple of arnie ones that always crack me up

'move out' from predator, but with the arnie acent it becomes 'MOOF AOUT!'

and from end of days I think.

'MARGE, WHAT THE FUCK!'

and from the running man (bad film)

'Eh, Christmas tree!'

[phunkdust]

"I reckon the dog gets fucked."
"What? Proper fucked?"

- Snatch

"Drugs?"
"No thankyou, i'm straight."
"No, I mean, are you in here for drugs?"
"What are you in here for?"
"Drugs."

- Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"12:14. Press return."
- Pi

"Snoogans."
- Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

"And for the record, this guy loves the cock!"
- Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

[Mixxam]

From the classic cultural film that is "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" I don't mean to offend. This is one of many. Also one of the more tame quotes from the movie.

Jay - OK. I'll make you a deal. This guy will suck your dick off if you let us go.

Security Guard - Contrary to what you believe, not everyone in the industry is a homosexual.

J - How 'bout this deal then? He'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off.

SG - Alright. Make it fast.... and sexy.

J - It's either this, or jail. And you know what they do to you in jail.

SG - It's true. I was a guard....... after it's over you say "Ooooh, what a lovely tea party."

(Jay smashes security guard over head)

J - (looks to Silent Bob) What you waiting for bitch? Start suckin'. Buuunnng! Worth a shot. Like a shot in your mouth you gay bitch.


From Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels:

Hatchet Harry - You must be Eddie? JC's son.

Eddie - You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your Dad.

Hatchet Harry - Don't you worry sunshine. Keep that up and you just might meet him.

[technobimbo]

Jim: I would like to make an announcement. There is a beautiful woman masturbating on my bed.
American pie

[prawn_star]

we are the music makers, we are the dreamers of dreams..

- willy wonka :)

[technobimbo]

Black TV Reporter: Reporting live from Black TV, white folks are dead and we're getting the fuck out of here.
Scary Movie

[technobimbo]

Jack Carter: My name is Jack Carter, and you don't want to know me.
Get Carter

[hdskp]

in "go" when this littleannoying kid opens the four guys door and goes "what are you doing?" and the british guy goes sarcastically "raping little children" "now sod off"(similar)

[technobimbo]

Security Guard: Watcha gonna do with those *pies*, boys?
Killer Klowns from Outer space

[Faux Cough]

Originally posted by technobimbo
Jack Carter: My name is Jack Carter, and you don't want to know me.
Get Carter


The good one (Michael Caine) or the bad one (Sly) i would guess the latter? If so check the former

[nash]

Hrundi V Bakshi. That is what my name is called.

[technobimbo]

Originally posted by hdskp
I love it in "go" when this little kid opens the four guys door and goes "what are you doing?" and the british guy goes "raping little children"

bwahahahahahaha...excellent...

[hdskp]

In "the new guy" "our 82 yr old librarian snapped my penis" or similar

[big eddie]

tommy: whats wrong with this one anyway?

turkish: *pulls caravan door off* nothing tommy, its tip top I jsut don't like the colour!

-snatch

[technobimbo]

She puts the "ass" in "massive."
You put the "lewd" in "deluded"
She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
She puts the "whore" in "horrifying."
Bring it on

[technobimbo]

Go back to Jersey, Sonny. This is the City of the Angels and you haven't got any wings.
LA confidential

[technobimbo]

Jimmy: Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead nigger in my garage.
Pulp Fiction

[JulesPLees]

"youve gotta come back with me Marty"

"back where?"

"Back...to the future"

[technobimbo]

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again.
Snatch

[JulesPLees]

"You got 2 things right now.......Jack and Shit. And Jack just left town."

Evil Dead 3

[technobimbo]

Marcellus: no one needs to know about this except you, me and Mr-soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain-rapist here.
pulp fiction

[Dodger]

"Would you like a gummi bear ?....They've been in my pocket so they're all warm and gooey"

End of Ferris !

[technobimbo]

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero

ferris bueller's day off

[JulesPLees]

Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, Bueller, bueller.

[technobimbo]

And this one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy.
Excuse me?
What, you don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... sex-ed! So, are we gonna screw soon? 'Cause I'm getting kinda antsy.

Amerrican Pie :lol:

[JulesPLees]

"The Crane technique, executed correctly, cannot be defended."

-The karate Kid.

[hunter]

"Strange things are afoot, @ the Circle K..."

:)

you guess it

pe4s

d

[troubleshooter]

"I wasn't just gonna ram it in.... I was gonna lube it up and ease it in inch by inch, like a gentleman"

[sugarcaned]

Originally posted by SKYCRUISER
" Show me how you suck a guy's cock you little fuck"
Harvey Kietel- The Bad Lieutenant
:lol: show me, show me with your mouth! :lol:


"oh. so *that's* puce." - sulley, monsters inc

"im hip about time." - captain america, easy rider

"doesn't the blood rush to your stomach?" - paul mccartney, help

"you’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - charlie croker, the italian job

[custaro]

Captain Kilgore: "You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that...

...I love the smell of napalm in the morning." - Apocalpyse Now

"you’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" - charlie croker, the italian job

Trust you to steal my favourite!!!

/strolls off whistling Self Preservation Society....

[Tristan]

AWESOME
OH WOW
LIKE TOTALLY FREAK ME OUT
I MEAN RIGHT ON

BRRRR
ITS COLD IN HERE
THERE MUST BE SOME TOROS/CLOVERS IN THE ATMOSPHERE

Eat Shit - Stifler



@ DJSTALKER
It's 'SULLY' you moron. Have you seen the fucking film? Don't you think it's strange for a bloke to be named sally?

[Grandmaster]

'Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.'

[Dirty Sanchez]

Originally posted by Grandmaster
'Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.'
Patrick Bateman's musical taste is lying in a shallow grave, right next to his sense of social morality no doubt.

[Grandmaster]

But you gotta love that guy who plays him in the movie. I don't think anyone could have pulled it off better.

[Raverbunny]

"SNOZBERRIES!! WHO'S EVER HEARD OF A SNOZBERRY!"

-veruca salt, willy wonka!!

[Raverbunny]

Originally posted by Fairy

"Nothing? Nothing? Nothing tra la la?!"
-The Labyrinth


AHHHHH BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK I LOVE THAT MOVIE WHAT A CRACK UP BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

good one fairy!!!

nothing tra la la?? (i can just imagine the voice!)

[Megs]

Originally posted by Grandmaster
But you gotta love that guy who plays him in the movie. I don't think anyone could have pulled it off better.


Christian Bale! yeah he was great and you know leo dicaprio tried to steal that role from him but the director was like no leo get the fuck outta here go back to the stinkin beach.

or something

[easternmyke2000]

"That's right. I'm just CRAZY about Tiffany's!" - Holly Golightly, Breakfast at Tiffany's

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." - Don Vito Corleone, The Godfather

"Here's looking at you, kid." - Rick Blane, Casablanca

"SHOW ME THE MONEY!" - Jerry Maguire, Jerry Maguire

"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."- Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?" - Benjamin Braddock, The Graduate

"Good. Because for a minute there, I thought we were talking about A FUCKING MASK!" - David Aames, Vanilla Sky

[weapon]

More recently, the Departed has some classics notably from Baldwin and Wahlberg.

Mark Walberg:
"I'm the guy doing my job. You must be the other guy."

"Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself."

"You may play a tough guy for your gangster friends, but you don't get nothing past me, you lace-curtain Irish fucking pussy!"


Baldwin:
"I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself."

"Yes, those. I don't know what they are. You don't know what they are. Who gives a fuck?"

"Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think 'at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.' Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work."


Banter between the two:
B:"Go fuck yourself."
W:"I'm tired from fucking your wife."
"How is your mother?"
"Good. She's tired from fucking my father."

[weapon]

Some for the more cultured:


"Yes the force is strong in that one"

"Great you found lesbians"

"I will do anything to sleep with you girls. I'll touch any guys' ass here. Hell I'll caress it even. I'll shave some ass if they need it" (not so sure if i have it exactly correct)

"Eat Shit Shitbreak"

"Hey Ozzy coming to the party tonight ya Fuck face?"

"oh my god you're gay"

girl: you know? i don't know if i wanna be doing this stifler: doing what?? girl: well you know like if we hook up tonight tomorrow i'll just be some girl you go telling all your friends about stifler: [laughs and looks away] no way [almost sips the beer] girl: STEVE you can at least look at me when you say that!! Stifler: look....SARAH i wouldn't go telling stories or anything about you i promise. so just relax take it slow and let the good times roll girl: ok

"i can taste the bubbles [licks his lips] no i can't"

"you comin' to the party tonight ozzy ya fuck face??"

"Awww yeah! The Stiflermeister is coming back to Granharbor! Deck the halls, Bye bye GreatFalls, wipe my ass and lick my balls and it's Stifler time baby! Whoooooo Hoooooooo!!!!"

"Very uninteresting. And how about you Jessica, how many chicks did you sleep with this year? "

"Where are the fuckin' females? Jim, can't you leave your shirt on your scaring the chicks away."

"Oh my God. Guys! Check it out. (pointing at the two girls who are holding hands) Lesbians. Lesbians live here!"

"Shitbreak meet my little brother. Little brother meet Shitbreak. "

"Hey ladies my names Steve Stifler and I have an 11-inch penis......all round! Think about it."

[Bracko]

Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances. We connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.

fight club

[WINGZ]

A couple from Two Hands

Wozza: Yeah shotties are good mate.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pando: Give em' ya fucking keys.
Acko: He's not taking my fucking car!
Pando: It's only gonna take twenty minutes, he needs a car, so give em ya fucking keys.
Acko: I just got the gearbox fixed.
Pando: Good, that means it works, now give em ya fucking keys

[lordhuk]

"MEAT!!"

-A very fucked-up Michael Rooker in "Slither"

[phelon]

"motherfucker, I said wit cheese nigga"

[white_tar]

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[rockstar1]

pretty much the entire script of Anchorman.

[ianwil1976]

"I just wanna go up to my shack and get drunk."
RJ MacReady - The Thing

[Oblivia]

My friend is a nurse, he had to help a patient get ready for a shower. The dude had been in an accident and had a colostomy bag draining blood from his kidneys which had been smooshed (technical term) and my mate was helping getting his pants of over said bag. As my mate was on his knees helping the dude the guy (in the original telling we were told he was named keith, but later found out this was just added in to inrich the narative) goes “while your down there…”

To which my mate responds:


I'm not the dumb **** what's pissing blood Keefy.


Then he realised he probably shouldnt talk to a patient like that, however after 10 seconds of painful silence the guy pissing blood got the reference and had a good laugh, so it was all ok.

My quote, until I think of a better one: Goan flip y'all, flip y'all f'real - Benicio Del Toro in The Usual Suspects. I totally loses it written down though, its all about the delivery.

[ianwil1976]

My quote, until I think of a better one: Goan flip y'all, flip y'all f'real - Benicio Del Toro in The Usual Suspects. I totally loses it written down though, its all about the delivery.

:lol:

My sis and I say this all the time! Awesome :thumb:

[alternate_1959]

"No" - Silent Movie

[Bway]

Did You See The Size Of That Hand Cannon!

Yeah

It Was Bigger Than Him!

[Bway]

Where's the cat?

I KILLED IT! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BRING CLOSURE TO OUR RELATIONSHIP!

[Bway]

Jimmy: Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead ****** in my garage.
Pulp Fiction


:lol: :lol: My favourite movie of all time

[alternate_1959]

Taxi Driver:

I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the fuckin' toilet

All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

Listen, you fuckers, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the cunts, the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is a man who stood up.

[baax]

Raoul Duke-There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[Oblivia]

:lol:

My sis and I say this all the time! Awesome :thumb:
Heh, this bit is pretty cool too:
Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?


Oh, and I like throwing about the monkey line from after the cop tells hockney that he knew he was in queens on the night of the hijacking: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?

[baax]

Heh, this bit is pretty cool too:
Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: Give me the fucking keys, you fucking cocksucking motherfucker, aaarrrghh.
Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?


Oh, and I like throwing about the monkey line from after the cop tells hockney that he knew he was in queens on the night of the hijacking: Really? I live in Queens, did you put that together yourself, Einstein? Got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this?


Add to that,
COP-Mcmanus told us a different story,
Fenster-oh yeah,was that the one about the hooker with disintery

[WINGZ]

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

[ewokie]

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon."

Raul Duke - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

[cagey]

"Dillan, come on, has the CIA got you pushing to many pencils!?"
- Opening scene of Predator

Willem DaFoe and Asian Guy lying 1/2 naked in Bed
DaFoe: What are you doing ?
Guy: I wanted to snuggle
DaFoe: (*smack*) You are _such_ a fag!
- Boondock Saints

[cagey]

Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?
German Woman: I do, I do!
German Man: Oooh, I vant von too!
- Super troopers

[SpaceMonkey]

"Words create lies. Pain can be trusted" -Asami, Audition

(watched Audition last night, so I had to float this thread)

[angelar]

yeaahh, boyyy!

[AixP]

Merman... mer-MAN

[SpaceMonkey]

Wendell: "It's a mess, ain't it sheriff?"
Sheriff Bell: "If it ain't, it'll do 'til the mess gets here"

-No Country for Old Men

[Heist9000]

Gaet To Teh Choppar!

[dbb618]

.


Withnail: I've some extremely distressing news.
Peter Marwood: I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear anything! Oh God, it's a nightmare, I tell you, it's a nightmare.
Withnail: We just ran out of wine. What are we gonna do about it?
Peter Marwood: I don't know, I don't know. Oh God, I don't feel good. Look, my thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose. Oh God. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful!
Withnail: So do I, so does everybody. Look at my tongue; it's wearing a yellow sock. Sit down for Christ's sake, what's the matter with you? Eat some sugar.

[mendoza]

Speak English to me Tony, I thought this country spawned the fucking language and so far no body seems to speak it.

[Whitey1981]

"I'm Winston Zeddmore, Your Honor. I've only been with the company for a couple of weeks, but these things are real. Since I joined these men, I've seen shit that'll turn you white."

Winston Zeddemore in Ghostbusters

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Watched this again only the other day, forgot how good it was.
Can't wait for the game to come out.

[mel_v]

A scene rather than a quote, coz it all makes me lolz:

Marcus: One of them young punks coming to take my baby out on her first date.

Marcus - Who the fuck are you?
Reggie - Hi, Mr. Burnett. I'm Reggie.
M - What you doing here?
R- I came to take out Megan.
M- What?!
R - I came to take out Megan.
M - How old are you?
R - I'm 15 Mr. Burnett.
M - Motherfucker, you look 30. Show me some ID.
R- I don't have none on me.
M - You don't have no ID. Get your ass up against that wall. You think you know it all. Little young Thundercats. Got joints on you?
R - No.
M - You smoke that shit?
R- No, sir.
M - You trying to get my daughter high? Do you smoke that shit?
Mike - Nigga, who that is at the door?
Marcus - It's Reggie.
Mike - Who the fuck is Reggie?
Marcus - Came to take Megan out.
Mike - What you want, nigga?
Reggie - I'm here to take his daughter out.
Mike - What's your name?
Reggie - Reggie.
Mike - I heard the motherfucker say your name Reggie. You taking Megan out? How old is you?
Reggie - Fifteen.
Mike - Shit, nigga, you at least 30.
Mike- Can you fight?
Reggie - Yeah.
Mike - You can fight? Motherfucker. You can't fight. Look at you...
Marcus - Cut it out. - I want to know if...
Mike - When somebody taking my niece out, I want to know if he can fight. Somebody might come say something, the nigga can't fight, she can't go.
Marcus - This is Megan's godfather, okay? He just got out the joint.
Mike - Why you putting all my business in the street? I got out of jail. I ain't going back! I ain't going back! What's wrong with you? You're scared. You ain't seen a gun before?
Marcus - Stop pointing the gun at the boy.
Mike - Look, don't you disrespect me in front of company.
Marcus - Let the gun go off.
Mike - Nigga, you a big, tall, Ludacris-looking motherfucker, ain't you? You rap? - No. Move nigga, get out the way, if I see on you on the highway you better get out my way
Marcus - Hey, Mike! Now, listen. Have my daughter home at 10:01. If she ain't home at 10:01 I'm in the car, okay? Lock, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down. Do you hear me? Speak up.
Mike - If I'm there, know what it'll be? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, nigga. That's what it'll be.
Mrs. Marcus - Marcus! Reggie, baby, I am so sorry. Forgive Megan's dad and his silly friend.
Marcus - You a virgin?
Reggie - Yes.
Marcus - Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.

:lol: :lol:

[Aydo]

i want a frontside 23 blast, with a backside george reverse... LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!

[qoop]

ARTHUR
- You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem!

from: Patch Adams [1998] (http://imdb.com/title/tt0129290/)

[Horrid_Haight]

Stop quoting American Pie you fucking idiots

[Teknikall]

"your mother sucks cocks in hell"

"fuck me, fuck me, fuck me" whilst she is violently inserting a crucifix into her vag. the exorcist

[NTC187]

A scene rather than a quote, coz it all makes me lolz:

Marcus: One of them young punks coming to take my baby out on her first date.

Marcus - Who the fuck are you?
Reggie - Hi, Mr. Burnett. I'm Reggie.
M - What you doing here?
R- I came to take out Megan.
M- What?!
R - I came to take out Megan.
M - How old are you?
R - I'm 15 Mr. Burnett.
M - Motherfucker, you look 30. Show me some ID.
R- I don't have none on me.
M - You don't have no ID. Get your ass up against that wall. You think you know it all. Little young Thundercats. Got joints on you?
R - No.
M - You smoke that shit?
R- No, sir.
M - You trying to get my daughter high? Do you smoke that shit?
Mike - Nigga, who that is at the door?
Marcus - It's Reggie.
Mike - Who the fuck is Reggie?
Marcus - Came to take Megan out.
Mike - What you want, nigga?
Reggie - I'm here to take his daughter out.
Mike - What's your name?
Reggie - Reggie.
Mike - I heard the motherfucker say your name Reggie. You taking Megan out? How old is you?
Reggie - Fifteen.
Mike - Shit, nigga, you at least 30.
Mike- Can you fight?
Reggie - Yeah.
Mike - You can fight? Motherfucker. You can't fight. Look at you...
Marcus - Cut it out. - I want to know if...
Mike - When somebody taking my niece out, I want to know if he can fight. Somebody might come say something, the nigga can't fight, she can't go.
Marcus - This is Megan's godfather, okay? He just got out the joint.
Mike - Why you putting all my business in the street? I got out of jail. I ain't going back! I ain't going back! What's wrong with you? You're scared. You ain't seen a gun before?
Marcus - Stop pointing the gun at the boy.
Mike - Look, don't you disrespect me in front of company.
Marcus - Let the gun go off.
Mike - Nigga, you a big, tall, Ludacris-looking motherfucker, ain't you? You rap? - No. Move nigga, get out the way, if I see on you on the highway you better get out my way
Marcus - Hey, Mike! Now, listen. Have my daughter home at 10:01. If she ain't home at 10:01 I'm in the car, okay? Lock, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down. Do you hear me? Speak up.
Mike - If I'm there, know what it'll be? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, nigga. That's what it'll be.
Mrs. Marcus - Marcus! Reggie, baby, I am so sorry. Forgive Megan's dad and his silly friend.
Marcus - You a virgin?
Reggie - Yes.
Marcus - Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.

:lol: :lol:

You fucked it up alot, and left out the best part

"You ever made love to man?"

:lol:

[mendoza]

Ooh! That was cold.
Yeah so is your mamas bed.



And in the blue corner the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip Joseph "Blue" Polawskiii!
Blue you shore about this?
Just ring the bell you pussy.

[Tree Hugger]

'shit'
'what?'
'roller's'
'shit'
'yep'

The blues brothers

[kano350chevy]

'shit'
'what?'
'roller's'
'shit'
'yep'

The blues brothers

One of my favourite movies...

Jake: I want to buy your women... the little girl... your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children.

[qoop]

from (http://imdb.com/title/tt0113247/) one of my favourite movies...



Hubert: Bullshit! You pointed a gun at a cop! We coulda been killed!

[an old man flushes the toilet and walks out of the stall]

Old Man: Nothing like a good shit! Do you believe in God? That's the wrong question. Does God believe in us? I once had a friend called Grunwalski. We were sent to Siberia together. When you go to a Siberian work camp, you travel in a cattle car. You roll across icy steppes for days, without seeing a soul. You huddle to keep warm. But it's hard to relieve yourself, to take a shit, you can't do it on the train, and the only time the train stops is to take on water for the locomotive. But Grunwalski was shy, even when we bathed together, he got upset. I used to kid him about it. So, the train stops and everyone jumps out to shit on the tracks. I teased Grunwalski so much, that he went off on his own. The train starts moving, so everyone jumps on, but it waits for nobody. Grunwalski had a problem: he'd gone behind a bush, and was still shitting. So I see him come out from behind the bush, holding up his pants with his hands. He tries to catch up. I hold out my hand, but each time he reaches for it he lets go of his pants and they drop to his ankles. He pulls them up, starts running again, but they fall back down, when he reaches for me.

Hubert: Then what happened?

Old Man: Nothing. Grunwalksi... froze to death. Good day.

[holtless]

Narrator: Now answer me, why do people think that I'm you?

Tyler: I think you know.

[trippytrip]

Stop quoting American Pie you fucking idiots

que?

[Sundai]

Bill Murray: Doc, what could I do for this cough?
RZA: Shit, I was just thinking about that. Check this out: you get some hydrogen peroxide...
Bill Murray: We got that for cuts and stuff.
RZA: ...take fifty percent hydrogen peroxide, fifty percent water. You gargle with it. Do *not* swallow, you spit it out. Don't swallow, Bill Murray.
GZA: And if that doesn't work, try oven cleaner.
Bill Murray: We got that in the back, too.

[SniperChild]

'shit'
'what?'
'roller's'
'shit'
'yep'

The blues brothers

So close!

Shit
what?
Rollers.
no!
Yeah.
Shit

[dbushby]

Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!

Happy Gilmore: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast???

[Bob Arfenhaus]

Raoul Duke-There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.


ROFL, this came up in conversation when I was talking to luvpig about RWS and his well earned ban.

[Cellophane]

Singing in the Rain

Cosmo, call me a cab.
OK, you're a cab.


Ghostbusters

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.

[Geezah]

Wall Street.

Lou Mannheim: Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss.

The Departed.

Frank Costello: I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it.

Frank Costello: When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?

Dignam: This is unbelievable. Who put the fuckin' cameras in this place?
Camera Tech: Who the fuck are you?
Dignam: I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy.

[dbb618]

Withnail : Monty, you terrible cunt!

[Noticeably F A T]

I could just about post up the entire Snatch script here. :P

[StickFat]

^^^^ In the words of the virgin mary..... come again

[moskate]

Can you get STD's from a polar bear

OUT COLD

[phelon]

"Yeah this 410 shotgun"
"Put it away Mark, put the bloody thing away"

[nic_zero]

Hey, man, you don't talk to the Colonel. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...

[StickFat]

Good morning sargent.

How do you know what kind of god damn day it is?!?!?!?!

[Dr Bones]

Lindsey: What happen to your nose?
Slevin Kelevra: I used it to break some guy's fist.

^^ lucky number slevin.